A Garfield Christmas A Garfield Christmas

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00:00Garfield, réveille-toi !

00:02Bonsoir, John.

00:03Pas de temps pour parler de petits trucs, Garfield.

00:04C'est le matin de Noël et tu sais ce que ça signifie ?

00:06Bien sûr que je sais. Noël signifie des cadeaux.

00:08Beaucoup et beaucoup de cadeaux.

00:09Tout d'abord, Garfield, tu ne peux pas ouvrir des cadeaux sur un ventre vide.

00:13Voici tes lasagnes de déjeuner.

00:15Tu peux manger ton repas.

00:30Ok, Garfield, t'attends ici pendant que je prends ton cadeau.

00:41C'est ce que j'appelle un cadeau de Noël.

00:49C'est le cadeau qui continue de donner, Garfield.

00:51Voici, laissez-moi vous montrer.

00:53Regardez ça.

00:54Cette machine de donner des cadeaux peut lire votre esprit.

00:57Peu importe ce que vous pensez, elle vous donnera.

00:59Regardez.

01:08Génial, hein ?

01:09Laissez-moi l'essayer.

01:18Et c'est juste pour commencer.

01:20Maintenant, c'est tout ce que Noël signifie.

01:27Prends tout!

01:57Hey, Garfield! Garfield, wake up!

02:01Huh? Oh, it's you.

02:04Leave your number, I'll get back to you.

02:07Hey, Garfield, guess what today is?

02:10Listen carefully, John. I don't do pop quizzes before breakfast, kay?

02:15Are you ready for this, Garfield? It's Christmas Eve morning.

02:18We're gonna pack up our presents and go to the farm for Christmas.

02:21Won't that be fun?

02:23You've got a real sick sense of humor, John. You know that, don't you?

02:26The whole family's gonna be there. Dad, Mom and Grandma and Doc Boy.

02:30And Good Boy and Bad Boy and Old Boy and Attaboy.

02:33Come on, Garfield, we have a busy day ahead of us.

02:39Why is it every Christmas I get drug out of my warm bed just to see some stupid old relatives?

02:44And why is it I always have to go to the stupid old farm?

02:47Why can't they come here where my warm bed is?

02:50And why am I whispering?

02:57We're almost back on the farm now, boys.

03:00I can almost smell Mom's chestnut dressing baking in the oven right now.

03:04That's not what I smell.

03:06There's no doubt about it. Christmas is my favorite holiday.

03:10The air is crisp, homes are brightly decorated,

03:13and everybody's walking around with big smiles on their faces.

03:17Yeah, almost everybody.

03:19I think the best part is watching the faces of children and sharing the joy.

03:23I remember when my brother Doc Boy and I were little.

03:26Oh, brother, here we go again.

03:29Dad would chop down the tree.

03:31Chores.

03:32Mom would fix up the meal.

03:34Work.

03:35Doc Boy would get in the way.

03:37Fighting. Big, fat, hairy deal.

03:40Decorating the tree.

03:42Gardening.

03:43Wiring all of the lights.

03:44Electrical contracting.

03:46Wrapping boxes and writing out cards.

03:48Then we'd take those presents and pile them under the tree.

03:53We'd barely get a wink of sleep, wondering what they could be.

03:58The special gifts of Christmas that really make it great

04:03are the insomnia and the anxiety.

04:08Kids get from having to wait.

04:11It's so great.

04:13It's so great.

04:44Oh, it's so nice to see you.

04:46Here, let me take those packages.

04:55Hi, Dad. Merry Christmas.

04:57Merry Christmas, Eddie Slicker.

04:59Doc Boy, how's my favorite brother?

05:01Don't call me Doc Boy.

05:02And you've probably forgotten I'm your only brother.

05:04Oh, you're right.

05:06Don't mind me.

05:07You can visit till your lips fall off, for all I care.

05:10I'll just sit here in the dark, alone,

05:12until you decide to come over and pay your respects.

05:14Nobody gives a hoot about an old woman like me, anyway.

05:17How could I ignore my favorite girl?

05:19Merry Christmas, Grandma.

05:21Merry Christmas, John.

