jPod | show | 2008 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00J-Pod is a freakish netherworld within Neotronic Arts.

00:04It is a product of the Y2K computer glitch which caused random employees with the J-surname to be assigned to these satellite basement offices.

00:11It's our new boss.

00:12You guys put together your self-introductory videos for me and it helps me get to know you a little better.

00:16Everybody's doing it.

00:17This pod hence, J-Pod.

00:19I love it. I absolutely love it.

00:21Ethan, run the clip.

00:23Together we can take Bordex to the top!

00:30What we need is a turtle.

00:33I only get the chance to make my first game once.

00:38Just sparkle for the camera, big guy.

00:41Hi, I'm Ethan Jarlewski.

00:44I work here in J-Pod as a gore specialist.

00:49Ethan, major problemo on the home front. I need you now.

00:54Your dad has a 28-year-old hot stalker chick.

00:57How many of your friends' dads can say that?

00:59Dad, that's Ellen Steele. I went to high school with her.

01:03Really?

01:04Mom?

01:05Hello, dear.

01:08Is this really that good?

01:10I wasn't past president of the North Vancouver Alpine Gardening Club for nothing.

01:13I mean, look at this.

01:15Hi, I'm Bree. That's short for Brianna Marie Jang.

01:20And I have major control issues.

01:22I'm a motion capture expert, which means that I take perfect little moments and I imprison them on my hard drive.

01:29I wouldn't have guessed you guys were into the rough stuff.

01:32John Doe? You brought extra buttery popcorn into an enclosed space with poor ventilation?

01:36Are you out of your mind?

01:38Hi, I'm John Doe. Born Juniper with a small J.

01:42My area of expertise here at Neotronic Arts is backgrounds.

01:46Right.

01:48Howdy, new boss guy. I'm Cowboy.

01:50Steve.

01:52I'm a core-level programmer. I dropped out of Yale to work at this place because the money's great and to download porn.

01:57And write code.

01:58So you're into lesbians.

02:00I love the challenge of it.

02:01I'm Caitlin.

02:04I am a fully-trained character designer, temporarily marooned in this freakish pod of corn.

02:10I'm in hell.

02:11Anybody here actually Googled Caitlin yet?

02:13Meet Caitlin Joyce, a Jupiter, Florida tech worker who couldn't put off today's donut until tomorrow.

02:19That's quite the secret you carry.

02:21Yes, it is.

02:23She bought remote-controlled vibrating panties.

02:26It's kind of naughty.

02:35I pleasured myself to your images.

02:36I'm the one wearing vibrating panties.

02:38Since when is my sister a lesbian?

02:40Is he coming for the furniture or you?

02:44Hello, number two son. You and I have some business to discuss.

02:47I brought my first bag of dope today and I've already killed a man.

02:58You put a deathtrap in your own house?

03:02You just see me as a pretty face. I'm a talent too and you're gonna see that.

03:07Are we here at J-Pod or, uh, go get in a bunch.

03:12Yes.

03:14Yes.

03:19Do you guys ever work?

03:20Play your cards right, you can do as much or as little work as you want.

03:23Do I smell a winner here, Carol?

03:26Yes, Steven. I think maybe you do.

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