"Weird Al" Yankovic: The Videos | movie | 1998 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

A DVD and laserdisc release of every "Weird Al" Yankovic music video up to July 1998 containing 21 music videos, which a | dG1fbE9mWkxiMzN1Q2c

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00:00As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize

00:18she's very plain, but that's just perfect for an Amish like me, you know I shun fancy

00:22things like electricity.

00:23At 4.30 in the morning I'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.

00:30Fool, and I've been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind

00:35is gone.

00:36I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline, got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.

00:42But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine, then tonight we're gonna party like

00:46it's 1699.

00:48We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise.

00:53I churn butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise.

00:59It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise.

01:05We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise.

01:11A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him and I turned the other

01:16cheek.

01:17I really don't care, in fact I wish him well, cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's

01:21burning in hell.

01:22But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it, an Amish with a 2, you know

01:27that's unheard of.

01:28I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat and my homies agree I really look good in

01:33black.

01:34Fool, if you come to visit you'll be bored to tears, we haven't even paid the phone bill

01:38in 300 years.

01:40But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare, we're just technologically

01:44impaired.

01:45There's no phone, no lights, no motor car, not a single luxury.

01:51Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be.

01:58We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise.

02:04We're just plain and simple guys living in an Amish paradise.

02:10There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise.

02:15We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise.

02:21Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter, raise the barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another.

02:27Think you're really righteous, think you're pure in heart, well I know I'm a million times

02:31as humble as thou art.

02:33I'm the pious guy, the little omelettes wanna be like on my knees day and night, scoring

02:37points for the afterlife.

02:39So don't be vain, and don't be whiny, or else my brother I might have to get medieval on

02:44your hiney.

02:45We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise.

02:51We're all crazy men and knights living in an Amish paradise.

02:57There's no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish paradise.

03:03You probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise.