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00:00Today is Surviving Barstool, Season 4, Premiere Day, 24 people, $250,000 prize,
00:09I think some of the best content we've ever done.
00:12Lives will change, relationships will change, careers will change,
00:16legends will be born, enemies will be made.
00:19It's going to be theater, it's going to be absolute cinema.
00:24Walking in the first day, it's nuts,
00:27because it's all of Barstool basically under one roof.
00:31It's everyone, literally Barstool Avengers under one house,
00:34and it kind of hits me how big this thing is going to be.
00:38Everybody's a threat, is the way to approach this, everybody's a threat.
00:41You got everybody basically feeling each other out right now, $250,000 on the line,
00:46but everybody is going to do whatever it takes to win this cash.
00:58You've had some experience in Surviving Barstool, correct?
01:00Yeah, I've won Surviving Barstool Season 1, Most Dangerous Game Show Season 1.
01:04You may be thinking, oh, Tom, why aren't you on this cast?
01:06Well, I'm Frank Gavick now, whatever his name is, catch me if you can,
01:09where I was so good at the game, but then I helped make the game,
01:12so I'll still be there as a ref and general game master,
01:17executive producer, self-appointed executive producer.
01:21So yeah, it was great being there, because I think I probably would have been out early,
01:26so getting to be there all week and still feel like I was in the game,
01:29even though I wasn't watching first-hand, it was like a make-a-wish,
01:32like if I was Unreal Survivor, basically.
01:35Today's the big day?
01:36Debut, yeah, must watch TV, bro.
01:39So you've been looking forward to this since it happened, basically?
01:43Yeah, I like watching myself on camera, I'm addicted to it.
01:47No spoilers, but what can people expect here?
01:50Fireworks, it's Surviving Barstool, fireworks is expected.
01:54Great cast.
01:55Great cast, a lot of money, great cast, that's all I can say.
01:58How much ZD?
02:00A lot of boxes of ZD.
02:03Have you seen any edits?
02:04Yeah, I've seen some episodes early, so we taped it two months ago or so.
02:10Saw some episodes, really good, funny, drama-filled, encapsulating,
02:16just like I said, theater, cinema, maybe the best content Barstool's ever done.
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02:49Joey, did you catch Surviving last night?
02:51We did.
02:52What were your thoughts?
02:53My thoughts were Rhea looked so pretty.
02:56It's like I've never seen someone prettier on screen besides myself.
02:59I watch endless amounts of reality TV, so I'm hoping those skills
03:05and that knowledge I've obtained will help me in this game.
03:08I thought that Aaron Foster normally looks really hot, but I didn't like his outfit or glasses.
03:14I liked that Rico was being chaotic and a messy bottom from Staten Island,
03:20leaving clues and notes and trying to stir up some good old drag race drama.
03:26I just want to be an agent of chaos.
03:28I think there's a few agents of chaos in the game,
03:30so I just want to be an agent of chaos and fuck people up with the clues.
03:34Overall, I think it's a really good show.
03:36I think the cast is good and I like that Ben Mintz wore a tight top.
03:41Francis Ellis is the luckiest motherfucker I have ever seen in my entire life.
03:45He finds it twice.
03:47At confessional, you may reveal this key for a chance to see what your fate could be.
03:53And then second guesses himself.
03:54That's the only thing that he fucked up was the second guess on the pole.
03:58But the thing about old Franny is Franny gets ahead of his ski a little over his skis.
04:03Is that the term? Over his skis?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Whatever. Francis is supremely confident right now, which I think is going to bite him in the ass.
04:10But overall, I mean, 10 out of 10 show. Rico off his meds.
04:14Should have probably Adderalled myself up to get my brain going.
04:18I'm debating no meds.
04:20Oh, God.
04:22Welcome to the terror chamber.
04:24Oh, yay.
04:25What kind of meds do you take?
04:27The ones to stop throwing cans at people.
04:30Gilly shitting on Wallow for being back in jail, essentially.
04:3420 years and they can't get out.
04:41We got someone with a fucking headgear on laughing at us.
04:43Now they understand how he felt when he kept going up for parole.
04:49The Boston boys doing what the Boston boys do.
04:52I mean, I loved it.
04:54I absolutely loved it.
04:55When's episode two come out?
