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The Most Australian Band Ever! | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer
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11/14/2024
Three ethnic school kids from Sydney's western suburbs form a punk band in the 80s. The Hard-Ons fight racism, the music | dG1fZzNIZ3ZybERVd2s
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00:00
If I tell you the answer, could you give me the question?
00:03
The answer is, infatuation bastard, what is the question?
00:08
Mrs. Hanson, how would you like your dimsums cooked?
00:13
The hard-on.
00:14
Yeah.
00:16
Let's see if Phil Sartcock's in that band now.
00:22
From the first gig, everyone's like, I can see you, you're not like us.
00:25
Tonight might be a bit of trouble, we might have to hide you guys upstairs.
00:29
Fuck a bunch of puttas, you should fuck off back to Waggland.
00:32
Fuck those fucking arseholes, it's a real fucking turn off.
00:40
The mosh pit was still a thing, it was happening.
00:44
You'd have girls and guys just standing there singing these lyrics,
00:47
even Suck and Swallow, like, there's no way you could do that now.
00:51
Who was offended by it? Rock writers in the media. Rock.
00:55
They should be in the bloody ARIA Hall of Fame.
00:57
There's no award for you, there's no front cover, fuck off.
01:00
Fuck off back to the west, you fucking westie,
01:02
and take your fucking flannel with you.
01:04
We take it to radio, no, we're not going to play it.
01:07
It's like, whoa, you're not going to play it.
01:14
The hard-ons should have been as big as Nirvana.
01:16
They should have been.
01:17
What did you expect?
01:18
An alternative grunge hit?
01:21
Calm the fuck down.
01:23
You know, it's the fucking hard-ons.
01:25
I feel proud to be Australian.
01:27
That's why we carry this football around.
01:29
Way ahead of anything that we had here in the UK at the time.
01:32
It's who we are, we're ourselves, we're the hard-ons.
01:35
We're fucking Aussies. We don't give a shit.
01:37
We're up here having a good time.
01:39
Fucking just going for it.
01:44
People love Neapolitan ice cream.
01:46
It's better than just vanilla, you know.
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