The Hebrew Hammer | movie | 2003 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas  | dG1fVjdGRDJ4SVMxeW8

Transcript

00:00When there's danger on the streets and evil is everywhere, the only solution is circumcised.

00:11Who's the certified circumcised dick? That's a sex machine to all the chicks.

00:17Shabbat shalom, mama.

00:19Adam Goldberg is the Hebrew Hammer.

00:25Santa's been rubbed out by his evil son, Damien.

00:28I'm Santa now!

00:30In less than 24 hours, Chanukah will be no more.

00:38We have to put into place an agent.

00:41The Hebrew Hammer?

00:42Jew confirmation test initiated.

00:45Ooh, that's cold.

00:46Circumcision confirmed.

00:51He's a master of disguise.

00:54You're the goyest of Chanukah.

00:56The Hebrew Hammer!

00:58He's a ladies' man.

00:59I want you to talk dirty to me.

01:02I want to have lots of children by you.

01:05I want to get a good-paying, stable job.

01:08Yeah.

01:09I want for our children to go to private schools.

01:11Yes! Keep going, keep going!

01:14Excuse me, children. He plans on personally cancelling Christmas.

01:21Attending Kmart shoppers, there are Jews in aisle 12.

01:26There's a reason they call him the Hebrew Hammer.

01:29Oh, kiss me, you Semitic stallion!

01:36You know, you're tied in. You don't have to hold on.

01:41Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew that.

01:45Someone's gonna get everything they want for Christmas this year next!

01:51The bad, bold, big-nosed biblical brother.

01:55The Hebrew Hammer.