04:56Tonight.
04:57It's every night?
04:58It's Tuesday through Thursday for the next three weeks.
05:01A little break.
05:02And then they come back in January for the final six.
05:05Wow.
05:06Dude, it's like it is up in the air right now.
05:09Up in the air.
05:10I mean, obviously Ben Mintz isn't going to win.
05:12You're up first.
05:13So I have to like announce who I'm voting?
05:15No, no, no.
05:16You go vote.
05:17Oh, you go write it down.
05:18Okay, where do I go?
05:19Where do I go vote?
05:20Take a left.
05:21Chuck a bra on.
05:22But I feel like anyone else could win this thing.
05:25It's going to be nuts.
05:27I hope they release him just all in a row.
05:29I think Rico's clues were really smart.
05:31I was going to pay dividends for him in the end.
05:35That was a main take.
05:36Way tough for Jerry to fall for one of those.
05:39After Rico already told him what happened.
05:41You left to let me introduce myself.
05:43I told you that.
05:44You told me the wrong thing.
05:45Well, I forgot which one I put in there because I rolled them all up.
05:48So what happened?
05:49Who found it?
05:51Me.
05:52Oh, all right.
05:53All right.
05:54I told you from the get-go.
05:56There was one.
05:57I got four of them.
05:59Excellent product.
06:00These editors, they work day and night.
06:02They make probably the most beautiful production I've ever seen.
06:05Obviously, Mincy not knowing how to vote was very good.
06:09Tommy not knowing how to be a referee was very funny.
06:12They brought him in to be the ref, and then he's too scared to be the ref.
06:15Tommy, what the fuck are you doing?
06:17Hands off the puzzle.
06:18Hands off the puzzle.
06:19I mean, they're still building over there.
06:20What are they doing?
06:21Oh, Tommy.
06:22Where's Tommy?
06:23Tommy's not doing anything.
06:24I thought Tommy's the ref.
06:25What's Tommy doing?
06:26Hey, stop doing stuff, Megan.
06:27Stop doing stuff.
06:28Tommy, can you go fucking watch them, dude?
06:30They're building, bro.
06:32Who's going to listen to fucking Tommy Smokes?
06:34Respectfully, I do love you.
06:36I mean, Tommy, who's going to listen to that guy?
06:39I mean, he's buck 20, soaking wet, gets no pussy at all.
06:44There's no respect there at all.
06:45Zero respect there for Tommy.
06:50Biz was very funny.
06:51Francis, very funny.
06:53Jerry, psychopath.
06:55Yeah, it's just a good show.
06:57It's perfectly casted and just a perfect show.
07:00It has to be Gilly ripping on Wallow for being in jail
07:03and then having to go back into the cage,
07:05and he's like, they can't even get him out of the cage.
07:07Gilly was so unbelievably funny,
07:10just like the cutbacks to him laying straight down in bed
07:13so high out of his mind.
07:14I blow the gas, so I'm super relaxed
07:18while everybody else is fucking uptight.
07:20They're like, oh my god, what are we going to do?
07:22We got to do this.
07:23I'm like, yo, chill out.
07:26The people that's the most relaxed
07:29will win the challenge.
07:30He was like the unexpected star of the first episode for me,
07:34and I loved it.
07:35To be backstabbed immediately
07:38and be the literally first person out is heartbreaking.
07:43I can't believe how bad Caleb was at the game.
07:46I don't think he really knows how to play,
07:48respectfully to him.
07:50I'm pretty sure the way he talked to me about it afterwards,
07:52he actually thought that's how Survivor worked.
07:54You just make a bunch of alliances when you win the game.
07:57I'm disappointed that everyone,
07:59I had an alliance with the whole team.
08:02I think he thought you can't lie, respectfully to him.
08:05I just don't think he knows how it works.
08:07So that's the type of guy he is?
08:09He's a great guy.
08:10He's a good guy.
08:11I really think he thought that he would win
08:14if he just made a bunch of alliances.
08:15He could just be like, hey, me and you alliance.
08:17You say yes, then you just have a lock, stone cold alliance.
08:20I'm pretty sure that's how he thought the game worked,
08:22which is stunning.
08:24I think he's a very smart man,
08:26maybe not on the walls of Survivor.
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09:04We're reliving the whole thing.
