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00:00Hi, I'm Ray the Paycheck. I'm the exec at Universal Studios. I'm glad to have a cool

00:09filmmaker on board. Yep, my first mainstream movie.

00:13Good day, sir. So you've actually finished your first scene

00:20for the new film. It's a coming-of-age film called Duke.

00:23Cool, cool, cool. One thing, though. People want action movies. Bad Box Office for coming-of-age

00:27films. How about we call it Duke of Blood? Four.

00:31There's no blood. You're only on one. Call it!

00:35Well, I'll give you a little better chance. I hate that title.

00:39Link, roll the clip!

00:47I have crippling drug addiction to my antidepressants.

00:52You fell asleep already? It's boring.

00:57He said one line. Where is the excitement?

01:01Are you really going to be able to make rational choices for my film?

01:05What? Yeah.

01:09Let's fix this newsfest of a drama. Aspect ratio. Badass. Music.

01:14Cooling. Mind-blowing. Dramatic lighting. Animorphic lens. Subtitles. I need subtitles.

01:20Today's audiences have ADHD, OCD, ADD, and gonorrhea.

01:25Gonorrhea? Oh, kid. You want to make it in this industry,

01:29you gotta have action. Why are you on the table?

01:33This dialogue is for all people. We need to be hip with the kids. Let's try this.

01:39Ciao, wizard. Hit the gritty in Ohio. Let him cook his pot.

01:42On the phone shizzle. My father died in a car accident.

01:46How are we supposed to make a serious movie when they sound like clowns?

01:49We need to attract a family audience. I just wanted to make a drama movie.

01:53What if it's not a drama? What if it's an action?

01:56I can see every equation. This movie will make billions at the box office.

02:01We need to have a cinematic universe. Do cinematic universe.

02:06Do you see you? Relatable me.

02:11We need explosions.

02:19We need celebrity cameos.

02:21Ryan Reynolds. Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds, owner of Mint Mobile.

02:25No, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where'd he go?

02:28Kids these days can't focus on one thing. They need distractions.

02:32I have an idea. This is way too boring.

02:34We need a subway service clip, Minecraft parkour, a family guy clip,

02:38a sidecar clip, another mobile game.

02:44I hate this movie.

02:45The higher ups in the universe are very intelligent.

02:47So why are you letting the rat make the decision?

02:49Oh, you mean the one that added the TikTok and the dabbing and the Snapchat filters

02:53and the fidget spinners and the Hot Night videos and the Undertale and the Whoopi Mayday

02:55and the PNG of Wonder Woman?

02:56Stop. Stop. You ruined my drama movie with your stupid marketing scheme.

03:00Just let me have my creative freedom.

03:03No.

03:04Give me the keyboard.

03:05Give it back here!

03:07Don't give me the keyboard.

03:08Come on! I told you!

03:13No!

03:30On earth and alert from the cosmic earth that seems limitless with no drop of pressure.

03:35Seems like everybody's out to test you till they see you break.

03:38Take a silver age that consumes you.

03:40I'm the reason why your throat feels looser.

03:43Chill with your old lady at the kilt.

03:45I got a 90 days vision and I'm filled with guilt.

03:48From things that I've seen.

03:49The water from the bottom of my lava canteen.

03:52The night the dinosaur swings from my life sleeper.

03:54The cause of life seems to get deeper.

03:58No!

04:10You guys just shut up.

04:12What?

04:13If you guys can't agree on the laptop, we'll just take it.

04:17I'm way too high.

04:19Time we'll eat you guys out of existence.

04:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

04:27So, that's what I made for film club. Do you want to hire me, Universal?

04:31I don't know if you want to hire someone who breaks the fourth wall that often.

04:35Fourth wall break inside fourth wall break. That's like 16 walls.

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