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Top 20 Yo Mama Jokes in Movies
WatchMojo
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12/7/2024
Yo mama loves Top 20 lists soooo much... Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the best classic mama jokes in movies.
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00:00
Maybe it's time for Reggie to talk about yo mama!
00:03
Oh my god, you wanna talk about mama!
00:07
Oh my god, you wanna talk about mama!
00:11
From every corner of his empire, he sent his most vicious warriors to fight.
00:17
Yo mama so ghetto, when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out!
00:21
I'd like to introduce myself, my name is Sister Mary Clarence and I am...
00:33
Yo mama?
00:34
No sir, let's talk about your mama, who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
00:40
You're a real tough guy, aren't you?
00:45
What?
00:46
Are you a real tough guy?
00:48
Look at me, you piece of trash.
00:50
How many men you got?
00:52
Just your mother!
00:54
Temper and hold.
00:56
Elevation 16.
00:57
Neocicles.
00:58
Visibility, 5 feet.
00:59
2 feet.
01:00
No feet.
01:01
Hey, laser lips!
01:04
Yo mama was a snowblower!
01:13
I'm a girl back home who's unlike any other.
01:19
Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.
01:23
Yo mama's so fat that she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
01:28
Yo mama's so ugly, José Ipea won't even do her hair!
01:32
Yo mama's so ugly, she's only been married once.
01:36
Yo mama's so poor, Halloween, her trick was the treat!
01:41
Yo mama's so poor that your tits are real!
01:45
Cordy, go get the provisions, you morphadite.
01:48
Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
01:51
What a wet end you are, LeChance.
01:53
Shut up!
01:54
I don't shut up.
01:55
I grow up!
01:56
And when I look at you, I throw up!
01:59
And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
02:04
And here we have some boondoggle keychains.
02:07
A must-have for this season's fashion.
02:09
I already made like affinity of those at scout camp.
02:13
Is anyone else here trying to earn money for college?
02:16
Your mom goes to college.
02:19
He used the N-word again, but this time he mentioned your grandmother.
02:22
You tell him that his mom was a H!
02:25
Cutter, I believe hoe is spelled with a W.
02:28
Right, W, and his sister's a W, and his grandmama's a two-bit W.
02:32
Who makes double, cause she got no teeth!
02:34
You tell him I said that!
02:37
Hey, hey, hey!
02:39
Relax, son, it's just a bird.
02:43
Hello, birdie.
02:44
Polly want a cracker?
02:45
Polly wants your mama's sweet ass.
02:48
What did Polly say to me?
02:49
I said, Polly wants your mama's sweet ass.
02:53
You don't talk about my mama, son!
02:55
You don't know my mama, son!
02:57
I know your mama, I f***ed her last night.
03:04
Your mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!
03:14
Get her, Delio.
03:16
Your mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um, bitch-losome-weight!
03:23
Your mama's so butch, Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't even date her.
03:26
Uh-uh! No, you didn't! No, you didn't!
03:30
Best of luck to you on the upcoming play.
03:32
I'll be playing with your mama tonight.
03:36
Sixty-two.
03:37
Boom! Twenty-two! Hut!
03:39
Boom! Twenty-two! Hut!
03:41
Card drops back. Looks like a screen pass.
03:45
Yes!
03:47
There you are.
03:52
Number sixty-two's headed for the end zone.
03:54
He's in the corner.
04:03
Drop-kicked it. Looks like Boucher knocked him out cold.
04:06
I love my mama very much.
04:08
Now you know that.
04:10
Oi, f***face. Who's speaking to you?
04:13
He asked him, didn't he?
04:15
F***face.
04:17
I like that one, El.
04:18
I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off your mum.
04:21
Not now.
04:22
Your mama.
04:23
My mama?
04:24
Yeah, your whole family.
04:25
Ain't that a look at you. Mama's so old, she was there first day of slavery.
04:28
Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.
04:31
Your mama's so fat, she on both sides of the family.
04:33
That's okay, your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
04:36
Oh, ain't that a look.
04:37
Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she wouldn't have got a bowl.
04:42
You ready to go, baby?
04:43
Come on, let's get out of here.
04:45
They probably cheated.
04:46
Your mother cheated, that's why you look like a plumber.
04:48
Zip it!
04:52
See, this is the color I want.
04:53
This is Damien. He's almost too gay to function.
04:57
Nice to meet you.
04:58
Nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?
05:00
Your mom's chest hair.
05:02
I'm Janice.
05:03
Hi, I'm Katie.
05:04
Hi, what's the count?
05:05
9-8-up.
05:06
9-8-2, get the f*** out of here. It's 9-8-up, you dope.
05:09
Junior, if you're the f***ing count, you'd be a f***ing astronaut.
05:12
9-8-up.
05:13
Aw, man, George, your mother's an astronaut.
05:15
He talked about your mama, man.
05:17
He's playing you for a punk. He's playing you and your mama for a punk.
05:20
Your mother's so fat, the bitch need a time's guide to find her asshole.
05:29
Your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on the bench.
05:35
Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
05:40
Your mama's so fat, that the bitch get her toenails painted and her all shagged.
05:45
And her all shagged.
05:47
And her all shagged.
05:50
I like them better with the long hair, bro.
05:52
Reminds me of Burt's here's mama.
05:57
How'd you know what Burt's here's mama looks like?
05:59
Brother, don't you know me and Burt's here's mama went out on the town last night, bro.
06:06
Listen now, Blue, why you talking about Burt's here's mama like that?
06:09
See, now you're making me angry, man.
06:11
Looks like I ain't gonna be able to take your mama to the prom no more.
06:15
What you laughing at, Jerry Buck?
06:17
You need to tell your mama to shave them old legs of hers, bro.
06:19
And Judas, when she's done, remember your mama can borrow the razor
06:22
and shave that old nasty back of hers, bro.
06:26
Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered.
06:29
You breastfeed like this.
06:32
Your mother is so, like...
06:34
She's so...
06:37
Wait, let me give you a go.
06:40
Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck restaurant for lunch
06:44
and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a Nikoi salad.
06:48
Nikoi salad, right?
06:50
Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop on the tape.
06:54
All in America!
06:57
Now look here, my good man.
06:59
Now look here, my good man.
07:01
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper.
07:07
I fart in your general direction.
07:10
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
07:16
Yeah, well, cool. Well, let's just get off mama's, because I just got off yours.
07:23
Keep my mama out of this, brother.
07:26
She's out?
07:28
She's out?
07:30
Cool.
07:32
She's out?
07:34
Cool!
07:36
She's out?
07:38
What time you want me to bring the bitch back?
07:42
Yo, what's the score?
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