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00:00Thank you very much for having me.
00:25I was on the Yamanote Line.
00:29I was in Shinjuku.
00:33I was passing through Ebisu and Shibuya.
00:36You were in Harajuku.
00:37Yes, I was in Harajuku.
00:39I saw the first episode of a Showa anime.
00:45I stopped in Shibuya.
00:47It was open.
00:49I was standing there.
00:50I got off the train.
00:53I got on the train.
00:55Recently, it's rare to see students who don't get on the train.
01:03In Tsume-Eri Gakusei-Fu, there was a boy with a set of kendo.
01:09He was standing near the door.
01:13He said,
01:14Do you want to go to Shibuya?
01:19I said,
01:21Do you want to go to Shibuya?
01:24He said,
01:27I couldn't reply.
01:29He said,
01:31If you don't tell me, I'll go.
01:34He said that.
01:35It was like the first episode of a Showa anime.
01:38I won't read the second episode.
01:40Is it too old?
01:42It's too old.
01:43But he was a strange person.
01:44He got on the train from time to time.
01:46That's right.
01:47There are many trains in Osaka.
01:49In Tokyo, there are many people who get on the train.
01:53There are many people who get on the train.
01:55He looked at the window and said,
01:56Monkey.
01:57Gorilla.
01:58Monkey.
01:59Gorilla.
02:00Monkey.
02:01Go to Chimpanzee.
02:05Why don't you go to Chimpanzee?
02:07Maybe he was waiting.
02:10Chimpanzee.
02:11Chimpanzee.
02:12You're asking too much.
02:14I don't think there are many people like that in the world.
02:16I don't think so.
02:17On the Shinkansen,
02:19I don't know if I'll be okay.
02:21The security guard is a grumpy old man.
02:28He's looking around.
02:33In Hamamatsu.
02:36He said,
02:37Do you want to sit down?
02:39There are many jobs for people who have retired.
02:44There are many security guards.
02:45Weak.
02:48Weak.
02:50Which is weak?
02:53Weak and weak.
02:57I think it's weak.
02:59I think it's weak.
03:00I think it's weak.
03:03You can do it if you do it, but you don't do it.
03:08Is it weak?
03:10Is it weak?
03:11Does it mean that the potential is low?
03:14Yes.
03:16So, mentally, I think it's weak.
03:19You can do it if you do it.
03:20I see.
03:21My intuition.
03:23I think it's weak.
03:27I see.
03:29I don't know the correct answer.
03:30But there's a Japanese word for it.
03:34Weak and weak.
03:35Weak.
03:36I think it's weak.
03:37I think it's a little bit of a compliment.
03:40I don't think so.
03:41There's no man who's weak and weak.
03:43I don't think so.
03:44That woman is beautiful and weak.
03:48I don't think so.
03:49It's not weak.
03:50That woman is not weak.
03:52I don't think so.
03:55I see.
03:56I think that woman is weak and calm.
04:00Yes.
04:02She's not alone.
04:04It's a historical moment.
04:06Fight!
04:08Speaking of which,
04:10there's a line of Chouda.
04:12Chouda...
04:14I know you always say that,
04:16but he's a long snake.
04:18A long snake line.
04:22It's pretty long.
04:24You mean like this?
04:26Yes, yes.
04:28Chouda is a long snake line.
04:30A long snake line.
04:32A long snake line.
04:34It's longer than you think.
04:36You're being ridiculous.
04:38No.
04:40God is looking at you from the sky
04:42and says,
04:44you look like Chouda.
04:46A snake line like Chouda.
04:48A snake line.
04:50A snake line like Chouda.
04:52If it's a snake line like Chouda,
04:54it would bother the neighbors.
04:56Really?
04:58My head is pretty weak.
05:00No, no, no.
05:02It's pretty weak.
05:04We have a special guest today.
05:06Let's welcome him.
05:08Here he is.
05:10Hello.
05:18Today's guest is Otaru Aishi.
05:20Hello.
05:22Hello.
05:24Can you say,
05:26Ino-chan?
05:28Ino-chan.
05:32You're welcome.
05:34What do you mean?
05:36Inada, please step back.
05:38Mr. Kogawa.
05:40I don't know what to say.
05:42I don't know what to say.
05:44What do you mean?
05:46You know,
05:48I asked you to send me
05:50a picture of a woman.
05:52I didn't know that.
05:54I know.
05:56You sent me a line.
05:58You said,
06:00What are you doing, idiot?
06:02I didn't do anything.
06:04I didn't do anything.
06:06It's been a while.
06:08It's been a while.
06:10Don't worry.
06:12Don't worry.
06:14I haven't done anything yet.
06:16You're doing something.
06:18You're doing something.
06:20I'm not doing anything.
06:22You can say that
06:24in front of a woman.
06:26I'm sorry.
06:28I'm sorry.
06:30I can't say one word,
06:32but I'm doing this every time.
06:34I'm doing this every time.
06:36I'm doing this every time.
06:38I'm wondering if I'm doing something.
06:40You know,
06:42I heard that you're doing something.
06:46To whom?
06:48To whom?
06:50I didn't do anything.
06:52I only know one person I want to declare.
06:55Ah, is it the same? Who is it?
06:58Tsuda.
06:59Tsuda?
07:00Yeah.
07:01Dian's Tsuda-san?
07:02When I was a comedian, Ina-chan was involved in a big trouble.
07:05I felt sorry for her.
07:06Only Tsuda-san said,
07:07Do it!
07:10I did that too!
07:12I didn't know about Tsuda-san.
07:14Who else?
07:15Ah, Shimofuri Myoujo.
07:18Shimofuri Myoujo, the two of them.
07:21The three of them.
07:23The three of them and Seiya.
07:26Ah, Seiya is Seiya.
07:28I caused trouble for Seiya.
07:30No matter what you say, Shimofuri.
07:32Seiya is Seiya.
07:33In the cyber world, he's like Chimpo Marudashi.
07:37He's been split into 0 and 1.
07:43In the cyber world, he's been split into 0 and 1.
07:47He's been split into 0 and 1 again.
07:52There's a lot.
07:53A while ago, I was hospitalized.
07:57It's a pretty rare disease.
07:59Yes.
08:00It's a lung infection.
08:04That's dangerous.
08:05Yes.
08:06Lungs are dangerous.
08:07Yes.
08:08It seems like it happens to everyone.
08:12It happened to get into my lungs and cause inflammation.
08:18At first, I had a fever.
08:22I thought it was dangerous, so I went to the hospital.
08:25Both the influenza and the corona test were negative.
08:28I went to the hospital many times.
08:31It wasn't a corona or influenza.
08:33It wasn't an infection.
08:35I think it was a cold.
08:37I was told that my immune system was weak.
08:40I had a fever for about a month.
08:43After two weeks, I couldn't stop coughing.
08:47I couldn't sleep.
08:49I couldn't sleep at all.
08:52I was like this.
08:55I thought it was dangerous, so I went to the hospital.
08:57Both the corona and influenza were negative.
08:59I thought it was strange, so I took an X-ray.
09:05As soon as I saw the X-ray, I knew it wasn't good.
09:12After I left the hospital, I was told that I was fine.
09:17I showed the X-ray picture.
09:19There were 100 people in the hospital.
09:26There is such a picture.
09:28Please take a look.
09:29I want to see it.
09:32Is this real?
09:34It's amazing.
09:41Is this real?
09:42Yes.
09:46I was completely hit.
09:48That's not it.
09:50Parry!
09:52I was hit.
09:54It's a family home run.
09:56The ball I hit was in the hole.
10:01How did you get better?
10:04I found the cause.
10:07I took an X-ray at 5 a.m., 5 p.m., and 11 p.m.
10:15I was hit four times.
10:17I was hit for almost 24 hours.
10:18I'm scared.
10:20It's hard on the inside.
10:22It's hard on the outside.
10:24It's not related to the body.
10:26It's hard on the eyes.
10:29When I was in the hospital, many people contacted me.
10:35My aunt was kind.
10:37Did she call you?
10:38Yes.
10:39I thought she was my aunt.
10:42Everyone said, are you okay?
10:44Take a rest.
10:46My aunt said,
10:48I found a truck full of smoke.
10:51I turned around and took a deep breath.
10:54I'm training my lungs.
10:57You're cool.
11:02You're cool.
11:05I'm training my lungs.
11:08I thought you were cool.
11:11I have a motorcycle.
11:14BKB.
11:15Everyone contacted me.
11:19My motorcycle also contacted me.
11:21When I was in the hospital, I got a call from my motorcycle.
11:27I thought my motorcycle was kind.
11:29I opened the line.
11:31I was watching the VTR in the studio.
11:33My motorcycle went to the location of the VTR.
11:37I ate high-priced meat and steak.
11:40I went to various places for three days.
11:46In the script of the VTR, I ate meat.
11:52I wrote BKB.
11:59I didn't say that.
12:03I didn't care.
12:06I didn't care.
12:11I didn't care.
12:14I wrote BKB.
12:18I wrote BKB.
12:23I wrote BKB.
12:27I wrote BKB.
12:31I wrote BKB.
12:36I wrote BKB.
12:45I never changed.
12:50I'm sharp.
12:53Everyone knows BKB.
12:58I'm noisy.
13:02You can do it if you want to do it.
13:04You can do it if you want to do it.
13:06I often saw Mr. Kawai when he was in the hospital.
13:10When Mr. Kawai was off, I went there alone.
13:13I heard a lot about it.
13:15Really?
13:16I was so excited that I did it for about 30 minutes.
13:19I have a little.
13:21It's a business.
13:23Mr. Kawai is off, so I thought it would be hard.
13:27It's a little easier to receive.
13:29I did it for 15 minutes.
13:31You did a lot.
13:33It's a little hard.
13:34When I was recording, I talked about Mr. Kawai with the staff.
13:38For example, how is your lung condition?
13:40I was talking about my illness, so it was a mess.
13:44At the end, I said,
13:46Take care of yourself.
13:48It was a mess.
13:50At the end, I said,
13:52Take care of yourself.
13:54It's a mess.
13:56I'm fine.
13:58How was that?
14:01How is your hair growth?
14:03I'm growing my hair now.
14:05I'm growing my hair now.
14:07I'm growing my hair now.
14:09Did you quit?
14:10I quit.
14:11Did you pay a lot of money?
14:13Yes, I paid.
14:14How much did you pay?
14:151.4 million yen.
14:161.4 million yen?
14:17It's 1.4 million yen.
14:19That's a lot.
14:20What happened now?
14:21Now I'm going to put a needle in my head.
14:24Now I'm going to put a needle in my head.
14:26By putting a human cell in my head, it activates.
14:30Is it like a regenerative medicine?
14:32I don't know.
14:34I'm just doing it because I heard it's good.
14:38It's like strengthening from the root.
14:41How is it going?
14:42It's like this now.
14:43You're raising it.
14:45You're raising it properly.
14:47Stop it.
14:48You're raising it a lot.
14:49Don't rub it.
14:51Isn't there a picture of the needle?
14:53The one with a lot of needles.
14:55That's not it.
14:57That's not it.
14:59That's not it.
15:00That's not it.
15:01That's not it.
15:02You're putting a lot of needles.
15:04I'm putting a lot of needles and connecting an electrode.
15:08I'm going to send electricity from there.
15:10It's like a clock.
15:13It's like a brain backup.
15:16Really?
15:17Yes.
15:18But that makes your head spin faster.
15:21It doesn't make my head spin faster.
15:24It's not fast at all.
15:26If you don't do that, it's even slower.
15:30Is that so?
15:32If you say it in the hospital, it doesn't make my head spin.
15:35If you don't do it.
15:36It's really like that.
15:38And you're going to lose weight.
15:42Yes.
15:43I'm going to lose weight in Osaka.
15:48It's really slow.
15:50Yes.
15:51It's 2 o'clock or 3 o'clock.
15:52Yes.
15:53I didn't lose weight the other day.
15:55What?
15:59What do you mean?
16:01What do you mean?
16:04There's no one who loses weight these days.
16:07It's rare.
16:09So you can sleep?
16:13What do you mean?
16:15Does that mean I sleep too much?
16:17That's not it.
16:18It's just that I didn't lose weight.
16:21That day, really.
16:23That's amazing.
16:24That's really amazing.
16:28That's really amazing.
16:30Why don't you say a word?
16:31It's rare.
16:32I can't lose weight.
16:33It's rare.
16:34There's no one who sleeps too much.
16:38I slept too much.
16:39I slept too much.
16:40What time did you sleep?
16:424 o'clock.
16:432 o'clock or 4 o'clock.
16:46It's either 2 o'clock.
