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00:00Triumphant Home Entertainment and Key Films presents Cutting It Up, Putting It Down Chicago

00:12Style.

00:13Check out the hilarious DVD comedy special hosted by film and TV star Alex Thomas.

00:17I said Chicago, make some noise.

00:20All I know is the first chick that came on stage looked like she had the baby earlier

00:25that afternoon.

00:27Umbilical cord hanging.

00:28They like, give it up for Placentia.

00:31With performances by Shane.

00:34Fetty, women love Fetty.

00:36Fetty is so sexy.

00:37They say, oh.

00:38No.

00:39No, I'm just saying, but women like him because he a thug.

00:43He a thug.

00:44He got shot nine times.

00:45That don't make you a thug.

00:46That make you a nigga that don't know how to dunk when they shoot niggas.

00:49Stop playing.

00:50Lil Rel.

00:51My momma be all right.

00:52Be like, no, you need to cut all them cuffs out.

00:54Bitch, when your voice gonna get back to what it was?

00:57You weren't like that when I married you, Nancy.

00:59You sound like a lady.

01:00Whatever, nigga.

01:02I've been smoking since I was in high school, nigga.

01:05You a motherfucking lie turkey.

01:07I'm sick of this shit.

01:10Yeah.

01:11All right.

01:12Fuck that.

01:13I don't like to eat with niggas.

01:14I eat with white folks.

01:15Because white folks pay.

01:16You know what I'm saying?

01:17You see white folks, they pay at a restaurant.

01:18Hey, give me that goddamn check.

01:19I'll pay for all this later on.

01:20Why don't you put your money and go around here, nigga.

01:22Put your money away.

01:24They'll call you nigga.

01:25You ain't my nigga.

01:26I'm paying for this.

01:27All right.

01:28In Chicago zone, Rodney Perry.

01:30Because the down low brother never blinks.

01:32He just be waiting on you to slip up.

01:34He be right here.

01:35I don't like that.

01:38Eyeballs dried in the mud.

01:41And Sonja D.

01:42We expect you to keep your word.

01:44You know, y'all got this 10 inches.

01:46Somebody told me at 15 inches of dick.

01:51I said, take your ass to the zoo.

01:53Get your ass out of here and go to the zoo.

01:56Rattin' it up.

01:57Chi-Town style.

01:58Get yours today.

Cut'n It Up: Chicago | movie | 2008 | Official Trailer

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