Substitute Teacher in Vietnam (Key & Peele Parody)

Chad Wild Clay Parody Restorer

Original release date: August 6, 2015   White guy is Vietnamese substitute teacher in Vietnam but mispronounces names wrong to sound like swear words.   Watch 'Asian Massage':  https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x98ag4y   If you like parodies and funny popular songs similar to Key and Peele, The Key of Awesome (Barely Political), Bart Baker and Weird Al Yankovic, subscribe & follow me here:  http://www.facebook.com/chadwildclay  http://twitter.com/chadwildclay  http://www.youtube.com/user/chadwildclay  http://plus.google.com/+chadwildclay  https://instagram.com/chadwildclay/  https://vine.co/chadwildclay

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00:00So Vy is Vietnamese and some names sound really funny if you mispronounce them in English.

00:04So we decided to do a parody of Vietnamese name and Chad as a substitute teacher in Vietnam.

00:10And all of these names are real Vietnamese names.

00:17Alright, listen up! I'm y'all substitute English teacher, Mr. Clay.

00:22In this class, we do not speak Vietnamese. We speak American.

00:28Let's take attendance.

00:31Bitch and guy.

00:34We got a bitch and guy in this class?

00:41Yeah.

00:42Uh, you mean bitch and guy?

00:45Oh, so that's how it's gonna be.

00:48I said no Vietnamese in this class.

00:51I got my eye on you, bitch and guy.

00:54Fuckin' go.

00:58Anybody fuckin' go today?

01:03Yes, sir.

01:04Uh, my name Phuc Ngo.

01:08You couple of fries should have a happy meal, Phuc Ngo.

01:11No.

01:12You wanna flippin' go, fuckin' go?

01:14No.

01:15Cause we could go right now.

01:18This is my class.

01:19No.

01:20Cause we could go right now.

01:23Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's rainin'.

01:27A choo-choo train.

01:30Can I get an a-choo?

01:34Now one of y'all better not say some silly-ass name.

01:37Cause my temper's gettin' hotter than a billy goat's ass in a pepper field.

01:42You mean A-cho?

01:44Son of a bitch!

01:47You say your name and say it right, right now.

01:50A-cho.

01:51Say it right.

01:52A-cho.

01:53Right.

01:54A-cho.

01:55Correctly.

01:56A-choo.

01:57God bless you.

01:58Now, die tryin'.

02:03Anybody die tryin'?

02:06You better be sick.

02:08Or die tryin' to catch a cold from a-choo over here.

02:11Yes, sir.

02:12No.

02:17Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it, huh?

02:19Huh?

02:20I mean I said it like four times.

02:22Die tryin'.

02:24Because the people, they call me the die-chin.

02:27Son of a bitch!

02:30You done messed up, die tryin'.

02:32Now get your ass down to Mountain Dew's office right now.

02:36Who the hell?

02:38Mountain Dew.

02:40Principal Mountain Dew?

02:42Get out of my goddamn class before I kick you where the good Lord split ya!

02:46Now who else wants to go to Mountain Dew's office?

02:49You, my ho?

02:53How about you, hung dong?

02:56No.

02:57You want to go too deep?

02:59No go, no go too deep, no go.

03:01You want to go to the principal's office, new thong?

03:04Looks like you're about to break, hymen.

03:08Now.

03:10Harry Dick.

03:11I'm here, Mr. Clay.

03:40Teacher, I like pussy cat.

03:43Yeah.

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