05:23How have you been?

05:24I've been doing okay, considering.

05:26What's this, John?

05:28I see you're putting on a little belly.

05:29Is that city life making you soft?

05:33You're getting soft, boy.

05:35You need to get more physical.

05:36Take me. I do 100 sit-ups every morning.

05:38My belly is hard as a rock.

05:40Come on, hit me right here.

05:41Give me your best shot.

05:43Grandma, you remember Garfield, don't you?

05:46Well, I'll be.

05:48I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats.

05:51What won't they think of next?

05:53Bizarre.

05:54Isn't this wonderful?

05:56The whole family is together again for the holidays.

05:59We're going to have such a splendid Christmas.

06:02I'm so happy I could just burst.

06:05Oh, put a sock in it, dearie.

06:07Let's go finish dinner.

06:09I can see Grandma and I are going to get along just fine.

06:19This is what it's all about, right, boys?

06:21Hard work, brisk weather and beautiful scenery.

06:25What scenery?

06:26I think somebody turned the lights out.

06:28In fact, that goes so far as to say things can't get much worse than...

06:32I've got to quit saying that.

06:40By any chance, you're not thinking of putting chili powder in my sausage gravy, are you, Grandma?

06:46Why, no.

06:49Heavens to Betsy Child, what would give you such a notion?

06:53Just because my chili gravy won a blue ribbon at the county fair and your gravy didn't even place,

06:58who am I to tell you how to make gravy?

07:00The Green County Gravy Champion, that's who.

07:04Hey, Garfield, where's Odie?

07:05In the barn, let's see.

07:23Hello, what's this?

07:25Why, it's sausage gravy.

07:28Hello, what's this?

07:30Why, it's sausage gravy.

07:42Perfect.

07:52Doc Boy, will you say Grace, please?

07:54Oh, Mom.

07:55Doc Boy.

07:57I never know what to...

08:00Lord, we just want to tell you how grateful we are for this food

08:06and for letting us all be here together on Christmas Eve.

08:11Amen.

08:13And as surely as the waters of the streams and the rivers find the sea,

08:19let each of us find happiness and wisdom in this our feast.

08:25Thanks, Lord. Let's eat.

08:28Hey, Mom, pass the potatoes, please.

08:29Scallops with fried baked or boiled.

08:31Mom, you always fix too much food.

08:33I know, honey, I know. Now, what would you like?

08:36I can't decide. Just give me a piece of pie.

08:39Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry, cherry or banana cream?

08:41Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry, cherry or banana cream?

08:48Hum, service attentive, excellent cuisine.

08:51However, the decor leaves something to be desired.

08:54I give this place two stars.

08:57You sure are packing the food away tonight, Grandma.

09:00I'm eating for two now, dear.

09:05That was a great meal, Mom.

09:07And you too, Grandma.

09:09Thank you, John.

09:10Well, it wasn't much, but I was hoping you'd like it.

09:14Hey, Garfield, there's plenty of leftovers.

09:16Would you like something to eat?

09:18No, thank you, John.

09:20I have opted to watch my waistline this holiday season.

09:23Okay, everybody, it's time to trim the tree.

09:40Just listen to him, Garfield.

09:42All jawing at once like a bunch of banshees.

09:45Crazy, isn't it?

09:47Of course, to make it through this whole life, you have to be a little crazy.

09:50You said it, Grandma.

09:52Why, just look at me. I talk to cats.

09:58Careful, Dad. Don't hurt yourself.

10:00Why is it we always put the stupid star on last?

10:03Why don't we put the star on the top of the tree and then put the tree up?

10:08Well, it just wouldn't be Christmas if we put the star on first, honey.

10:12Hey, Garfield, come over here.

10:14Garfield, I have a very important job for you.

10:18It's a dangerous assignment, but if you succeed, you'll be a hero.

10:23A hero. I like that.

10:25I want you to take this star up the tree and put it on the top.

10:29Climbing trees is my life, sir.

10:31If I'm not back in an hour, send a banana cream pie after me.

10:35This is gonna be a piece of cake.

10:37Never send a man to do a cat's job.

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