16:48Don't be so serious.
16:50It's not 4 o'clock.
16:51Do you sleep too much at 2 o'clock?
16:53No, it's 12 o'clock.
16:55It's 12 o'clock.
16:56It's the first question.
16:57No.
16:58I'm really sorry.
16:59I can't sleep at all.
17:00I can't sleep at all.
17:01That's amazing.
17:02It used to be really bad.
17:06It's rare.
17:07You can still sleep when you're young.
17:10Yes, I can sleep.
17:11You can't sleep at this age.
17:13I've never heard the sound of an alarm.
17:15You wake up before that.
17:17There's something like an alarm.
17:20It's a needle.
17:23It has nothing to do with needles.
17:25I don't know.
17:27It's not good.
17:28Yes, that's right.
17:30What should I do at this time?
17:33I can cut off all your hair right now.
17:38All of them?
17:39No problem.
17:40Why not?
17:44You can cut off your head for 1.4 million yen.
17:46I can't cut off my head for 1.4 million yen.
17:54I was late for my part-time job.
17:56I couldn't work.
17:58I was forced to sign a contract.
18:02I see.
18:03I signed a contract.
18:05I thought you were really good at it.
18:08Not at all.
18:09I signed a contract and said I'm sorry.
18:12I was late the next day.
18:14I was delivering rice balls.
18:18I was delivering rice balls at a bar in Osaka.
18:22Soemon-cho.
18:23I was delivering rice balls at a bar in Osaka.
18:28I was delivering rice balls with both hands.
18:31I was close to my part-time job.
18:34I saw Inada when I was delivering rice balls.
18:36I thought he was delivering rice balls.
18:38I don't know if he's a fighter.
18:40He's about 2 meters tall.
18:42He was surrounded by 5 people.
18:45He was surrounded by 5 people.
18:47He was like, stop it.
18:50He was in trouble.
18:51I was wondering what to do.
18:53He was carried by the biggest guy.
19:00He was carried by the biggest guy.
19:03He was like, stop it.
19:05I was wondering what to do.
19:07I thought he had given up.
19:09I was like, I'm sorry.
19:10I was like, I'm sorry.
19:15I was like, I'm sorry.
19:18I have a mission.
19:20I want him to eat it while it's hot.
19:23I want him to eat it while it's hot.
19:31It was hot in the south.
19:34I was surrounded by people.
19:38When they carried me on a backpack,
19:40I was standing like this.
19:41I was standing like this.
19:43He asked a girl to take a photo.
19:46I said, they would bring a girl for sure.
19:48I said, they would bring a girl for sure.
19:49He was very heroic for it.
19:51He was very heroic for it.
19:52He did a great job.
19:53He was very cool.
19:54He took about a girl photo.
19:56He was unique.
19:59It was very Muito.
20:00When he came back.
20:01I asked him to bring a girl.
20:02I asked him to bring a girl photo.
20:04He was like, hey, hey, hey, hey!
20:07I thought, wow!
20:08I was like, cute?
20:10I started to point at my cute feet.
20:13I don't know what I should do.
20:15I started to turn my bag backwards,
20:17and he turned it the other way.
20:18No, no, no.
20:20No, no, no.
20:23It was centrifugal force.
20:25That's not a foul.
20:26You used centrifugal force to escape.
20:28That's not a foul.
20:30That's it for today's guest, Einstein! Thank you very much!
20:37Thank you very much!
20:45Mina-chan is also innocent.
20:48Is that okay?
20:50Thank you very much!
21:00To be continued...
21:05I asked him to send me a picture of a woman.
21:11I didn't know about that.
21:13He sent me a message on LINE.
21:15He said, what are you doing, you idiot?
21:19I didn't do anything.
21:21I heard you were doing something.
21:24To whom?
21:26I didn't do anything.
21:28I only know one person who said he was doing something.
21:33Who?
21:34Tsuda.
21:35Tsuda?
21:36Who is Tsuda?
21:38Only Tsuda.
21:39He said, do it, you idiot!
21:42I didn't do anything!
21:44I didn't know you were Tsuda.
21:46Who else?
21:47Shimofuri Myojo.
21:50I was reminded of him.
21:52He's the kind of person who can do anything in the cyber world.
21:57I was disassembled into 0 and 1.
21:59I was put back together again.