Daniel Sloss: Hubris | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Mr. Daniel Sloan!

00:14Let's see who gets offended by stupid sh...

00:20I'm just a victim of cancel culture. Wow.

00:25That is an important thing to point out, by the way.

00:27This show here is just jokes.

00:30That's all it is.

00:32It's just expect nothing more and you'll get nothing less.

00:38Listen to how wise we are. Look at that.

00:41In less than a second, I got three of the heavy hitters out.

00:45You barely even noticed.

00:49I'd have to do a slow-mo replay of that and you'd be like,

00:52Oh, he did?

01:01Who is that?

01:04Oh, that was him trying to offend you.

01:09It f... worked?

01:17In this country, the sentence,

01:19Grammatically makes sense.

01:23Like, you could write that down in an English exam

01:26and they would have to mark it correct.

01:30They wouldn't want to,

01:32but they'd be bound by the laws of Shakespeare.

01:36They don't even know that that word can mean child.

01:41They don't even know that that word can mean child.

02:00Bat, you idiot.

02:02Bat.

02:05The answer is rats.

02:07Rats are capable of laughter.

02:09Turns out if you flip a rat onto its back and you tickle its belly,

02:12the rat will let out little high-pitched squeaks like,

02:15and that's a rat's version of laughter.

02:18And the scientist is just there like,

02:20I've got a degree.

02:24I can't believe I ever wasted my life on cancer. This is sick.

02:29Who's a tickly little rodent?

02:33One American man didn't try. He succeeded.

02:36He successfully got onto an airplane with his emotional support,

02:40Peacock.

02:42F*** off and die of everything.

02:47What does it do?

02:49What is it trained to f***?

02:51How does it calm you down?

02:53How?

02:5545,000 feet up in the air, you hit some turbulence.

02:58Patrick, I'm scared.

03:00You're gonna f***ing want it.

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