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Indian comedy fans love this Pakistani
Brut India
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3/30/2023
Meet Shehzad Malik, the Pakistani who became famous for the comedy of the mundane.
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00:00
Bada, yeh lo, baat karo.
00:02
Kaun hai abu?
00:03
Baat karo, baat karo, baat karo.
00:04
Nahi, nahi, kaun hai?
00:05
Baat karo, baat karo.
00:06
Indians think that I am Indian
00:08
and Pakistanis think that I am Pakistani.
00:10
But who am I?
00:12
Main kaun hu bhai?
00:31
Hello?
00:32
Haan, hello?
00:33
Aap kaun hai?
00:34
Kaun hai?
00:36
Bata nahi, aap kaun hai?
00:37
Bata nahi, bata nahi, aap kaun hai?
00:40
Yeh kya ho raha hai, abu?
00:41
Kaun hai yeh?
00:42
Baat kar, bhej!
00:43
Aur, aur, kaise hai?
00:44
Kaise hai, kaise hai, aap?
00:45
I think highlighting that makes just people be like
00:47
Oh, arre yeh toh mai bhi karta hu yeh.
00:49
Shit, sorry, sorry, ammi.
00:51
Koi haal nahi hai yaar.
00:52
Tumhara baar baar saare glass tod dete ho.
00:54
Tum ek ek kar gaya.
00:55
Ji mujhe hi saaf karna padega.
00:56
Oh shit, sorry, abu.
00:58
Nahi, koi baat nahi beta.
01:00
Ek kaam karo, main dhodhe aur glasses layaata hoon,
01:02
wo bhi tod dete hain.
01:14
Bhai, main kaheen ka nahi raha,
01:16
main kaheen ka nahi raha.
01:17
Main Pakistan jaata hoon,
01:19
Pakistan bolte ke,
01:20
arre, humare dost aara hai bahar se.
01:23
Main kahe roon, main ghar aara hoon yaar.
01:25
Aur, main jab bahar, idhar reh raha hota hoon,
01:27
idhar wale mujhe apne nahi lagte.
01:29
Kyuki idhar, yaar to, jo desi hote hain,
01:31
wo kuch, wo desiyon se bhi zyada desi hote hain.
01:34
Umm, aur jo desi thode, you know,
01:36
idhar ke culture se adapt kare jaata hain,
01:38
wo kuch zyada hi whitewashed hote hain.
01:47
What is going on here?
01:49
Is this a fish market?
01:51
Nahi, wo, wo dhar hai.
01:53
Yeh, yeh chicken wali hai.
01:54
Okay.
01:58
Is this a fish market?
02:07
Maini jitna audience mein
02:09
baat karte hui dekha hai,
02:11
to be very honest,
02:12
mujhe khud nahi pata lagda hota,
02:13
ke yaar, kaun Pakistani, kaun Indian.
02:15
To be very honest, it feels very nice.
02:18
It genuinely is like proof almost,
02:20
ke there is, after all, you know,
02:22
not a lot of difference.
02:28
Once I put up a story,
02:30
ke yaar main, by the way, Pakistan se hu,
02:32
to usme thodi maine, thodi si, itni zyada,
02:34
lekin thodi si drop notice ki thi following mein.
02:36
It was interesting to see,
02:38
ke, you know,
02:40
just the knowledge of the fact
02:42
about where it is that you are born
02:45
changes your opinion wholly.
02:51
I think the mundanity,
02:53
the mundanity is where it lies.
02:55
The things that you do in private
02:57
and that are truly yourself,
02:59
that you don't even notice yourself doing.
03:01
When you are truly yourself,
03:03
that is what my comedy relies on, at least.
03:06
When we are truly ourselves,
03:08
then we aren't that different.
03:10
Agar aapko bura lag raha hai,
03:11
ke aap Valentine's Day pe kuch bhi nahi kar raha hai,
03:13
to aap ye yaad rakhein,
03:15
ke Valentine's Day sirf ek capitalistic scheme hai.
03:17
Nothing else.
03:21
Although, agar aapko aisa lag raha hai,
03:23
ke Valentine's Day capitalistic scheme hai,
03:25
to clearly aap single hai.
03:31
The most common message I have received,
03:33
Alhamdulillah, is that
03:35
I was going through a very rough day,
03:37
or a rough week,
03:39
or a rough period,
03:41
and your reels helped me a lot.
03:43
I am going through a breakup,
03:45
and your reels are really helping me.
03:47
I just binge watch your reels,
03:49
and they really help me, they lighten up my mood.
03:51
It's just a blessing.
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