Monty Python: Almost the Truth  (The Lawyer's Cut) - Theatrical Release | movie | 2010 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00And now, a short introduction from the producer's legal representative, Mr. Abe Appenheim.

00:07And now for something completely different.

00:14From the producers of Salmon Lover Musical and Invasion of the Metaphors, comes Monty Python, The Truth.

00:24Well, almost the truth.

00:31I don't think anybody had the slightest interest in each other as people.

00:37Graham was a mystery.

00:39Yes, I did a lot of drinking, a great deal, a very great deal indeed, Michael, yes.

00:43Terry cared about everything. It didn't matter how tidy the detail.

00:47He really, really felt.

00:49I kept telling John, John, you're a freak, relax.

00:53Michael Palin, yes, he's the sort of kind of forgotten man of the group, really.

00:58I think Terry can only operate in opposition. He can only, he has to have an enemy.

01:03Eric is the most astute financially.

01:05Good evening and welcome to The Money Program.

01:08Eidel must be Jewish name somewhere down the line, mustn't he, eh?

01:11Look at the way he likes the money.

01:13With all the sin drama.

01:16Blast fever!

01:17The Monty Python film has managed to offend just about every religious group in the city.

01:22Graham Chapman, one of the founder members of the Monty Python team, has died.

01:27It's a good riddance to him, the freeloading ****.

01:30Gut-busting comedy.

01:33I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead.

01:35I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways.

01:38Look, you stupid ****, you've got no arms left.

01:41Firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

01:45Just a flesh wound.

01:47The heinous lies.

01:49It was so bizarre that he made a lot of money selling his story that he had kicked the big C and he was clean.

01:56He got the paycheck, he died.

01:58Those unforgettable songs.

02:00When nights are round table, we dance when we're able.

02:03Always look on the bright side of life.

02:08I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night, I work all day.

02:13And famous people who never met them, talking like they really knew them.

02:18Monty Python, almost the truth.

02:21Coming soon to a DVD near you.

02:26Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation