TBATS: The WILDEST tawang timpla bardagulan sa pagpapatawa comedy showdown!

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00:00That's why we went straight to the highlight of our year-ender,

00:04the so-called Timpla Bardangulan na Pagpapatawa!

00:09Everyone is really scared of it, right? Why, Tex?

00:12Of course, it's scary because you'll really laugh on the spot.

00:16There's no script.

00:18Everything under the sun.

00:20So, yeah, sky's the limit.

00:22What about you? What's your experience there?

00:24Nothing.

00:25But you were the host, right?

00:26I was the host. That's my experience.

00:30That's why, that's my last one.

00:34What about you? When did you join?

00:35For me, I'm so proud of the so-called Timpla because

00:38I became the first runner-up twice.

00:41It's not that easy to become the first runner-up twice, right?

00:45But admit it, who else is playing around there?

00:48Who else is laughing? Who else is serious?

00:52Who else is crazy?

00:54That's true.

00:55Who else is crazy?

00:56Brother Ian is just humble.

00:58He doesn't want to brag about it twice.

01:00No, he'll have one later.

01:02Okay, here are some memorable moments

01:04in our Tawang Timpla,

01:07Bardagulan sa Pagpapatawa!

01:12Hello, brothers and sisters,

01:13and of course, I'll just beat you up.

01:16I'll support you as a gay.

01:18Because I believe in our community that

01:21gay people are the most powerful.

01:24The day will come when we'll conquer the whole world.

01:29That's true.

01:30If gays are the first in the Philippines,

01:33I'll run.

01:34I'll be the first gay president in the Philippines.

01:38If gays are the president in the Philippines,

01:40I'll wear pink.

01:43That's funny.

01:44That's really funny.

01:46And then,

01:47if I become the president of the Philippines,

01:50I'll lower all the prices of men.

01:5420 pesos for a punch.

01:57For an eat-all-you-can buffet.

02:00And if I become the president of the Philippines,

02:02the first law that I'll pass,

02:05is that you can't pee on the floor.

02:09It should be in front of everyone.

02:12Show-off!

02:16And then, we'll change our language.

02:19Not Tagalog.

02:21It should be Gilingu now.

02:23It should be Chinese.

02:28If you ride an MRT, it should sound like this.

02:32Junomento Station, Junomento Station,

02:34you can't pee on the floor,

02:35because Junomento is a piece of s**t.

02:39And then,

02:41if I become the president,

02:42I assure you guys,

02:43ladies and gentlemen,

02:45that the peace and order,

02:47I'll save 20%

02:49because there will be no more criminals,

02:50no more NPAs,

02:51no more ISIS.

02:54Because the government doesn't support it.

02:56Some governments,

02:58they don't support it.

03:00They don't know the solution.

03:02The solution to that is to be gay.

03:04Be gay?

03:05Yes.

03:06What are you going to do?

03:07Be gay.

03:08Why?

03:09If you see a gay man in the mountains,

03:11don't bring him here.

03:12He's an animal.

03:14He's a piece of s**t.

03:21She's not paying attention.

03:22Her boyfriend is contacting her.

03:23Okay, stop it.

03:25Devils wear palda.

03:28What did she say?

03:29Palda.

03:30Palda.

03:31Why are you wearing a trench coat?

03:32Oh my God.

03:33She's talking to the whole production.

03:35Hello?

03:37Oh, Oprah Winfrey.

03:38Oh, she's talking to the phone.

03:41Are you rich?

03:4220 million dollars.

03:44Oh, I don't have a problem with that.

03:45Wait a minute.

03:46Yaya.

03:47She's speaking Tagalog.

03:48Yes, it's really hard to speak Tagalog.

03:50Yaya, go to Hawaii tomorrow.

03:52Yes, Hawaii.

03:53Buy sayote, repollo, and bagong alamang.

03:56Yes, ma'am.

03:57Go straight to Japan.

03:58I want mayo.

04:00Japanese mayo.

04:01Yes, ma'am.

04:03Oprah.

04:04I'll send you tomorrow.

04:06Okay.

04:08It's Oprah.

04:09Oprah?

04:10Oh my God.

04:11My assistant.

04:12I'm mad at Taylor Swift.

04:14She has a balance with me.

04:17I watched her concert.

04:18I told her to restore the front seat.

04:20Six days.

04:21So she'll know that I'm asking for money, but it's dead money.

04:24Oh my gosh.

04:25She's rich.

04:26Don't listen to Taylor Swift.

04:27I don't like her.

04:28No.

