Comedians Parody Judges On Shark Tank India

Brut India

When Indian comedians circled the Shark Tank for jokes...  : Biswa Kalyan Rath, Rohan Joshi, Urooj Ashfaq and Mallika Dua

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00:00If you were a serious entrepreneur, you would have known that I have 4 guns and 5 fritters in my jacket.

00:06I really liked your energy.

00:10First of all, I noticed that you are standing on two legs. Are you comfortable?

00:14Omikron, you are a very good and young variant.

00:20I really liked your growth rate.

00:30I really liked your company and your product.

00:48But I don't have a phone, so I won't be able to connect with you.

00:52Should I throw a nail on your head and put it on the wall?

00:56Who are you?

00:58I am Anupam Mittal. Who are you?

01:00I am Anupam Mittal.

01:02What kind of Anupam Mittal are you?

01:04You have come here to do business.

01:06You are saying that Aman has made a boat. There is no problem in that.

01:10We will make a ship.

01:12What is the problem in putting it in this nose or that nose?

01:14You just have to pick up the money and exit at the end.

01:16That is the main problem.

01:18If you were a serious entrepreneur, you would have known that I have 4 guns and 5 fritters in my jacket.

01:24But you don't know this.

01:26That's why I have to say that I am out.

01:28No, no, no, I am out.

01:34First of all, I noticed that you are standing on two legs.

01:36Are you comfortable?

01:38Before we get into the numbers, I am just very curious.

01:40What is your story?

01:42When did you decide to stop sitting?

01:46You have set an example for the whole country that women can also stand.

01:52That's incredible. Hats off to you.

01:54You are standing and I am sitting and I don't know anything about space.

02:00So for those reasons, I am out.

02:02But thank you very much and I wish you all the best.

02:06Omikron Ji, you are a very good and young variant.

02:12I liked your growth rate.

02:16So I want to give you an offer.

02:18Aman, let me finish.

02:22Listen to my offer once.

02:24I will give you 5 rupees in return for 100%.

02:28Get the f**k out of here.

02:30So you can think and tell.

02:32That's your right.

02:34First of all, I would like to say that I really liked your energy.

02:40I really like it.

02:42Because I don't have any expertise in this domain.

02:46So I am out.

02:48But I wish you the best.

02:50I really liked your spirit.

02:52Because I am also from Pune.

02:54So I would like to make you an offer.

02:58I would like to offer you a counter.

03:00That you give your truck directly to a tree.

03:04Because I have a network of pharma.

03:08Not just in India but also abroad.

03:12Let me finish.

03:14Who are you?

03:16How will I know if you don't let me finish?

03:18What do you want to say?

03:20Let me finish.

03:22What do you want to say?

03:24Let me finish.

03:26Where are you from?

03:28If you let me finish, I will tell you.

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