The many moods of Jagdeep Dhankhar

Brut India

How Vice-President Jagdeep Dhankhar's characteristic wit impressed one and all in Parliament's ongoing Winter Session.

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00:00Mr. Derek, billeted, billeted one, because an invite was extended to you on two occasions.

00:08One of the ablest bowlers is satisfied with a batsman.

00:17Sir, you can be umpire, because when batsman and bowler have settled the issue…

00:22You are the eldest in the house.

00:24Main sadan ka sabse kam umar ka yuva sadase hoon, I am the youngest in the house.

00:29To jo parivaar ka sabse bada hota hai, wo parivaar ke sabse chote sadase ka khaas khyaal rakhta hai, sir.

00:38Those whom I love and respect, they suffer the most.

00:42Sir, you are the eldest in the house.

01:05Main sadan ka sabse kam umar ka yuva sadase hoon, I am the youngest in the house.

01:10To jo parivaar ka sabse bada hota hai, wo parivaar ke sabse chote sadase ka khaas khyaal rakhta hai, sir.

01:16Usse zyada pyaar deta hai, usse bolne ka zyada mauka deta hai, usse zyada interventions deta hai,

01:24usse zero hours zyada select hote hai, usse star questions zyada lagte hai,

01:29aur usse thodi shaitani karne ki bhi chhoot hoti hai.

01:34To main yumeet karunga ki aapka vishesh pyaar aur vishesh sneh,

01:38hamari choti party aur sadan ke chote sabse yuva sadase hone ke naate mere prati rahega, sir.

01:45Aapko iss nahi pari ke liye, dheron shubh kaamna hai, aapka bohot bohot abhinandan, bohot bohot saubhad.

01:55Those whom I love and respect, they suffer the most.

02:05Thank you so much and formally a very warm welcome to the Rajya Sabha.

02:12Mr. Derek, billeted, billeted wahan.

02:16Because an invite was extended to you on two occasions.

02:22Billeted?

02:23Invite, extended.

02:25Billeted.

02:26Billeted, good, good.

02:28My colleague Shukhendu is far more qualified to welcome you

02:32because he knows, he's had a long relationship.

02:35No, let me tell you, your honourable chief minister was the first one to congratulate me.

02:43But I am with respect to the leader of the party in the house.

02:47That's very good.

02:48Sir, that could be for other reasons.

02:53Sir, the leader of the house need to know that issue between me and him are privileged.

03:01Between me and Derek, good.

03:03Over to you.

03:04Namaskar, sir.

03:05Sir, mera jo prashan maine poocha tha videsh mantri ji se.

03:10Chief, question number 19.

03:12Honourable minister.

03:13Sir, answer is laid on the table of the house.

03:16Supplementary one.

03:17Sir, I am quite satisfied with the answer.

03:22Well, one of the ablest bowlers is satisfied with the batsman.

03:31Sir, I am Thambidurai.

03:36Thank you, chairman, sir.

03:38Sir, you can be umpire.

03:39Because when batsman and bowler have settled the issue.

03:43Sir.

03:44Main tohu aapka sathya chela.

03:48Main tohu aapka sathya chela.

03:50Mujhe main chhodu akela.

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