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Mohamed Azharudeen
  • 10/21/2024
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00:00Somewhere in the Far East, a deadly crime ring is about to trigger an international crisis, but they didn't plan on this.
00:14Wish they all could be California girls.
00:21I don't like my chickens live, okay? I like them dead, deep fried. You ever heard of pot pies?
00:28I want to show him a good time, Hong Kong style.
00:30You get a massage from Chinese girl before?
00:33Oh, I got to head out. Hold on, let me get her. Her in the black, her in the pink.
00:35Okay, baby.
00:36Hurry up.
00:37Man, what's wrong with you? You don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line.
00:41Lee.
00:42What?
00:43Now I'm on vacation.
00:45I don't know him.
00:53I'm sorry, man.
00:54God!
00:55Oh, y'all look alike.
00:56There's two billion Chinese people here. Let one of them be your partner.
01:00No.
01:01Lee!
01:02Don't worry. Chinese bamboo is very strong.
01:07The vacation may be over.
01:09I'm going to give you a LAPD.
01:14But the fun.
01:15I'm an undercover agent. Show us a badge or something.
01:18Show it again.
01:19Is just beginning.
01:21What the hell are we doing in Vegas?
01:22We got to Mac out, man. We can't go in there like this.
01:24What does it mean, Mac out?
01:25Nothing touches this body but pure silk.
01:27Absolutely. Would your partner like to be wrapped in silk as well?
01:30Because, personally, I really enjoy it when couples dress alike.
01:33I'm going to make a big commotion, then you make your move. You got it?
01:36This one is for my daddy.
01:42This summer, have fun.
01:43Get ready.
01:44You want some of this? Egyptian style, girl. Come on.
01:48Or a second rush.
01:51This smells good.
01:55With the master of smash.
01:59And the talker of trash.
02:01I don't even know why the hell I'm even here. I ain't even Chinese.
02:07Uh-oh.
02:12Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
02:15Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth, man.