Are These Ancient Hacks Still Relevant? The Dudes Share Their Thoughts!

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00:00MUMMIFY YOUR WIFE!

00:02Oh, with an oil?

00:04What is this?

00:06This is getting weird.

00:08Oh no, the toes! 5-Minute Crafts, stop it with the toes!

00:10Oh, I feel this coming.

00:12What the freak?

00:14What?

00:16Salt?

00:18Oh, they're gonna mummify. Mummify.

00:20Exactly. This video is how you mummify someone in 2023.

00:22Oh no, poor lady.

00:24Is she okay?

00:26Is it the...

00:28One month later.

00:30I'm sorry, what?

00:32I mean, of course it's not true, right?

00:34It's a...

00:36Ah, yes, yes, yes.

00:38But it looked kinda natural.

00:40I mean, believable.

00:42Okay, so now we're getting some wet toilet paper.

00:44Wrapping it up.

00:46It's how your skin looks after a month of salt.

00:48Yeah.

00:50Ooh, dang.

00:52Yeah, they used to get ancient Kleenex and just wrap it all up.

00:54Woah, what are you gonna...

00:56That water...

00:58Why are they putting paper in water?

01:00That makes no sense.

01:02They put water in it? In water?

01:04They put water in the water and then?

01:06I don't know, the draw was disappearing.

01:08What's the point of this?

01:10Oh, it looks like an old treasure map.

01:12Ooh.

01:14Woah.

01:16What are we making here, guys? Come on.

01:18I have no idea.

01:20Press sheets overnight?

01:22I don't know, maybe it's a piece of wood?

01:24Yeah, you compress the wood together

01:26like for a skateboard or like for a...

01:28I don't know.

01:30Jute rope. I've never heard of jute rope before.

01:32Or jute rope.

01:36Alright.

01:38Wow, I'm confused.

01:40But what are we doing?

01:42That looks cool. That looks like an ancient technique

01:44lost to the millennia, to the ages.

01:48Still, it's some...

01:50Diarrhea?

01:52I don't think it's diarrhea, no.

01:54You don't think so, right?

01:56No.

02:00It looks cool. It looks like a...

02:02I don't know why.

02:04I can't place exactly why it looks old, but it just looks old.

02:06It's old.

02:08Maybe the browns?

02:10It's like some technique to create a book?

02:12Oh, it looks, yeah, maybe like a book.

02:14Ooh, leather book.

02:18It's definitely a book.

02:20It's definitely a book.

02:22It looks like a book.

02:24Maybe like Da Vinci's journal.

02:26Oh, you know what they are?

02:28They're art thieves, so they want to steal Da Vinci's journal

02:30and replace it with a replica.

02:32Oh, this is the idea.

02:34That's the idea, yeah.

02:36What a...

02:38What a mind you have.

02:40Yeah.

02:42Nice.

02:44The doctors wouldn't let me play with the other kids.

02:46Okay, so...

02:48We got a nice clock.

02:50That's cool.

02:52What about the book? What's happening with that?

02:54Maybe it's a clock book.

02:56Oh, they still...

02:58They are taking the face of the clock,

03:00they're putting it on the book, and they're calling it Facebook.

03:02That's it.

03:04Think about it.

03:06IQ 5000, 10,000 moves.

03:08Oh, it's still for decoration.

03:10Oh, now it has like a cyberpunk aesthetic.

03:12Wow, nice.

03:14I didn't see the final result,

03:16but I really like it.

03:18But how are they sticking them in

03:20to stay there, you know?

03:22That's nice.

03:24I feel like it's reversed.

03:26I wish it was like that in real life.

03:28Okay.

03:30It's got a belt.

03:32What a magic.

03:34Very cool.

03:36It looks very cyberpunk.

03:38What do you write in that?

03:40I'm designing new mechanical air blimps.

03:44Yeah, you can put something,

03:46you know, some...

03:48stupid thing in it.

03:50I guess Panic at the Disco writes their songs in this one.

03:56Very pretty.

03:58Especially if they were like...

04:02Oh, no!

04:06Oh, no, no, no, no.

04:08Stop it. Stop that.

04:10Why did you pick this video?

04:12Oh, I don't know if I can watch this.

04:14I'm feeling a little bit sick.

04:16That one.

04:18That was gross.

04:20They showed it kinda well.

04:22And now they put all the organs of the pets in there.

04:24Oh, no!

04:26That's not of the pets, that's of the person.

04:28That's their...

04:30I forgot.

04:32I mean, in a different...

04:34Yeah, they put them in different things.

04:36Things called.

04:38I don't know.

04:40Like urns?

04:42But there is a special gods

04:44or someone on top of it.

04:46Oh, yeah, they have the Egyptian gods on them.

04:48You're right.

04:50If...

04:52Otherwise, if the organs stayed inside,

04:54then the body would start smelling really bad.

04:56I think that's why.

04:58They take out all the juices, all the organs, all the everything,

05:00and they just leave the dry, empty husk of your body.

05:02Yes.

05:04It's really, really nice.

05:06What, the mask?

05:08No, the husk.

05:10Okay.

05:12So now we're putting metal around it.

05:14I guess this is how they used to get the shape.

