The Blade of Don Juan | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

The fate of an arm-wrestling match leads two rival brothers on an adventure through the streets of Lima, Peru. Armed wit | dG1fYjFsNmxGWDJpRjg

Transcript

00:00But you have nothing, you assholes.

00:02If I win, I'm going to tell Vanessa that she's fucking the maid.

00:08What time are you going to go to the party, my son?

00:10There are going to be a lot of girls in bikinis.

00:12Damn, that's good.

00:13And your Pamela, that's even better.

00:14She's going to have more balls.

00:18After tonight, I'm not going to be a virgin anymore.

00:20Why? Did you pay a whore?

00:23Virgin Pajero.

00:24Pajero, Pajero.

00:26Can't I have five minutes?

00:27Can't I have five minutes?

00:30Because you know, Mario, that I'm not a woman who can stand cheating.

00:34It took you as long as your sister.

00:38You're also a virgin.

00:39Whores don't count.

00:40No, wait. How are you going to talk about your holy mother like that?

00:43My daughter doesn't respect you.

00:46What kind of party is it this time?

00:47Crazy, for sure.

00:48Why did you choose the woman who was a quinceañera?

00:50We're like in the Game Boy movies.

00:52Game Boy.

00:55Who do you want to impress with that little guy?

00:57Your brother.

01:00My song!

01:03Take your pants off.

01:22Take your pants off.

01:38Are you brave, too?

01:39Yes.

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