A Kleptomaniac Christmas Carol

A true Christmas classic. #shorts #funny #christmas #parody #skit #sketchcomedy #cracked #youtubeshorts #achristmascarol

Transcript

00:00Oh, hey. I'm at Lisa's place. And I didn't even have to jimmy the lock.

00:07Drop it, Katie. Walk with me.

00:13A party? Why didn't she tell me about this? I love dinner.

00:17I'm sorry about the glasses. Somebody took all my nice ones.

00:23Now do you see the error of your ways?

00:26These are all your friends, and they no longer want your company.

00:30But if you try hard, you'll find that you might be able to...

00:35Put that back!

00:37Jesus! Gross! How do you even have friends in the first place?

00:42You understand that you can't take any of this stuff with you, right?

00:46These are all just a bunch of apparitions to teach you not to steal s***.

00:53I do not steal s***. That's gross. I make my own.