Kylie Brakeman: Linda Hollywood's Big Night | movie | 2024 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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Character comedian Kylie Brakeman teaches an acting masterclass as Linda Hollywood, a problematic, old school talent age | dG1fOENIeER3YVphLW8

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00:00When I was much younger, I played the first-ever female lead in a sci-fi movie

00:05in the 2010 film, Dino Shark.

00:08By the way, if you try and put this show in a linear timeline, the entire thing falls apart,

00:13so just don't even fucking try.

00:16Look, I'll show you what I mean. Roll the clip!

00:21But professor, I'm having trouble following.

00:23If the Great White Shark is not related to the Megalodon,

00:27why do they share such similar characteristics?

00:30They co-evolved?

00:31Oh, that must have been due to competition in the Eocene period.

00:36I understand!

00:46My shirt!

00:47I'm so sorry.

00:48I didn't even notice.

00:49I got so carried away learning about all those darn sharks.

00:55I did have another question, though.

00:57How do we even know these species come from different evolutionary families?

01:02Fossilary evidence?

01:04Okay.

01:09But wait!

01:10Sharks lack skeletal structure.

01:12How would they even fossilize in the first place?

01:15Jaw samples?

01:16I'm listening.

01:20But wait!

01:21I still don't understand.

01:22The jaw is made of cartilaginous tissues.

01:25The conditions to preserve these structures are so rare.

01:29The teeth are made of dentin.

01:30Oh, of course!

01:32Dentin is denser than bone, so it's less likely to decompose.

01:36Oh, good golly, I understand!

01:44I'm sorry, what's the problem?

01:46Why are you all staring at me?

01:48All I want is to become a big, beautiful lady science doctor

01:53so I can take down the Koch brothers and raise awareness about sharks.

01:57I just want to know what the sharks are doing.

02:00What do they do down there?

02:01Do they go to school?

02:03I have but the curious mind of a child.

02:05Why should I be punished for that?

02:08What?

02:09Sexual harassment?

02:11As defined by Title IX.

02:14Oh, that's the gender discrimination law!

02:17I understand!

02:19Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no!

02:22Title IX is about sexual harassment.

02:24I don't think that's anything to do with me.

02:28I'm not even the sexy girl in the movie.

02:30The sexy girl got eaten by that octogator.

02:34I'm the smart one.

02:36That's why I could do this.

02:38Type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type.

02:43And you can take that to the bank.

02:49Look, I understand

02:55that I'm different.

02:58And I understand

03:03that I'm unconventional.

03:06But what I don't understand

03:10is why you won't respect me.

03:13If I were a man, they'd call me a genius.

03:15They'd call me Steve Jobs.

03:19They'd say, oh, there goes Steve Jobs,

03:22walking up to the Library of Congress in Washington, D.C.,

03:25off to give sharks the right to vote.

03:29Well, no.

03:31I'm not gonna take it anymore.

03:33I'm not gonna play your little game.

03:36I say you join me.

03:38Join the revolution.

03:40Do you hear the people, shark?

03:43Singing the sound of angry shark.

03:46There is a shark inside the...

03:49Wait.

03:50I just had an epiphany.

03:52A shark is a kind of fish.

03:55I understand.

Kylie Brakeman: Linda Hollywood's Big Night | movie | 2024 | Official Clip

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