04:29She has a balance.

04:30Yes.

04:31By the way, I forgot Beyonce.

04:32She's asking me for a sponsorship for her concert.

04:35I haven't paid the artist yet.

04:37Send Pepeeta.

04:38He's good at Jopay.

04:40Huh?

04:41Beyonce?

04:42Jopay?

04:43Yes.

04:44Jopay.

04:45Pepeeta is good there.

04:46I'll give Sky $1,000,000.

04:48Oh.

04:49So the keyboard will last longer.

04:50So there's more joy.

04:52Oh.

04:53You can change that.

04:54In Timog, there's a money changer.

04:57Shake money money changer.

04:59There's that.

05:00Brown out.

05:01Oh my God.

05:02Yeah, yeah.

05:03Brown out.

05:04Brown out.

05:05Huh?

05:06We just ran out of electricity.

05:07You're crazy.

05:08How much electricity?

05:09You don't care.

05:12Of course, I won't run.

05:13No.

05:14Really?

05:15Whoever said this, this is mine.

05:18This is really nothing, but there's a story.

05:22Difference between rich and poor.

05:24It's all relative.

05:26Of rich and poor, because I can do everything.

05:28I can be rich and poor.

05:31Is that okay?

05:32It's not.

05:33I know.

05:34Okay, here it is.

05:36Difference between rich and poor,

05:38When you doggie.

05:39You're talking about the dogs.

05:40Yes.

05:41Right?

05:42Also, on top.

05:43Also, on top.

05:45Okay, how does a rich person become rich?

05:52Excuse me.

05:53Excuse me.

05:54Becoming rich.

05:57Excuse me.

05:58Becoming rich.

06:00How does a poor person become poor?

06:02How does a poor person become poor?

06:08Oh, she swallowed it.

06:09Oh, sorry.

06:10Poor.

06:12How does a poor person become poor?

06:13How does a rich person become poor?

06:14She looks poor.

06:16No, she doesn't.

06:17Yes, she doesn't.

06:18But she swallows it.

06:19She swallows it.

06:20Yes, she swallows it.

06:21She swallows it.

06:22It's like a true-to-life scene, right?

06:23What else?

06:24And one more thing.

06:25How does a rich person and a poor person become drunk?

06:28How does a rich person become drunk?

06:29Of course, you'll drink.

06:30You'll be in a bar.

06:31You'll drink.

06:32Yes, happy, happy.

06:34One, if you're rich.

06:36If you're rich, it's like that.

06:37Wife.

06:38Hey, what's your problem?

06:42How are you?

06:44Mingyal, toast, toast, like that.

06:48Social.

06:50If we're poor,

06:53of course, we're friends, right?

06:56We'll drink, right?

06:59Yeah, bro.

07:01Bro, you're handsome.

07:03Bro, we're also drunk, bro.

07:05Bro, you're handsome.

07:09Bro, we're done.

07:11It's like there's a cauliflower on your head.

07:13I'll get ready later, bro.

07:16Bro, we're done.

07:19Bro, how are you?

07:21Because we're drunk.

07:22Drunk, drunk, drunk.

07:23Drunk.

07:24I'll go to your bathroom.

07:27I'll go to your bathroom.

07:31She's drunk.

07:32She's drunk.

07:33Why?

07:35Don't do that.

07:37And then?

07:38And then?

07:39That's when it's hard.

07:40That's when it's hard.

07:41And then?

07:43It's hard when you have to pay a lot.

07:47That's really different.

07:48That's really different.

07:50How many wins did you have, my friend?

07:51Hello, just two.

07:52Two?

07:53Why?

07:54It's like your eyebrows are raised at the back.

07:56Hey, I also have two.

07:57What's that?

07:58We only have two.

07:59We have two more.

08:00Oh, you're good.

08:02Because in season 1,

08:03the winner is you, my friend.

08:06And in season 2,

08:07it's Kuya Ian Red.

08:09And then in season 3,

08:10it's you again.

08:12And in season 4,

08:13it's Becky Bello.

08:15And in season 5,

08:16it's Kuya Ian.

08:18Free.

08:20You have two wins.

08:21Do you want them to fight again?

08:24Tiebreaker.

08:25Tiebreaker.

08:27You should laugh.

08:28You should laugh.

08:32But we'll reserve that for next time.

08:33Because we have a callback, right?

08:35Season 6?

08:36Season 6?

08:37Right away?

08:38Why not?

08:39Let's end it with season 6.

08:40Yes!

08:41Let's end it with season 6.

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