09:06Reliving it is hard, I think.
09:08A little bit.
09:09It's fun.
09:10I think the games are the most fun part.
09:12I hate the games.
09:13You hate the games?
09:14I like playing the games.
09:15It was like, on that big field, it was pretty sick.
09:17No, no, no.
09:18The games are my least favorite part.
09:19I'm so stressed out.
09:20They feel great when they're over.
09:22You were also the big puzzle.
09:23You were a puzzle person.
09:24Yes, so it's high pressure.
09:26You've got to stay calm.
09:27I give you guys credit
09:28for building those three levels of that thing.
09:30You caught up pretty quick.
09:31Oh, man.
09:32I'd die over that.
09:34It was so...
09:35But Gilly, though, he was not so bad.
09:39He did have good balance up until that point,
09:41and then he just kept falling on his face.
09:43I can't believe the playback didn't look as bad
09:47as it did in real time
09:48with him eating shit face-first.
09:50He's good. He's wearing a helmet.
09:51No, really.
09:52We kept saying that, and he was like,
09:53I don't even know what this is.
09:54And then he did a whole thing,
09:55being like, this is divine intervention.
09:57Someone told me to put this on.
09:58I was like, yeah, probably,
09:59because why else would you be wearing this shit?
10:01His line, what are idols, is just all the time.
10:04So, Ryan Marcell.
10:05Yeah.
10:06It's been great.
10:07I mean, three episodes in.
10:10A good amount of lying, backstabbing.
10:13You know, Jerry, we got a real bad blood exit
10:16with Jersey Jerry going yesterday,
10:17which is always good.
10:18You like to see people take it hard.
10:20It was so much fun to watch.
10:22Like, I was having, you know,
10:23all my family were watching.
10:25They didn't really know what to expect.
10:26I wasn't trying to spoil it for all of them,
10:28so I was getting funny texts last night
10:30as I'm watching my sisters text me.
10:32Fuck, big cat.
10:33My mom's texting me.
10:34I know what's coming,
10:35but I don't want to see it
10:36as if I'm, like, actually getting killed off.
10:38We actually had a farewell party for me last night.
10:40Like, a bunch of us watched
10:41Surviving Barstool together.
10:43I wore all black for my funeral.
10:45I thought it was a blast.
10:46Like, there was a funny dichotomy
10:48between my elimination and Jerry's,
10:50because Jerry felt really backstabbed.
10:53I sort of got backstabbed in my elimination.
10:55I did, and I didn't fully see it coming,
10:58but I knew it was a possibility.
11:00Everyone was talking about me
11:01like I was, like, an easy win.
11:03I was the favorite to win.
11:04Looking back, I think that narrative,
11:06that talk is funny.
11:07I wasn't very good at the game.
11:09The challenges, I wasn't very good at.
11:11The scheming, the lying, the manipulating,
11:14I also wasn't very good at.
11:16But I had a blast.
11:17I would like to do it again.
11:18I think if I did it again,
11:19I would probably have to play more aggressive.
11:22It's like the first time you drive in the city,
11:24you're letting people go in front of you
11:26because you're trying to be a nice guy.
11:27The next time you drive in the city,
11:29you gotta step on the gas a little bit.
11:31I don't know if I'll get an invite back,
11:32because I'm also not a crazy person,
11:33but I'd like to do it again.
11:35I think I was in for the right amount of time as well,
11:37where it's like, if I stayed the full week,
11:40maybe I would've lost my mind a little bit.
11:42But I didn't.
11:43It didn't get to that point.
11:44I never lost my mind.
11:46I mean, it's bad.
11:49Probably shouldn't watch it.
11:51Total, just one of the worst pieces of content
11:53we've ever put out.
11:54Probably shouldn't watch it.
11:55That's what I would recommend.
11:56There's no other conclusion that we can have
12:00except that Ohio State is afraid of us.
12:05That you pee on yourself when you see us.
12:09The maize and blue, the winged helmet comes out.
12:13And you pee, and you poop,
12:15and you don't know what to do.
12:17That shit was funny.
12:19I'm sorry.
12:20I thought it stunk personally.
12:25You guys are sitting there like this.
12:28He literally just read an article.
