पीरियड्स पर हंसी-हंसी में बड़ी बात हो गई

Brut India

पीरियड्स, सेक्स एजुकेशन पर हंसी-हंसी में काम की बातें कर गया ये कॉमेडियन.

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00:00People in India don't want to talk about periods.

00:02In fact, the brand which makes sanitary pads in India is called Whisper.

00:06Sir, what are periods?

00:07Menstrual cycle?

00:08It's not a question of 1 number, it's a question of 8 numbers.

00:10Okay?

00:11Don't give me this wife's knowledge.

00:13I mean, we should have given knowledge in school, sex education, knowledge of periods.

00:33We didn't do anything.

00:34All the boys will delete it.

00:36We used to wait for A class, A chapter, introduction to reproduction.

00:40Teacher will come, she will teach, it will be fun.

00:44Teacher used to say, you have to do all this from home.

00:47I haven't given my knowledge to anyone.

00:49If I want to randomly ask someone, sir, what are periods?

00:53Menstrual cycle?

00:54It's not a question of 1 number, it's a question of 8 numbers.

00:56Okay?

00:57Don't give me this wife's knowledge.

00:59Menstrual cycle?

01:01I know this.

01:02Even I didn't have knowledge.

01:03And my elder sister.

01:04So once I went to the washroom and there was a little blood there.

01:06So seeing that, obviously I was f**ked.

01:08I went to my mom and said, mom, there's a little blood in the washroom.

01:11My mom said, my hand was cut.

01:14I saw my mom's hand.

01:16So my mom's hand wasn't cut.

01:18And this was the time when I used to watch Crime Patrol, Dastak, and Gumrah.

01:29You're watching about periods.

01:31Even boys don't talk about it.

01:32In general, people in India don't want to talk about periods.

01:36In fact, the brand which makes sanitary pads in India is called Whisper.

01:43That's irony, right?

01:44I just want girls to stay free.

01:47Dude, I think the marketing and advertisement of periods was very wrong.

01:50Because how did they give marketing and advertisement?

01:52That the girl is very depressed.

01:54The next day she wore a sanitary pad.

01:56The next day she became a CEO.

02:02So I used to think that Kriti Top is doing it in the class.

02:06Because I'm not wearing a sanitary pad.

02:11In 7th grade, when kids used to fight for babylids, I used to say, I want a sanitary pad.

02:18Mom, tomorrow is a social science exam.

02:21You couldn't study in science, Sambhav.

02:25Mom, I want a sanitary pad in social science.

02:26But chill, I'll ask you one question.

02:28There's a sticky part in a sanitary pad.

02:31Do you know where it sticks?

02:33You don't know where it sticks.

02:34People don't know, right?

02:36Once I was asking like this.

02:37So a boy said, dude, it sticks to the vagina.

02:39It's very obvious.

02:42Do you understand this girl's laugh?

02:457 boys here.

02:45Yes, it's obvious.

02:46What the f**k was in it?

02:49What the f**k are you doing?

02:52It must work for a band-aid.

02:55Do you want to apply a blood bandage?

02:56F**k!

03:04When I got physical with my girlfriend at the age of 22.

03:08That's when I figured out, oh, it actually sticks to the undergarment.

03:11Like in an underwear.

03:13That's why I wasn't getting success as a kid.

03:14I was wearing the wrong thing every day.

03:17I think that's why on some level, women never went to wars.

03:20Because on some level, they were already bleeding, right?

03:22It's very tough to even go through that period.

03:24Girls would agree.

03:25Just imagine Tipu Sultan goes to his wife and says,

03:26Hey, how's it going, bro?

03:29Bro, let's go fight.

03:31And Tipu's like,

03:31Are you f**king kidding me, Tipu, already?

03:33I'm on that period.

03:34Like, are you f**king kidding me?

03:35You guys want to make the boys bleed even more?

03:37We don't want to do all this.

03:39And Tipu would be like,

03:40Don't worry, babe.

03:41It's just the mood swings.

03:42That's why when you say freedom fighter,

03:44it's like,

03:45I'll give you freedom if you give me blood.

03:47The girl would be like,

03:48Come here, f**k.

03:49Come here.

03:50Five days, huh?

03:52You tell me how much do you want?

03:54And then, freedom fighter,

03:55girls don't even have it in 2022.

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