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Urbanisation: A leopard's perspective
Brut India
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11/1/2023
When a leopard showed up on the streets of Bengaluru, this comedian shed light on how urbanisation affects wildlife.
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00:00
Recently my video and photo has gone completely viral. My MMS.
00:04
You have all seen the chicks in our city, the Russian ladies wear leopard print that you all enjoy.
00:09
But if a real leopard comes, you have a problem.
00:30
See, I am a law abiding leopard. I was living in the jungle. You people only came and made apartments there.
00:44
Boss, do I look like the owner of Aishwarya Apartments in Banalgata?
00:47
Not me. You made it there. So you tell me where you want me to go now.
00:50
But after Cheetah has come into India, you people are not valuing me.
00:53
Leopard has now become a ****.
00:55
First when I used to go to IISC, IIM, Rewa Institute of Technology, everybody is very happy. Oh, leopard has come.
01:02
Bachelors will understand this. If you drink, if you are having girlfriends, no one is giving you house.
01:06
I am a **** leopard.
01:08
Last night I spoke to a friend of mine. He is a lion in a Mysore zoo.
01:11
He is saying, Guru, don't come here. People come here and suck on us. You stay in Bangalore.
01:15
Now you tell me where I should go as a leopard.
01:17
First thing I read about myself is I have gone to the first floor of an apartment.
01:21
Next thing I know, people will be like, leopard went to UB city, shopped at Louis Vuitton, shopped at Gucci, Salvatore Farragamo.
01:27
See, you have all seen the chicks in our city, the Russian ladies wear a leopard print, that you all enjoy.
01:33
But if a real leopard comes, you have a problem.
01:35
I will become a stuffed toy sitting over there.
01:37
Indira Nagar, you people as human beings already don't have place to park a car.
01:40
Kabul Park dog walkers are not allowed. I am a leopard.
01:44
Think of me also like this only, you know. Nice and cute and keep...
01:48
Hey, why are you like this?
01:48
Leopard, no respect.
02:19
No respect.
02:25
No respect.
02:31
No respect.
02:37
No respect.
02:43
No respect.
02:48
No respect.
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