12:32I don't know if you guys had a chance to read this
12:34from 11 Warriors,
12:36but it's an article you're just gonna have to
12:38bear with me while I read it.
12:40Ohio State seniors came back to beat Michigan
12:43and get their chance this Saturday.
12:45That was the headline.
12:47And here we go.
12:48Bear with me.
12:49It's a little bit long, but it's important.
12:50It's important you guys hear this.
12:52Perhaps better than any other player
12:54on the Buckeyes football roster,
12:56Jack Sawyer understands Ohio State's rivalry with Michigan.
13:01Sawyer grew up in the shadow of Ohio State's campus
13:03in the Columbus suburb of Pinkerton.
13:04Pinkerton.
13:05He always wanted to be a Buckeye,
13:06and despite national competition for his services,
13:07he was the first player to commit to OSU
13:10and that we can't.
13:11We weren't gonna leave here without having one more shot
13:12at doing this the right way
13:13and leaving here better than what we came for.
13:14So he said that before the game, obviously.
13:16Sawyer is a poster child for the collective return
13:17of many of the top players from his recruiting class.
13:19Senior wide receiver Emeka Ibuka hails from Washington,
13:21but he too has dreamed of a pair of gold pants
13:23to set things right.
13:24The return of these seniors came alongside the addition
13:25of several key transfers that have yet to experience
13:26the rivalry firsthand.
13:27Sawyer said the Ohioans on the team
13:29and Ohio State's coaching staff
13:30were sure to install the importance of the game
13:31in them from their first days on campus.
13:32Continue.
13:33That is another source of motivation
13:34all four of Sawyer's side and Ibuka and Howard's side
13:36has fueled their fires this weekend.
13:37The Buckeyes head coach opened up this weekend
13:38about hardships, rivalry, losses that caused him
13:39and his family.
13:40Calling it, aside from his father's suicide,
13:41that's not, I didn't know that was the case,
13:42when Dave was a child,
13:43one of the worst things ever to happen to him.
13:44Every year, it doesn't matter what the record is,
13:45our record or their record.
13:46Sawyer said, it's gonna be a war no matter what.
13:47It's already been said this week,
13:48but a win against Michigan would be a catharsis
13:49in the Buckeyes' entire program and fan base.
13:51But except for Dave, that's more true
13:52for the seniors who came back for another shot
13:53at the Wolverines more than anyone else.
13:55That article
13:58really
14:00does an unbelievable job.
14:02What way does it like, you can get,
14:04you can get your licks back?
14:06Um,
14:08probably.
14:11It doesn't matter.
14:13It don't matter.
14:15And then beating them next year, probably.
14:17I would say probably winning it all
14:18and then beating them next year.
14:20That's what you have to do.
14:21If you win this year and lose next year,
14:23it don't matter.
14:25Like, all like,
14:26obviously winning the national title
14:28would like, soften the wound like quite a bit,
14:30but it's obviously something they still would have over us.
14:32So that's why I say to like,
14:34totally like,
14:35basically take the ball back.
14:37Would be like winning the natty.
14:38Cause if you win the natty and then just beat them once,
14:40like you beat them that next year,
14:42like you're, you got the ball back now.
14:44I don't really get,
14:46I don't, I don't get how deep the rivalry is,
14:48I suppose,
14:49but I still don't understand the fan base.
14:52That's like,
14:53even if we win the national championship,
14:55like you, you win it all.
14:58Like,
14:59if you're Ohio state,
15:00if you're Ohio state,
15:01if they somehow fluked away the national championship.
15:02That's what I'm saying.
15:03It doesn't matter anymore.
15:05I disagree,
15:06but there's Ohio state fans.
15:07No,
15:08Ohio state is saying the same thing.
15:09Like, yo,
15:10he has to go.
15:11Like he just has to go.
15:12He makes me want to die.
15:14Like I,
15:15I'm disgusted.
15:16It truly,
15:17at this moment,
15:18it disgusts me that Ryan Day is the leader of our football program.
15:20It disgusts me.
15:22He doesn't deserve to be in this seat.
15:24He has no business to be in this seat.
15:26We're too good of a job for him to be that coach.
15:28He's an embarrassment.
15:29He's a mockery.
15:30He's a mockery.
15:31I just honestly,
15:32I felt like I was in like a bad dream.
15:33Like I couldn't believe it was real.
