A mockumentary about an absolute moron attempting to make an independent film. | dG1fdFpUSnk0VW1lMEk
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00:00So, Terry, how did you get into filmmaking?
00:03I read about this paranormal activity guy.
00:05He made that movie for, like, nothing.
00:07And then he sold it for, like, a bajillion dollars.
00:10So I said, hey, raise some money, make a film, sell it for a fuckton.
00:14And action.
00:16Untitled meteor movie, scene 15A, take one.
00:18It's got a lot going for it. It's science fiction.
00:21The meteor. It's coming.
00:23We have a great crew.
00:25Can we hear this helicopter at all?
00:26No, not at all. Good to keep moving.
00:28And we got the diversity angle.
00:30Sorry, what? The diversity what?
00:32You see this, right?
00:33We're in Los Angeles making a movie, and you just seem absolutely miserable.
00:38No, I'm having fun.
00:40Fuck you, Terry.
00:42You cut a hole in my wall? Why?
00:44Someone needs to reimburse me for my totaled bicycle.
00:48This is my agent Russell.
00:49Oh, my God.
00:50I am having fun. This is what fun looks like for me.
00:53Your crew hates you.
00:54The toilet's clogged again.
00:57Looks like shit.
00:58The cast can't stand you.
00:59Wait, Terry, is that more than $2,500?
01:01Oh, yeah. I paid it more than you.
01:03I just can't believe that you're actually saying that out loud.
01:09I don't even recognize you at all anymore.
01:15You're the one that's messing this all up.
01:17How am I messing this up?
01:20So, how should we handle payment?
01:22Payment?
01:23Yeah, Darby Sag.
01:25You see, this isn't a sag picture. This is more of a micro-budget.
01:29That might be a problem.