05:16Bang it around. Obviously not with tinfoil, but...

05:18But wait a second.

05:20They used the face for creating this, right?

05:22They might have.

05:24But it's not that strong to...

05:26Okay.

05:28I don't think they used

05:30this back in the day.

05:32Yeah, I have thoughts about it.

05:34I mean, they had to make something somehow.

05:36So, maybe.

05:38Guys, let us know if you're Egyptologists.

05:40Oh, and now they got a mask.

05:42Wow, it's a bunch of work.

05:44That looks cool, though. That's a good mask.

05:46Usually they put gold, right?

05:48Or something like that.

05:50Yeah, they would make them out of gold, probably.

05:52It depends how popular you are.

05:54I want five. Give me all of them.

05:56Whoa, Wolverine time.

05:58Wolverine were employed by 5M Crafts.

06:00As you can see.

06:04Okay.

06:06A little washy. What are we doing here?

06:08To wash some seashells.

06:10Ah, she sells seashells by the seashore.

06:12Yeah.

06:14Is that a blobfish?

06:16What is that?

06:18Jellyfish?

06:20Yeah, it's a jelly.

06:22Eggs?

06:24This reminds me of those videos

06:26where there's a fish that comes out.

06:28Is there a fish in there?

06:30What is this?

06:32Don't kill it!

06:34I feel like you should be buying a dinner first.

06:36Okay, sea mushrooms.

06:38Ooh, they squirt. Interesting.

06:42I feel like they put that there.

06:44Do you think they've just found a giant sea snail?

06:46I have no idea.

06:48It's kind of awesome.

06:50It looks actually natural, no?

06:52I feel like leave it where it was.

06:54Maybe.

06:56It could move, right?

06:58Yeah, it was moving.

07:00It didn't need your help.

07:02It's an independent snail.

07:04Just imagine, he went out of sea.

07:06It took him 5 years to get out there.

07:08And then he's like, put it back.

07:10No! My whole life's work.

07:14What kind of fish is that?

07:18That looks like maybe a goat skull.

07:20Oh!

07:22It's something in the nose.

07:24What?

07:26Something's in the nose.

07:28What was that?

07:30It didn't really show.

07:32We got some more skulls and such.

07:38I wouldn't touch it.

07:40Yeah, I'm not sure.

07:42I feel like there's some ancient bacteria

07:44that's going to cause another lockdown.

07:46Yeah, please.

07:48We don't need it.

07:50Leave everything where you found it.

07:52Don't put it in your mouth.

07:54That's a rule.

07:56Except that. That looks kind of tasty.

07:58I'd probably put it in my mouth.

08:00That's all this thing was happening.

08:02Because of people like you.

08:04Sea salt.

08:06Razor shell.

08:10Now we have some paper.

08:12Dipping it in green water.

08:14We'll mix it roundy.

08:18Stack it up. Stack up them dollars.

08:20Fold it up.

08:24Did you watch that movie,

08:26Mommy?

08:28You mean the mummy?

08:30Yeah.

08:32Mommy.

08:34Do you guys watch Mommy?

08:36Sorry for my pronunciation.

08:38I didn't watch the new one, but I watched the original.

08:40With Brendan Fraser.

08:42That is the best.

08:44When I was a kid, I watched it. I loved it.

08:46But then I watched it recently, and I was thinking,

08:48maybe it's not as good as I remember.

08:50It was better. It was so good.

08:52Nice. After we watched it, it was nice.

08:54Yeah, exactly.

08:56It's also my favorite.

08:58And that actor,

09:00Brendan Fraser,

09:02he's the bomb.

09:04He's basically another Indiana Jones.

09:06I don't know why.

09:08To write the story.

09:10Ah, yeah.

09:12Maybe it's like

09:14an ancient text.

09:16Is it still a continuation of that video,

09:18or is it another video?

09:20I don't know. I think it's another video.

09:22So it's the ancient curses of Egypt.

09:24Maybe. I don't know.

09:30Maybe.

09:32Lame. No metal. Lame.

09:34Lame.

09:38Okay.

09:40Why they just didn't use that snake?

09:42I don't know.

09:44Maybe they want to make multiple snakes.

09:46Maybe.

09:48Okay, so now what?

09:50We're putting it onto our thing.

09:52I don't know.

09:54I don't know. I like it though.

09:56Wow. It looks like a skin.

09:58Yeah.

10:00You're right. It does look like skin.

10:02Okay.

10:04Okay.

10:06Not the skin.

10:08The book.

10:12That's a question you should have

10:14asked yourself a long time ago.

10:16Anyway.

10:18So now we have a snake book.

10:24I guess it's...

10:26It looks like a book.

10:28I don't know how I feel about green pages.

10:30Do you like them?

10:34I don't know.

10:36I'm not against them.

10:38But I'm not sure about it.

10:40Green and brown is kind of a cool color combination.

10:42It reminds me of mint chocolate chip.

10:44Green and brown.

10:50Okay. It's kind of cool.

10:52For a book?

10:54I guess so.

10:56For your notes?

10:58If you want to write some voodoo stuff on there,

11:00you do you.

11:02Voodoo. Yeah.

11:04Talent.

11:06Voodoo.

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