15:35To,
15:36to have that roster,
15:37with that roster coming to our place,
15:39to Columbus,
15:41and lose that game.
15:42They literally couldn't throw a forward pass.
15:44They couldn't throw a forward pass.
15:45And we,
15:46we lost the game somehow.
15:48The most embarrassing loss I've ever been a part of as a sports fan.
15:51Like not even close.
15:52Losing like national titles,
15:54losing,
15:55uh,
15:56like world series.
15:57Wait,
15:58like legitimately not as bad as this.
16:00This was the lowest I've ever been as a fan of a team.
16:03And then,
16:05the fight that your team showed,
16:07we own your field.
16:08The shoe is ours.
16:10Like if,
16:11if you,
16:12you know that,
16:13I think Baker Mayfield said,
16:14you know,
16:15fight like that on the field is,
16:16yeah,
16:17we plant the flag.
16:18We own you.
16:19We own you.
16:21These guys,
16:23and what makes it crazy?
16:24Like I was thinking Jack Zoi,
16:25if you're a pro athlete,
16:27there's always next year.
16:29These guys,
16:30these seniors,
16:32never,
16:36never.
16:38He always beats Illinois in person.
16:40Like,
16:41get the fuck out of here with that.
16:42And I can hold the clip.
16:43He's won big games though.
16:44Name three.
16:46He beats Penn State every year.
16:48That's not,
16:49that Penn State is like,
16:50it's a big,
16:51he just beats Penn State.
16:52That's it.
16:53He beat Michigan.
16:54No,
16:55he's the first year.
16:56First year.
16:57With Urban's team.
16:58And then,
16:59he won a college football playoff game.
17:00He beat Clemson.
17:01He beat Clemson in that playoff game.
17:02And then,
17:03he beat Indiana.
17:04And then,
17:05he beat Indiana.
17:06And then also,
17:07let's be real.
17:11You guys should,
17:12you guys should have,
17:13won the national championship.
17:14We should have won every game,
17:15but we didn't because he's a loser.
17:16No,
17:17what happened?
17:18That Georgia loss.
17:19Every single game.
17:20I don't even know if I blame you.
17:21The Ryan Day era will be,
17:22oh,
17:23the team was more talented.
17:24We could have won that game,
17:25but we didn't because the coach,
17:27Jack,
17:28this is his sixth year as the coach.
17:29This senior class,
17:30all his guys,
17:31four years,
17:32never beat Michigan,
17:33never even went to a Big Ten championship game.
17:3547-1,
17:36I believe,
17:37is Ryan Day's record in the Big Ten.
17:39He's now,
17:401-4,
17:41against us.
17:43He's never built a program.
17:44He's never developed a program.
17:46No man was ever more right in human history
17:48when Jim Harbaugh said he was more on third base.
17:50He's,
17:51what has he ever done?
17:52He's never done anything on his own.
17:54Bring in the five stars.
17:56Anyone with an Ohio State emblem on their hat
17:58would bring in five stars.
17:59Anyone.
18:00Literally anyone.
18:01But programs do fall apart.
18:02We wake up and five stars from a,
18:04like a Jack Sawyer,
18:05like he had to get recruited.
18:06He rolled out of bed
18:07and was like,
18:08I want to go to Ohio State.
18:09Programs do fall apart.
18:11It almost would have been better
18:13if that happened
18:14so they could like,
18:15I legitimately,
18:16if you told me,
18:17if you told,
18:18I don't,
18:19listen,
18:20I've talked to some people,
18:21I don't know what they're going to do.
18:22For Bajor,
18:23however the fuck you say his name,
18:24R.A.T.,
18:25who was the AD who fired Jimbo
18:26at A&M.
18:27Yep.
18:28Had very similar cadence.
18:29Sure, sure.
18:30Yes,
18:31very similar cadence that he had Jimbo
18:32that he had with Day yesterday.
18:34I think they're obviously going to see
18:35how the playoff goes out.
18:36Listen,
18:37if in some miracle fantasy world,
18:39he goes off and wins the national title,
18:40obviously you're not going to fire him after that.
18:42But to me,
18:43like to me,
18:44I think there should be like,
18:45no even discussion if he doesn't,
18:46like,
18:47I keep on saying like,
18:48if he wins two games,
18:49he has to go.
