Creature Commandos S01

Creature Commandos S01 Promo Trailer HD - Creature Commandos Season 1

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00:00General Flagg, you found yourself in the middle of an international incident.

00:05Oh, princess!

00:12The United States is in the business of saving the damn world.

00:16By any means necessary.

00:19What in the holy hell?

00:21Congress said we can't use human prisoners.

00:24These assholes aren't human.

00:33Who is she?

00:34We call her The Bride.

00:36I was born here.

00:40Who's Jason and the Argonauts?

00:41That's Dr. Phosphorus.

00:43Why are you doing this?

00:45It's business.

00:48What is that thing?

00:49The Weasel.

00:50We know it has what it takes to survive.

00:53That's Nina Mazursky.

00:55Daddy?

01:00Last one is G.I. Robot.

01:05Cheers to the Timber!

01:13I know you all aren't exactly enthusiastic about this mission.

01:16I didn't realize I had a choice.

01:19You said you wanted me to be a hero.

01:21Not like that.

01:25Until we find out the truth of what's going on here.

01:27We're supposed to be on the same damn team.

01:30G.I.

01:31Friend Nina.

01:36Shish kebab.

01:43You're always so hyperbolically violent.

01:45You need therapy.

01:51Ah!

01:57You wanted monsters.

01:59You got monsters.

02:07Die, Nazi!

02:09He's not a Nazi, G.I.

02:10Oh, okay.