A Dumbass Cop and Some Lawyer | movie | 2023 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

After accidentally killing a man in the line of duty, a guilt-ridden cop seeks help from his lawyer. | dG1fdVMtVXBlS2pSZ0U

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00:00Mr. Garfield, Mr. Furry's out sick, caught a bad, bad virus and I've been transferred

00:22to your case.

00:24So I've seen this situation before, most guys get off easy.

00:30For starters, date and time.

00:33It was December 27th, a Saturday, about 8 o'clock, I was investigating a disturbance

00:39call.

00:40Yeah, it was a mistake, but hey now, hey now, come on.

00:48Disturbance call?

00:49The neighbors, they were worried, they were complaining about something, you know, too

00:55many loud noises and they were worried there was a domestic violence thing happening.

01:02Domestic?

01:03Tell me more.

01:04I already knew the guy that lived there, he was a dirtbag.

01:08You know, you really shouldn't talk about the dead with such disrespect.

01:12The guy had six assault charges on three different women in the same year.

01:21What happened next?

01:22I took it upon myself to enter, seeing as the door was cracked.

01:27Reports here say no warrant.

01:29I had probable cause.

01:32Judge's not going to like that.

01:34There was a woman on the floor, she was being in bloody, just lying there, unresponsive.

01:43Is this her?

01:46Yes, sir.

01:49After I checked her pulse, Warrington was running straight after me with a pair of scissors

01:53in his hand.

01:54A pair of scissors?

01:56Are you out of your damn mind?

01:57How do you know you wouldn't go crafting or something?

01:59Crafting?

02:00The man tried to stab me.

02:01Okay, everyone, settle down, don't bring crayons around, this guy might think you're trying

02:05to kill him.

02:06What kind of lawyer are you?

02:07What kind of cop are you?

02:13It was a mistake, I swear to you.

02:20Do you keep a secret?

02:24That man that you shot, he sat in the house and bled through his heart?

02:31That was my own flesh and blood.

02:34Goddamn son of a bitch!

02:37Goddamn fucker!