Porch Pirates | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

In "Porch Pirates," three detectives—Jack Tyler, Marcos Fernandez, and Sally Jones—tackle the challenge of catching  | dG1fLUp0dGRRSlpOTk0

Transcript

00:00Yo-ho, yo-ho, it's a porch-piper season for me!

00:06According to Sarah's estimate, we should be able to hit 25 homes per day,

00:10especially the last two weeks before Christmas.

00:13Phase 1 will track the delivery trucks and document the uncollected packages.

00:17Phase 2 is going to be the pickers.

00:21I'm sure you're aware that there's been several packages stolen over the last couple of weeks.

00:25Your route was hit pretty hard on the 25th.

00:27Was your husband home at that time?

00:30You mean my boyfriend?

00:31Yeah, because he ain't got no job.

00:33He spends most of his time at this dingy warehouse with his buddies playing video games.

00:39I think I was on the wrong channel.

00:42One of the packages that you delivered was valued at $20,000.

00:46I can buy so many skateboards and tacos.

00:51Dang it, it seems like they're always one step ahead of us, man.

00:54Not over yet.

00:56If all goes well, Santa Claus is coming to town.

01:00Yeah, baby!

01:04Another shot.

01:06Now where are the hands?

01:07Come on, guys.

01:08Bro, you need to wash your hands, don't you?