DEADPOOL Popcorn Bucket New Scene (2024)

Transcript

00:00And this suit's all I got to remind me of who they were, and what I did.

00:10Welcome to Disney Plus.

00:12Deadpool and Wolverine, now streaming on Disney Plus.

00:18Back in civilian life I wear a toupee.

00:22But nobody knows.

00:25Everybody knows.

00:30Go, go, go, go, go.

00:32Come on, girl.

00:34She's coming with us.

00:35No, she's not.

00:36Oh, yes, she is.

00:37Fuck no.

00:38Oh, yeah.

00:42Al, I'm back.

00:44About damn time.

00:45You holding?

00:46I'm all out of devil's dandruff, and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator.

00:50Thank you, Al.

00:51We have company.

00:54Race ya.

00:57That's Wolverine.

00:58You're damn straight it is.

00:59Disney brought him back.

01:00They're gonna make him do this till he's 90.

01:04Nice fake o'clock shadow.

01:05It's a summer balayage from the French.

01:08It's meant to mimic the natural highlights of the sun.

01:11It's a toupee.

01:12It's a hair system.

01:13I love your hair system, Wade.

01:28You're welcome.