Being Bhai: Salman Khan's Filmfare roast

Brut India

His interviewers sat behind him as Salman Khan did some heavy breathing mid-reply, recalling an awkward experience at a certain movie awards night.

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00:00So I've never been interested in these awards

00:03because I've seen so many of them at home.

00:05And, uh,

00:06Kabhi koi,

00:07woh jo toh kya ho jata ho uska?

00:09Darwaze ka upar ka woh jo,

00:11kharab ho jata tha,

00:12toh usko stopper ke liye use karte the.

00:15And the nominations were announced.

00:17Best Actor goes to

00:19Salman Khan.

00:21I stood up,

00:21and another name was taken.

00:23And then another name was taken,

00:25and the award went to Jackie Shroff.

00:26I was never interested in awards.

00:50Till today, I'm not.

00:51I'm interested in the reward.

00:53And the reward is what I get

00:55from my fans and from, you know,

00:58the Hindi film-going audiences

01:01and from the people of our country.

01:03I have no problem against,

01:06I mean, they're calling this lady

01:07Black Lady.

01:09Kahin yeh bahar jaake bolo,

01:11kisi ko toh pata chalega.

01:14Yeh mere haath mein ek baar aayi thi,

01:20Shah Rukh ke saath.

01:21Mujhe zabardasti jaake lena pada,

01:24kyunke Lolo mere bagal mein baithi thi

01:25aur Shah Rukh bola raha tha.

01:26I became a very awkward situation.

01:29Jab ki yeh second time hua tha,

01:30hum bola, kya main aise hi aaunga,

01:32award bagara lene nahi aaunga.

01:34I think Helen Aunty was getting something

01:36at that point of time.

01:37And then they got me on stage

01:39to get an award.

01:40I left it there only.

01:43There.

01:46I think they have that award.

01:47I've never been interested

01:49in these awards

01:50because I've seen so many of them at home.

01:53So many of them at home

01:55and then my dad had no work.

01:57And kabhi koi,

01:59woh jo, kya woh daro uska?

02:01Darwaze ka upar ka woh jo,

02:03kharab ho jata tha,

02:04toh usko stopper ke liye use karte the.

02:07Haan, haan.

02:10Aur phir jab ghar mein jaga nahi thi,

02:12tab phir woh,

02:14de de the.

02:15What was your first ever

02:17Filmfare performance?

02:19So I was told I should come

02:21for the Filmfare award

02:23and that the award was going to be given to me.

02:28So I went there with my father.

02:30My father wore his suit.

02:32Whole family went there.

02:34Beautiful.

02:36And then was,

02:38the nominations were announced.

02:40Best actor goes to

02:42Salman Khan.

02:43I stood up.

02:44Then another name was taken.

02:46And then another name was taken

02:47and the award went to Jackie Shroff.

02:49Right?

02:52So then,

02:53because I was told this,

02:56I was told this,

02:57okay, I was going to get it.

02:59So my dad said,

02:59yeh kya hai?

03:02Anyway,

03:03I was to perform that night

03:05for the first time.

03:06So I went backstage and I said,

03:08this is something I cannot do

03:09because this is not done.

03:12I don't care.

03:13I don't care at all.

03:14I mean, Jackie's got it.

03:16He was damn good in Palinda,

03:17but you shouldn't have done this with me.

03:19And since you're my father's friend,

03:21you shouldn't have ever done this, you know?

03:23So then suddenly he said,

03:24you know what?

03:25I'll pay you for this performance.

03:30So I said, how much?

03:32He gave me a figure.

03:34So I said, it won't happen in this much.

03:37Little more, little more.

03:38I took a substantial figure at that point of time.

03:41And that was the first time.

03:42Five times that.

03:43Five times that.

03:45And then he said,

03:45please don't tell anyone.

03:47I said, this is the wrong person you're talking to.

03:50So there was, I think,

03:51Juhi and Aki there.

03:53I came out.

03:54I think Centaur Hotel.

03:55They used to make ramps and stages on the pool.

04:00So I said,

04:01get out, Aki.

04:03Juhi.

04:03I said, this check came to me for this performance.

04:07Talk to him.

04:08Take out yours too.

04:11How much is it?

04:12How much is it?

04:13I said, I won't tell you this figure.

04:14Negotiate it.

04:16So that was the first time

04:18that any award function

04:20has paid for a performance.

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