Urbanisation: A leopard's perspective

When a leopard showed up on the streets of Bengaluru, this comedian shed light on how urbanisation affects wildlife.

Transcript

00:00Recently my video and photo has gone completely viral. My MMS.

00:04You have all seen the chicks in our city, the Russian ladies wear leopard print that you all enjoy.

00:09But if a real leopard comes, you have a problem.

00:30See, I am a law abiding leopard. I was living in the jungle. You people only came and made apartments there.

00:44Boss, do I look like the owner of Aishwarya Apartments in Banalgata?

00:47Not me. You made it there. So you tell me where you want me to go now.

00:50But after Cheetah has come into India, you people are not valuing me.

00:53Leopard has now become a ****.

00:55First when I used to go to IISC, IIM, Rewa Institute of Technology, everybody is very happy. Oh, leopard has come.

01:02Bachelors will understand this. If you drink, if you are having girlfriends, no one is giving you house.

01:06I am a **** leopard.

01:08Last night I spoke to a friend of mine. He is a lion in a Mysore zoo.

01:11He is saying, Guru, don't come here. People come here and suck on us. You stay in Bangalore.

01:15Now you tell me where I should go as a leopard.

01:17First thing I read about myself is I have gone to the first floor of an apartment.

01:21Next thing I know, people will be like, leopard went to UB city, shopped at Louis Vuitton, shopped at Gucci, Salvatore Farragamo.

01:27See, you have all seen the chicks in our city, the Russian ladies wear a leopard print, that you all enjoy.

01:33But if a real leopard comes, you have a problem.

01:35I will become a stuffed toy sitting over there.

01:37Indira Nagar, you people as human beings already don't have place to park a car.

01:40Kabul Park dog walkers are not allowed. I am a leopard.

01:44Think of me also like this only, you know. Nice and cute and keep...

01:48Hey, why are you like this?

01:48Leopard, no respect.

02:19No respect.

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02:48No respect.