A Very Naughty Christmas - Can Can - video Dailymotion

A clip from A Very Naughty Christmas. The Christmas Can Can. Contains language that viewers may find offensive

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00:00Christmas, Christmas time is here With Christmas songs you love to hear

00:04Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping

00:07Shopping, shopping!

00:08Christmas, Christmas time is here The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer

00:12Songs you love to hear All played a thousand times each year

00:16But this train's gone twenty times And it's only Halloween

00:22Joy to the world! It's joy we can never say

00:26Christmas, Christmas time is here The silly season's growing near

00:30Thoughts of gifts and drinks and cheer But mostly family

00:33Fucking family!

00:34Christmas, Christmas time is here And grandpa's crap goes in one ear and out the other

00:38Whilst you drown yourselves in shots of Belvedere

00:41Christmas season!

00:43We'll play on the radio

00:45Let's build car parks, turn into a big shit show

00:48Buying presents from the bargain bin at Lowe's

00:51It's okay because they'll all be dead soon

00:54And you're only there to binge drink

00:56So let's go!

00:59Let's do the Christmas can-can

01:02Can your uncle go ten minutes without being a sexist, racist homophobe?

01:07No!

01:08But you can remind him this is why his wife left

01:11And his kid stopped answering his calls

01:14Let's do the Christmas can-can

01:17Can you hold a fucking royal Catholic Christmas?

01:20It's forever!