18:50Like,
18:51he just has to go.
18:52There's no like,
18:53he's,
18:54he's soft.
18:55He's mentally weak.
18:56He can't lead,
18:57he can't even lead young men.
18:58Are you kidding me?
18:59She just asked,
19:00she's like,
19:01can I be in your video?
19:02Can I have you in my video?
19:03It'd be sad.
19:04And I was like,
19:05yeah,
19:06that's pretty fucking easy after today.
19:07Hello and welcome to December.
19:10Did your Thanksgiving weekend not go quite as well as you planned?
19:14Did your favorite team lose the big game?
19:21I think it was over again.
19:25I'm sorry.
19:26I'm genuinely sorry.
19:29Would you rather win a national title this year or Ryan Day be fired?
19:32Oh,
19:33I think,
19:34I think you'd have to say win the national title.
19:35Yeah.
19:36It's like,
19:37how,
19:38how would you,
19:39you just said it didn't matter though.
19:40I said I don't think they will.
19:41Don't go on this team.
19:42I don't need hypotheticals.
19:43I don't need hypotheticals.
19:44If you're,
19:45if you're saying,
19:46I think my option is like,
19:47hit the national title button or hit the Ryan Day's fired button.
19:50Why obvious?
19:51Why would I like to say no to the national title button would be just like
19:54insane.
19:55You're in a different world though,
19:56than these other Ohio state fans,
19:57right?
19:58Like if you win a national championship,
19:59you're fucking Joe blow from Arkansas and you're a big Ohio state fan.
20:03That's pretty great.
20:04You can just,
20:05you know what?
20:06Fuck Michigan.
20:07We won this shit.
20:08You're in a world.
20:09No,
20:10no,
20:11but listen,
20:12listen,
20:13even with that.
20:14And I,
20:15and I mean this whole heartily,
20:16like the money is like,
20:17you still got to pick the right guys.
20:18Like,
20:19listen,
20:20even with,
20:21I mean,
20:22we've proven it firsthand.
20:23You can get all the talent in the world.
20:24It doesn't just mean you're going to win.
20:25This is just guaranteed victory.
20:26No,
20:27but that's,
20:28I know,
20:29but this is the highest.
20:30I'm saying that we have like in the recruiting class,
20:32like,
20:33like currently and like next up,
20:34like we have like the number one quarterback from last year's class.
20:37We got like the number,
20:38like Underwood and this other kid,
20:40St.
20:41Clair,
20:42like we have the other one.
20:43They're like debated like back and forth.
20:44Like we have the other one.
20:45Like,
20:46you know what I mean?
20:47Like,
20:48I think we're on as a coach.
20:49I like,
20:50I like,
20:51I have it.
20:52I'm like pretty good authority that like eighties already,
20:54like reach out to boost his base and say,
20:56Hey,
20:57it's a lot of money.
20:58Like we've got a pony,
20:59this money up,
21:00get them out of here.
21:01It'll essentially cost with,
21:02with the,
21:03with him.
21:04His is 37 million alone with all the assistance.
21:06It was,
21:07it's just,
21:08you just got to get the boosters to support.
21:09Like we're gonna have to put up 50 mil to boost out him and the coaches.
21:12And then we're gonna have to buy,
21:13like do the Ross like,
21:14and then it's 20 mil like year after year to get new players.
21:16Like,
21:17and just,
21:18and keep your good players.
21:19I had one.
21:20I had the,
21:21the number of,
21:22uh,
21:23the person who had the biggest fall off from last year in terms of
21:26promotion.
21:27Hold on.
21:28Let me pull it up.
21:29Rico Bosco,
21:30Rico Bosco down 40%.
21:31Oh my God.
21:32Says who?
21:33But Rico also had the most Rico.
21:34Also,
21:35I had the most last year.
21:36No,
21:37he had the most promotion overall.
21:38He had the most promotion.
21:40I mean,
21:41that's just a hateful stat.
21:42You're at the hospital bed.
21:43Like Vince McMahon,
21:44fucking slamming them.
21:45You fucking dick.
21:4640% for black Friday.
21:47But the caveat is I led back to back years.
21:48Oh,
21:49he's a leader.
21:50So why leave with the 40%?
21:51That's a good stat.
