Goga Pasroori, Vicky Aur Abid Say Tang Akar Saleem Albela Dubia Rawana

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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, Hoshi yaariyaan

00:03Welcome back, Naazneen.

00:04Naazneen, in the break, we have the same lady

00:07who has come here many times before.

00:09Her children have troubled her a lot.

00:11She got married again.

00:13Now she has come again.

00:14Let's ask her what the situation is like these days.

00:15Assalamualaikum, Ji.

00:16Si Aapao yeh gharu, unnu bedhe ghar ko,

00:18hene khaane kharab.

00:19Nazar aara hai, nazar aara hai, Ji.

00:20Tan bata hai, ki hane minu koi

00:21aayat na jadayega na.

00:22Tan bata, one bhi lere gaye.

00:24Ji, yeh bike la.

00:25Aayat juga kher dahi.

00:25Ji, Ji.

00:26Aayat khar khar, nashe ho,

00:27bedhe ghar ko, hene de yakeen khaar.

00:29Maa shukar khaar.

00:30Khaar da koi paan na nahi chhadeya hana ne.

00:31Maa shukar khaar, tinne putar

00:33tere barsre rozgaar hi gaye ne.

00:35Barsre rozgaar kya ho?

00:36Paise kaan se kamaat hai?

00:37Aayat juga kher dahi.

00:38Aur tum?

00:38Main wheeler hi gaye.

00:39Aayat kheto juga,

00:40maa aakar log kade khaar paan deto hindi.

00:42Enna thanda paani, yakeen khaar,

00:43mai kauli tohni hana,

00:44thinda hi nahi ladda bicho.

00:46Saade na nahi gila karo,

00:48ke thadde paani na paan deto hindi.

00:50Taan mai gheeje dada kaar labke dita si,

00:52othe jaya karo.

00:54Sharm karo.

00:55Kyon?

00:56Tum log ayashi karte phirte ho,

00:57tumhari maa jo hai bechari.

00:59Main hona hana no room chhadke chaliye,

01:01mera chautha putt jara ithe hoda si maroom.

01:03Aapka shohar kaha hai aaj?

01:04Wo chhadke hai,

01:05manu mota jara main keeta hai,

01:06yathe lehanda bhi.

01:07Wo kyu chhodke hai aapko?

01:08Hain na diya kratoota?

01:09Nahi nahi,

01:10ammi ka mobile bhi akhli hao la.

01:13Asal gaale yeh bhai hai na.

01:15Jee jee.

01:16Waalda ne jinnah na shadi keeti,

01:17doosre abbu saade.

01:18Jee jee.

01:19Ona di ulaad khada aa bhi hi si.

01:21Tahi gaale bhaji,

01:22ek bachah te ona da nishaiye kaha si.

01:25Koi toh kuch bhi nahi,

01:26aap wo juba keerda si sir.

01:27Tohba, tohba.

01:28Na maaf kare.

01:29Mujtande munde one wheeling karte.

01:31Tum jaante hune?

01:32Nahi jaante nahi,

01:33pata laga.

01:33Nahi agar tum one wheeling karte ho,

01:35toh maud ke khu mein apni bike chalao,

01:36jo paise usse kamaoge,

01:37wo apni maa ke haath mein laga.

01:38Tum bhi alaag ho gaya na.

01:39Tum bhi ek dene maai bhi umar te haana hai.

01:41Balkh bhi haani hai.

01:44O bhaji ko ona deezat hai,

01:45ki jade motorcycle maud de khu chalaan de gaye.

01:48O mai o kaam kar le,

01:49mere de padhawane nahi chhatna.

01:51Maashre de bech chhoti ki rahe gaye jee.

01:53Nahi par aatre jo kaam karte hai na,

01:55na inshallah kaar che bhi kuch nahi chhatna.

01:58Main hun chalni hai Dubai.

01:59Acha hai.

02:00Main munda usse set ho gaye hai.

02:01Shukr-e-Allah.

02:01Acha ek bida acha nikalaya hai.

02:03Ek munda bhi jo nek nikalaya hai.

02:04Aisa nahi toh main nahi jamein,

02:05ek te sahi nikalega.

02:06O baskad walda, baskad.

02:08Block.

02:08Dubai de naa hi nahi chhanga hai,

02:09ghaak muluk te aur le la.

02:11Kyun jee?

02:11Andher bhi,

02:12regastani saap,

02:13ram na gharb.

02:14Nahi, aapne bohot achha faisla ke.

02:15Main achal nahi hai,

02:16onne ke maa aithe,

02:17takke khaan de hi,

02:18yeh log kala karahi,

02:18Pandey toh nahi hai.

02:20Inna ne mainu koi thaana jara

02:21nahi bakhaaya,

02:22inna ne.

02:22Baar.

02:22Yakeen ghar hoon de hai,

02:23aise cho mera waqf ho hai.

02:25Huh?

02:25Mainu kadimdi phone kar raha hai,

02:26aaye tera munda nahi padhe hai aise.

02:29Dekhein,

02:29inko sharm nahi aani,

02:31ke inki maa,

02:32dar-dar ki thokre khaati hai,

02:33bheek maangti hai,

02:35logon ki guri baate sunti hai,

02:37aur yeh yashi karte hai.

02:38Main thokra kitte khaani na,

02:39main galan sonni,

02:40main agalita kaam,

02:40kar kitte kaar hai.

02:43Ki bol raha ho?

02:43Kithe ghi,

02:44aaj ho nahi ghi,

02:44wo jari meri pyaan bani hi si.

02:46Uski tabait kharab hai,

02:47khaala ji.

02:47Haan,

02:48mubarak ho,

02:48maashallah,

02:49do ho jane nahi,

02:49unte.

02:51Main,

02:51main,

02:51main.

