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Barstool Pizza Review - Yes! Cafe & Pizza (Miami, FL) presented by Tommy John
One Bite Pizza Reviews
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11/25/2024
El Presidente | One Bite
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00:00
If anyone should be doing this review with you, it's me.
00:22
Why's that?
00:23
Listen, I've been your biggest fan since day one.
00:24
Okay.
00:25
Okay?
00:26
I message you all the way, real quick, before we do this.
00:27
Well, I'm already doing it.
00:28
Oh, it's a lie?
00:29
Well, yeah.
00:30
We come out, I get the pizza, I do it.
00:31
Fuck it.
00:32
So you invite yourself to the pizza?
00:33
I was here first.
00:34
Oh, you're right.
00:35
I thought I'd go pick up my pizza.
00:36
Anyways, it's Yes Cafe.
00:37
What's your name?
00:38
I don't know.
00:39
Cristiano.
00:40
Cristiano.
00:41
We just met a second ago.
00:42
You know, by the way, that there's no such thing as coincidence in the universe?
00:43
No such thing as coincidence in the universe?
00:57
Everything happens by divine providence.
00:58
You're crazy.
00:59
You're saying it, and then we get in the water.
01:00
It seems like we're in heaven or something.
01:01
Oh!
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I like that.
01:03
I do.
01:04
And see?
01:05
Are you a practicing Jew?
01:06
I know I'm a Jew.
01:07
But he's a man of God.
01:08
So you can appreciate it.
01:09
Yeah, he is.
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But see, when I'm hanging out around, probably so many Italians who don't eat pizza.
01:11
You see that?
01:12
All of the Catholic, baptismal-type people, they don't eat pizza.
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They don't eat pizza.
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They don't eat pizza.
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They don't eat pizza.
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They don't eat pizza.
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They don't eat pizza.
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They don't eat pizza.
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Believe it or not.
02:17
I'm going to say this and this is going to be on YouTube.
02:18
Fuck it.
02:19
Guys.
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Okay.
02:21
This is for all the people out there.
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No.
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Real quick.
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Ready?
02:25
This is for all the people out there.
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Because everyone.
02:27
Listen.
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You got something.
02:29
He's got something.
02:30
I'm more open than most people are.
02:31
Right?
02:32
My name's on Google.
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If you want to find out.
02:34
What does that mean?
02:35
The point is that, listen.
02:36
No one's perfect.
02:37
Right?
02:38
Everyone has a past.
02:39
Right?
02:40
If we Google you, it's going to be bad shit?
02:41
Don't be as funny.
02:42
Just fucking.
02:43
That's what you said.
02:44
Can you be real with me, dog?
02:46
Alright.
02:47
The point is that we all have made mistakes in our lives.
02:48
Right?
02:49
Agreed.
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Okay?
02:51
And you're a very real ass motherfucker.
02:52
I've seen you interview with Trump.
02:53
Right?
02:54
You were very humble down there.
02:55
You do all this shit.
02:56
The Miami.
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You joke around.
02:58
I would be.
02:59
So do I.
03:00
Okay?
03:01
I can see it.
03:02
The point though is that.
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Listen.
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All the bullshit.
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Miami's full of all this bullshit.
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Right?
03:07
He's from the Northeast.
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I'm from Philadelphia.
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Okay?
03:10
So we keep it a buck.
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Right?
03:12
I'm going to keep it a bucket.
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Okay.
03:15
I've made mistakes.
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But everyone is capable of changing, and everyone deserves a second chance.
03:25
If it seems legit.
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If it seems genuine.
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If they seem like they're on some bullshit job.
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That's okay.
03:30
You could say, vete palo pingo, sir.
03:33
Get the fuck out.
03:34
Right?
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Or an Italian on the property would say, ma va te?
03:37
Get lost.
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Right?
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Yup.
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If someone shows a sincere commitment to bettering their lives, give them a second chance.
03:47
Why not?
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Right?
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Why not?
03:50
I agree with that.
03:51
This pizza, by the way, is like a 6.40.
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I gotta fix it.
03:53
It's 4.40.
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I can probably sell this one.
03:55
It's new.
03:56
It used to be like East Coast Pizza or something.
03:57
Well, listen.
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If you want really good pizza, there's no one.
03:59
I think you may have done them already before here.
04:00
I don't know if you did the original location.
04:01
It's called Pizza Figurette.
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Here?
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Oh my God, man.
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I've done them before.
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If you have time, I don't know how much time you have.
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I've been to every single pizza of the year.
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Every single one.
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Maybe other than five.
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Okay?
04:11
So Mr. O'One.
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Every single one.
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Miami Slice.
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Eleventh Street.
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Listen, I love this guy.
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You're too fucking deep in the fucking pizza community.
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Too well-respected to drop me off at some South.
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That's like a tourist shit.
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Like Mr. O'One.
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You ain't doing that.
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Eleventh Street.
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Miami Slice.
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Those are every single one.
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I've been to every single pizza of the year.
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Every single one.
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Maybe other than five.
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Okay?
04:28
So Mr. O'One.
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Miami Slice.
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Eleventh Street.
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Listen, I love this guy.
04:32
Eleventh Street.
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Miami Slice.
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Those are excellent.
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Come on.
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You're a street guy, man.
04:37
Those are excellent.
04:38
I know they are, but don't go beyond the superficial Brickle South Beach type shit.
04:39
I've probably had pizza here.
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I know you have, but I'm saying you know that in all...
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Those are good pizza places.
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From everywhere you've been, because you've been even outside the U.S. doing pizza reviews,
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right?
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Yeah.
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You know in your heart that the best spots are the ones that have the fucking different
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chairs, the tables don't match, the paint's falling off the wall.
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Sometimes.
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I just gave you the best spots.
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I just gave you the best spots.
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