21:52That's a good stat.
21:53That's a good stat.
21:54That's a good stat.
21:55That's a good stat.
21:56That's a good stat.
21:57That's a good stat.
21:58That's a good stat.
21:59That's a good stat.
22:00That's a good stat.
22:01That's a good stat.
22:02That's a good stat.
22:03That's a good stat.
22:04That's a good stat.
22:05That's a good stat.
22:06That's a good stat.
22:07That's a good stat.
22:08That's a good stat.
22:09That's a good stat.
22:10You led all promotion.
22:11You look at the negative.
22:12I look at the positive.
22:13They said you were giggling when you made your phone call.
22:14Giggling.
22:15Giggling.
22:16What?
22:17I would never laugh.
22:18Okay.
22:19Gaz called me last night.
22:20He was fucking giddy on the phone.
22:22He was like,
22:23hey,
22:24I got something for you from Pick'em.
22:25Rico had the biggest drop off from last year.
22:27And I was like,
22:28no fucking way.
22:29He's like,
22:30well,
22:31he also led the league in promotions back to back years.
22:33So I was like,
22:34oh,
22:35okay.
22:36You might not have left.
22:37You led the league in home runs.
22:39Why are you mad?
22:40Just the way you laid it out.
22:42He's like,
22:43you'll never believe this.
22:44His stat is down 40%.
22:45He asked for the stats.
22:46That was the full stat line.
22:47Damages.
22:48Off 80%.
22:49You're going to hear everything.
22:50The whole story.
22:51All right.
22:52Yeah.
22:53The whole story.
22:54Bring the boom.
22:55Being clever.
22:5640%.
22:57I don't.
22:58That says a lot about everybody else.
22:59Did you spin that?
23:00You're like,
23:01well,
23:02what's everyone else?
23:03I'm in the position.
23:04I'm not in a position of doing that,
23:05but like.
23:07What did you watch last night?
23:08Yeah.
23:09He's just,
23:10I think.
23:11Say it.
23:12Say it.
23:13You might just not get it,
23:14man.
23:15That's what you're going to say.
23:18Don't got it.
23:19Yeah.
23:20He was trying to vote horizontally.
23:21But McKenzie.
23:22I mean,
23:23he got me on the episode.
23:24What?
23:25He thought he was just going to say it all.
23:26Yeah.
23:27It's crazy.
23:28Chicago box.
23:29Jack's putting a finger.
23:30Let's think about it.
23:31Yeah.
23:32Of course.
23:33Tables.
23:34Yeah.
23:35It's like we got this graphic,
23:36man.
23:37I got the whole world texting me.
23:38I mean,
23:39it is a good graphic.
23:40That's just,
23:41I just think that's a convoluted stack.
23:42I think you might have a skeleton
23:43in the data department.
23:44Yeah.
23:45I don't wear Greer.
23:46So afraid to like.
23:47What up?
23:48That's what I'm thinking.
23:49Greer puts these things together.
23:50We haven't had a conversation
23:51with Greer about that.
23:52So fuck the Greer.
23:53Fuck Greer.
23:54Is that where you're getting your stats?
23:55And Shane Tranton.
23:56The absolute worst.
23:57I don't understand how in 2024,
23:59we are still in this mode
24:00of very little communication.
24:01Ticket prices are what they are.
24:02It's a train seat.
24:03What would you do?
24:04If you took over NJ Transit,
24:05what would you do?
24:06Well,
24:07first off,
24:08I'd make that
24:09sure that every train runs on time
24:10and that they actually
24:11better communication
24:12when trains break down.
24:13I usually,
24:14uh,
24:15what train did you get?
24:16The,
24:17uh,
24:18the,
24:19uh,
24:20the,
24:21uh,
24:22the,
24:23uh,
24:24the,
24:25uh,
24:26the,
24:27the,
24:28the,
24:29uh,
24:30the,
24:31the,
24:32the,
24:33the,
24:34the,
24:35the,
24:36the.
24:37The Danville,
24:38Danville to New York.
24:39There's no rhyme or reason
24:40on how much time
24:41it's going to take
24:42to get from one place
24:43to the other,
24:44run this,
24:45the train I typically take.
24:46And how's it go for you?
24:47Uh,
24:48it's been lead only.
