Red Dwarf: The First Three Million Years | show | 2020 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

The definitive overview of the adventures of the legendary Boys from the Dwarf. This three-part series charts the origin | dHNfTnBpaDhrRk1DUFE

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00:00For decades now, we've immersed ourselves in the Red Dwarf universe, and at its centre

00:17is the most memorable cast of comedy characters ever assembled.

00:22It's four complete oiks in space. One human being, it's a hologram, a cat and an android.

00:29It's the very classic sitcom set-up, where you have different personalities who can't

00:33escape from each other.

00:34The crew got wiped out, you survived. That's charmed.

00:36I survived to live the rest of my life with you, not charmed.

00:41There is a great one-line premise at the heart of all of this, which is, what if the last

00:48human being left alive is a complete waste of space?

00:54And that last man standing is unwashed space bum and curry connoisseur, Dave Lister.

01:00There's been a fire in here. It's a small one. Put it out with my beer.

01:04For goodness sake, Lister, that's terrible. Don't panic, I've got another one.

01:09It's just a lazy layabout. He's got an ambition, lives in the moment.

01:15He is a slob who is obsessed with curry and lager.

01:22Class.

01:26You know, he's never quite been house-trained, let's put it like that.

01:29He's Rimmer's arch-nemesis. They always screw each other over whenever they get a chance.

01:35Drop dead, Rimmer. Already have done.

01:38Encore.

01:39He's loathed by Lister, but loved by us. It's everyone's favourite smeg-head, Arnold J.

01:46Rimmer.

01:47Now hear this, because it's only coming once. We surrender totally and without condition.

01:52Thank you very much.

01:53He is probably king of the losers. He is the petrol for much of the comedy.

01:59Rimmer is slightly troubled. He thinks everything is the fault of the world, but he's not higher

02:06up in the scale of things than where he is.

02:08Rimmer really wants to be supreme commander of the universe. He ain't ever going to get there.

02:16If this funky feline was cream, he'd never stop licking himself. He's the cat.

02:21Ah, the sex on my nipples are tingling. Ow!

02:24I've given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.

02:29This strange hybrid of human and cat, who has the dress sense of Prince.

02:34It's just a character who's self-obsessed megalomaniac.

02:38I'm not here to help. Read my CV. Does not help. Does not clean.

02:44Will have sex with anything.

02:48His warranty ran out yonks ago, but if you need a toilet unblocking, just call for Crichton.

02:54If you took a butler and a French maid and Mr. Spock and let them engage in an orgy,

03:02they would out Crichton.

03:04He's full of admiration for the human race.

03:07Morning, sir.

03:08And he wants to emulate them, and it's very hard for him because he's programmed to be

03:12just a service droid.