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Cut'n It Up: Chicago | movie | 2008 | Official Trailer
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10/31/2024
Devastatingly funny comics rock the house in the first stand up film of the new series "Cut'N It Up." The most raw, hila | dG1fQTB6UGtFRnI1YUE
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Triumphant Home Entertainment and Key Films presents Cutting It Up, Putting It Down Chicago
00:12
Style.
00:13
Check out the hilarious DVD comedy special hosted by film and TV star Alex Thomas.
00:17
I said Chicago, make some noise.
00:20
All I know is the first chick that came on stage looked like she had the baby earlier
00:25
that afternoon.
00:27
Umbilical cord hanging.
00:28
They like, give it up for Placentia.
00:31
With performances by Shane.
00:34
Fetty, women love Fetty.
00:36
Fetty is so sexy.
00:37
They say, oh.
00:38
No.
00:39
No, I'm just saying, but women like him because he a thug.
00:43
He a thug.
00:44
He got shot nine times.
00:45
That don't make you a thug.
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That make you a nigga that don't know how to dunk when they shoot niggas.
00:49
Stop playing.
00:50
Lil Rel.
00:51
My momma be all right.
00:52
Be like, no, you need to cut all them cuffs out.
00:54
Bitch, when your voice gonna get back to what it was?
00:57
You weren't like that when I married you, Nancy.
00:59
You sound like a lady.
01:00
Whatever, nigga.
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I've been smoking since I was in high school, nigga.
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You a motherfucking lie turkey.
01:07
I'm sick of this shit.
01:10
Yeah.
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All right.
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Fuck that.
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I don't like to eat with niggas.
01:14
I eat with white folks.
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Because white folks pay.
01:16
You know what I'm saying?
01:17
You see white folks, they pay at a restaurant.
01:18
Hey, give me that goddamn check.
01:19
I'll pay for all this later on.
01:20
Why don't you put your money and go around here, nigga.
01:22
Put your money away.
01:24
They'll call you nigga.
01:25
You ain't my nigga.
01:26
I'm paying for this.
01:27
All right.
01:28
In Chicago zone, Rodney Perry.
01:30
Because the down low brother never blinks.
01:32
He just be waiting on you to slip up.
01:34
He be right here.
01:35
I don't like that.
01:38
Eyeballs dried in the mud.
01:41
And Sonja D.
01:42
We expect you to keep your word.
01:44
You know, y'all got this 10 inches.
01:46
Somebody told me at 15 inches of dick.
01:51
I said, take your ass to the zoo.
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Get your ass out of here and go to the zoo.
01:56
Rattin' it up.
01:57
Chi-Town style.
01:58
Get yours today.
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