24:49Yeah.
24:50About as well as
24:51the jet season.
24:52Let's go.
24:53Wow.
24:54I do,
24:55I respect the tide.
24:56Duke.
24:57You think so?
24:58Yeah, I think they're a better team.
25:00Auburn was a bad boy on the block.
25:01Last night, Cooper flagged out a game last night against a ranked opponent no player
25:06in college basketball, men's or women's, has had in the last quarter century.
25:08This guy.
25:09I knew I loved him.
25:10It was an unbelievable game.
25:11No, Bama rolled last night.
25:13Carolina has concerns.
25:15More and more.
25:16How is that Carolina's frontcourt?
25:18That one guy.
25:20I think Jimmy Dyke said it.
25:21It's like, if there was a deadline for trades, they'd be looking for a big right now.
25:24They will be.
25:25Are you on the team?
25:27I'm going to try.
25:28I think I'm getting a ring.
25:29If we win, I think I'm getting a ring.
25:30You're wearing this thing.
25:31I got like six different sweatsuits.
25:33You could put them on every day of the week.
25:35I'll be in St. John's too in a K-State sweatsuit.
25:37Saturday.
25:38Stop it now.
25:39K-State's my guys.
25:40So you're going to be courtside in a K-State warm-up.
25:43Lavender.
25:44That's my video.
25:47The St. John's people hate me.
25:48You can't be friends with everybody.
25:49The St. John's people, it's a bad thing.
25:51Well, you can't be friends with everybody.
25:54Yeah, he is.
25:55No, he's not.
25:56No, he's not.
25:57Well, he might think he is.
25:59Yes, yes.
26:00But he says Auburn's his guy too.
26:02Bruce Pearl.
26:03Auburn's a friend.
26:04See, but this is a problem.
26:05I know.
26:06No, no, no, no.
26:07You can't like both Alabama and Auburn.
26:10That'd be like me saying that I'm a Cleveland Browns fan and a Steeler fan.
26:15Are you calling anything tonight?
26:17Nothing tonight.
26:18I'm going to St. John's Kansas State Saturday.
26:21All right.
26:22I'll be there.
26:23All right.
26:24I'll see you at Carneseco.
26:25See you at Queens.
26:26Maybe at Cuista's after.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Good place right there on Utopia Parkway.
26:29They don't like him.
26:30They hate him.
26:31St. John's hates him.
26:32Ready for this walk?
26:33I'm ready for this walk.
26:34I got a walk to go.
26:35I know, I know.
26:36Come on.
26:37See, to me, to me, what he brings to the company is invaluable.
26:41I know.
26:42It's just an invaluable presence.
26:44He should probably teach offense to his team on his hat.
26:47Am I allowed to ask a question?
26:48No, because I don't.
26:50I'm not locked in 24-7, 365 in the middle of college hoop season,
26:53but I'm just looking from afar.
26:55What the hell is wrong with Mincy?
26:56You got two hours.
26:59How long do you have?
27:01How long do you have?
27:03Right now scientists across the nation are trying to figure it out.
27:07It's not just one scientist.
27:09There are multiple teams.
27:11I mean, it's like, what's up, fellas?
27:14I had to go see the Panic at the Disco tribute band play in Memphis.
27:20I don't know what happened.
27:22The flight left at 7.30.
27:25I got there at 7.25, and they said, oh, I departed the gate.
27:28I don't understand that.
27:31Yeah, I'd like to schedule a Zoom with him.
27:33No, you shouldn't.
27:34Because this is just. . .
27:35You can help him.
27:36I think you can.
27:38Because if I can't. . .
27:39I don't know if you can.
27:41You're his last guy.
27:43He's got to get on track here.
27:45You guys just so easily talk shots.
27:47That was one of the best episodes we've had, period.
27:50That's what we're talking about here.
27:51Now that we're off camera, obviously, what does Dave need to do to get you?
27:56I haven't talked with Dave.
27:58I haven't talked with Dave.
27:59I mean, look. . .
28:00I like how you're not dismissive.
28:01You seem a little open-minded.
28:02I'm open-minded to any and all ideas that make sense.
28:07I think Frank respects you enough he'd even let the title be Fanta and Frank.
28:11Opposed to Frank and Fanta.
28:13Just no Bosco.