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00:00Ablongs, down in the valley where a chemical spill

00:05Came from the people living up on a hill

00:10There's a family by the landfill with hazardous foam

00:14In their happy glowing home

00:19Ablongs

00:21Annie, here in old Globicide Village, we'll show you the fun side of a soulless corporate future.

00:28Ride the rootin' tootin' poverty-inducin' downsizer

00:31Or just set a spell and get you a apple fritter

00:34Made with our bio-engineered food product, Applex.

00:40Old Globicide Village, it's an unnaturally good time.

00:44Idiot!

00:46Where I-80 meets what used to be the Pinewood National Forest.

00:48Ooh, I heard some guy died on that downsizer.

00:50Yeah, he choked on his own barf.

00:52That rocks!

00:54Can we go?

00:56You owe us!

00:58Why, sure! As a company employee, I get a 10% surcharge.

01:01We'll go this Saturday.

01:02It is Saturday.

01:03How convenient!

01:08Look, everyone, there's my job.

01:10In the future, Globicide products will be assembled by robots,

01:13eliminating the need for moronic human workers.

01:15Super!

01:17The trickle-down log flume!

01:26Hey, Peanut, where do you think you're going?

01:30Well, don't at all the heckin' back!

01:33Sorry, sweetie.

01:35Watch my purse.

01:36Mine too.

01:40Come along, mateys, and escape the eye!

01:52Oh, well, I guess it's this or nothing.

01:54Geronimo!

01:57Help! Help!

01:59Look at the ugly baby!

02:19Mom, I want to work in a sneaker factory!

02:22You're too old, honey.

02:32Dad, you wouldn't believe all the fun we're having that you're not!

02:36I got the cutest sweatshirt for Beth.

02:38I'm the runt of the litter.

02:40Be a love and hold it while we keep enjoying ourselves.

02:46Ah, chuckwagons! I've had enough!

02:50Dad, what are you doing here?

02:52Kiddo, sometimes you just have to let go and let gosh.

02:56Hold on, everybody!

02:58I'm dying!

03:03Help! Help!

03:07Is there a doctor in the village?

03:09What now, you idiot?

03:11Oh, God, Dr. Hoffschneider, are there any other doctors?

03:15Stay still, stupid. Where does it hurt?

03:17I can't move my jaw.

03:19Ow! Ow!

03:21Looks like TMJ. It's a temporary jaw disorder, prevalent among sex workers.

03:25You're not a sex worker, are you, you filthy bastard?

03:28No! I got projectile out of that thingamajig, don't you know?

03:32A little squirt like you? You should have been watching the purses.

03:35Is his jaw going to be okay?

03:37The human jaw is a complicated thing, Mrs. Oblong.

03:39All sorts of hinges and teeth. Disgusting, really.

03:42Couldn't we talk about something else?

03:44Docteur, I need my mouth. I kept bottles for a living.

03:48That must be fulfilling. Look, I've got two words for you.

03:51Lawsuit.

03:53Someone say lawsuit?

03:54Mr. Oblong, to discourage legal action against Globicide,

03:57we're prepared to offer you a very large check.

04:00It's only for $20.

04:01But look how big it is.

04:03Look, I don't want any money. I want to work.

04:05My job is my life.

04:08Oh, you're serious. Well, give us time to work on it.

04:11In the meantime, don't talk to any lawyers.

04:13Can't trust them.

04:14But aren't you lawyers?

04:16Goodness, no. We're attorneys.

04:20Bye, Dad. Don't blow all your welfare money on malt liquor and lotto tickets.

04:24I'm not on welfare. It's disability.

04:26Same death. Yeah, you're still suckling on Uncle Sam's teat.

04:29Go on. Catch your bus. Couple of conjoined Weisenheimers.

04:32All right, sweetie.

04:34Look, it's almost 9. I've got to get to the bar. They worry.

04:38I know. Some of us still have responsibilities.

04:40I'll be fine.

04:41I'll just sit here and pray to God spiders don't nest in my crevices.

04:45Want me to spray you?

04:46Stop hovering, woman.

04:47Okay, okay.

04:55Yarg!

04:56Oh, honey, that beard has to go.

04:59I can't help it. Beth put it on me.

05:01Okay, Daddy, you're going to look really silly and...

05:04Oh, hi, Mommy.

05:05My life is over. I should be in a freak show.

05:08The amazing man whose jaw doesn't work properly.

05:11You're doing fine, Dad.

05:13I saw you scooting your butt on the rug like a dog with worms.

05:16I had an itch.

05:17Oh, cheer up, Bob. There's a lot to be happy about.

05:20Yeah, my birthday is coming.

05:22Yes, it is. What do you want, sugar?

05:25For Daddy to be happy like he used to.

05:27Then stop putting things on me.

05:29Bob, you are just feeling sorry for yourself.

05:31You haven't tried to use your mouth in weeks. Maybe it's better.

05:34You're right. Since when did I become such a dour dora?

05:38Well, I'm about to turn my frown upside down.

05:49It's crap. Crap, I tell you.

05:53Mr. Clymer.

05:54Good day, Adlong.

05:55Out of compassion and the advice of our lawyers,

05:57Globicide has brought you back your life.

06:01What the fandangler is this?

06:03Les bras et les jambes, 2000.

06:05Notre équipe d'ingénieurs a pris toute la nuit

06:07pour réaliser ce marvel scientifique moderne.

06:16C'est génial. Il est plus machine qu'homme.

06:18C'est comme Stephen Hawking, mais, vous savez, stupide.

06:21Allez, essayez.

06:27J'en ai marre.

06:29Voilà. Maintenant, c'est sur le manuel.

06:31C'est à vous de clencher vos buttocks.

06:38Regarde mon gros garçon. Il est en train de marcher.

06:44Ma, prends ma caméra.

06:45Je suis un être humain ambulatoire.

06:47Je suis mieux que tout.

06:53Rélaxe ton cul. Rélaxe ton cul.

The Oblongs The Oblongs S02 E004 – My Name is Robbie

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