02:51Zukaam mukhaar hai usko.

02:53Itho kaam shuroon de hai,

02:54ki?

02:55Haan ji,

02:56taanda hai,

02:56toh.

02:56Aise yaari,

02:56mainu khaang si.

02:58Aise yaari,

02:58mainu zukaam si.

02:59Haan,

02:59aise yaari,

03:00main toh na rahi nahi saath.

03:02Parhaal,

03:03aaj to baad hai,

03:03bache tere baad hai,

03:04main khaal jaa rahi hain,

03:06toh ino aata yaan dakh rahi hain,

03:07hai jara munda hai na,

03:08aata baut aata yaan dakh rahi hain.

03:09Kyun?

03:09Telephone khulla hi rakha hai,

03:10khaare kede wale,

03:11kitho chaung chit gaya ho hai,

03:13usko one wheeling karta hai.

03:14Oye,

03:15aata yaan kar rahi hain,

03:16hainu pyaahe pyaahe de rahe hain,

03:17kehne motor na laa ke bhehi tabhe.

03:18Yeah.

03:19Aisa karna hai.

03:20Hainu do akzaar pyaahe de rahe hain,

03:22kar shaham na.

03:22Deli,

03:23deli.

03:23Nahi,

03:24saari zimmedaari hain,

03:24mujh pe daal rahi hain,

03:25aur khud jaa rahi hain.

03:26Aap paal hai inhe.

03:27Aap nahi,

03:27akhar ho pe daal rahi hain,

03:28paani hain,

03:29toh phir aap ta na na jaa.

03:30Pahin aagha,

03:30tusi bhi siyaane bande ho,

03:32main khara uthe rahe pe na,

03:33main Dubai jaana,

03:34main murke aman,

03:35mera munda kada,

03:35jareef hai,

03:36Muscat.

03:37Main jaana ma apna,

03:38uthe,

03:39Turki.

03:39Aadi.

03:40Istanbul toh toh,

03:40main Greece cha baad jaana.

03:41Paaji,

03:42yeh hukamda jehkha,

03:44toh si jaoge,

03:44jeh na aaya,

03:45phir nahi jaoge.

03:46Maaji,

03:46dehnde,

03:46dehnde.

03:47Tari birbani,

03:47birbani.

03:48Na, na.

03:48Mang pata,

03:48tari birbani.

03:49Yeh munda,

03:49flasher hai gaye,

03:50nahi yakha baari,

03:51sutna main pata.

03:52Dekhe,

03:53yeh tarbiyat maa ki hoti hai,

03:54aapne theek tarbiyat nahi ki.

03:55Tarbiyat ki thi,

03:56yeh kedi maa,

03:57duniya de aisi hai ki,

03:58Arun sahab,

03:59keh jari kehndi,

03:59keh mere bache,

04:00nasha karna.

04:01Kedi maa,

04:02mera putar juha khede.

04:03Yeh bachpanji ka jaonda hai,

04:04maa yeh toh,

04:05tasha iniya,

04:05lakauniya hai,

04:06phir lab lehnda hai.

04:07Hain?

04:07Wo toh,

04:07maa pate pute lale nahi,

04:08unisa.

04:09Toh phir,

04:09kaar chpe,

04:10aap jeh,

04:10mang pata khed lehnda hai.

04:11Seh,

04:11kado kaandi khed lehnda hai.

04:12Hain?

04:13Haan.

04:13Ali.

04:13Chha, chha.

04:14Aur,

04:14aur iski dafah?

04:15Yeh di baar,

04:15min nahi pata laga,

04:16yeh aap hi nikhde hai.

04:19Maa kehni,

04:19yeh piyo,

04:20inna da idda changda nahi,

04:21kaar aana,

04:21unne yakeen kaar,

04:22inna na fruit lehna,

04:23main khwaya phir,

04:24malo karke kyu nikhde hai?

04:27Inna da piyo,

04:27yakeen kaar,

04:28vipanji hazaar payya,

04:29chhatke maraya si.

04:30Hain?

04:31Haan.

04:31Vees pachis hazaar?

04:32Haan.

04:33Wo son,

04:34pichvinjaj pahut hoga si?

04:36Abbaji ne bada kumaya hai,

04:37yakeen karo.

04:37Yeh ghali,

04:38aisi nashe chhi ujhaadi,

04:39yeh saari phim.

04:41Aapke unse,

04:41waise love marriage thi?

04:42Love marriage si ki,

04:44ek wyaad,

04:45dume kathe hoye saan si.

04:46Acha.

04:47Woh se main karte,

04:47thoda bada pankhda paya,

04:48deh utho hi mara aashak hoga,

04:50utho minu chimde hai.

04:52Arun sahab,

04:52inke jo doosre husband the,

04:54kaafi farwah the,

04:55toh unke woh kidhar gaye hai?

04:56Woh unne vichi uth boh lehna,

04:57pehne merna,

04:58aagya ho,

04:58chaar bunde.

04:59Waise unka na,

05:00koi dimaaghi masla tha,

05:01aapko yaad hoga,

05:01woh kehte the,

05:02ke main subah utha hun,

05:03naashte ke liye jaake,

05:04haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan, haan

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07:05Acha, seeti marne pe aayega?

07:06Na, na, seeti nahi marne pe, putar jaan da.

07:09Dekhe, hamdardi koi cheez hoti hain, inke bachon ka dhyaan rakh loonga main, koi baat nahi.

07:13Lekin aap na jaayena phir aap.

07:14Nahi, maine jaana hi jaana aayega.

07:16Phir le jaayena roon na aale.

07:18Bus pe aaye hun chal nahi haan.

07:19Tohdi, meri.

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07:51Hahaha

07:55Guys mentioned you had a breakoman

07:56took a few hours to get em

07:57see you after break

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