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Taskmaster.S18E06

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00:00I
00:16Need a chance to say that
00:30Welcome to taskmaster the buckshot in the blunderbuss of entertainment
00:40Let's see if we can't fire our contestants into the farmers bottom of laughs
01:00a
01:03Man who believes that anyone over the age of 70 should have their driving licenses revoked as he puts it
01:09If you can't get a bit of shortbread into your gob, you shouldn't be reverse parking
01:23I'm so sorry to do this. What's happened? Nothing's happened. I just need to verify you're not a robot
01:28Mm-hmm. There's a lot of it about so here are some ticks. There we go. Just put that into a square
01:33wherever you see a
01:35motorbike, so
01:37There's the image just if you see if you see a motorbike pop pop a pop a tick on any square with the motorbike
01:45Robots would be able to spot if there was if there was a motorbike
01:53I'd love to have a fight with you. I'd love to have an actual fight
01:58Right
02:03On with the prize task, what have they been asked to bring in this week?
02:07Well, this one is tantalizing for me Greg because they've been asked to bring in the most fun thing to put in Alex's pocket
02:14without him knowing
02:16So some things have been put in my admin jacket without me knowing it's up to Greg to decide which is the most fun thing
02:22And the person responsible will pocket five points
02:25The episode will take home all the things that have been in my pockets. Okay, Andy
02:28What do you think's the most fun thing to put in Alex's pocket Alex? It's in your top left arm pocket. Here she comes. Ah
02:36It's the elixir of eternal life. Yeah
02:40Thought it might be quite fun inside. It's got egg batch idiom
02:46Dolphin splurge
02:48Should I I think the real test of the fun is you drinking it? That's the dolphin I suppose
02:56Hmm
02:59Right how much what's the what depends for eternal life you have to do the whole
03:25I
03:28Thought very strong. Thank you Baba. Can you beat eternal life? I hope so. Check your bottom left pocket
03:36Here it comes. Read it. Read it. It's a key ring, which you know, I like. Yeah
03:42So far so disappointed
03:46I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't care for what you want to do. I know
03:52This is for me, am I bridging right here?
03:56We made friends we made a tight bond and this is for him and this is something we found fun
04:01It says big up yourself all day every day
04:13You're gonna read that and you're gonna pick yourself up I will say to myself pick up yourself all day every day
04:21And also you he's got a lot of days now that you've just
04:25Quite a fun thing to put in Alex's pocket. Yeah, Jack. Yeah, did you put a fun thing in Alex's pocket?
04:31Yes, I think it's in your the right hand pocket down below. Yeah in the world of sport, which I know a lot about
04:38The injuries are all too common and I thought why not divide why not make an invention that will warn you if you're over
04:47Exercising okay, if you would stand up for a second, of course, so can I just ask you to raise your right leg up?
04:53You're right knee up. No good. So no no problems. They're absolutely fine. Can you?
04:59Yeah, bend bend over touch your toes. Yeah
05:06If you would try again, please
05:16I could taste that one
05:19It's very good
05:21Emma what have you put in Alex's pocket? Okay, top right arm pocket
05:27There it is. Oh, this is a QR code. I love them fine
05:31If you were to scan this QR code you get two tickets to see Bon Jovi tribute band
05:38Wrong Jovi play on the 19th of October in Basildon
05:47Rock all right. I've seen them three times if you include my wedding
05:53I've got an e-ticket. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, it worked
05:58It's not Alex it is going is the person who wins yeah, I'm gonna be one of you guys
06:03There's two tickets. Okay. Yeah, you can come as well. Yeah, maybe they're on my iPad and it means
06:10I mean, I think it does sound fun. I just don't think anyone else in the room does
06:15Rosie Jones, what have you brought in and put in Alex's pocket?
06:28It was an ice cube but this is taken quite well, so it's now quite a few ice cubes my legs quite wet
06:37Eventually, hey will look like a pitch
06:44It's
06:46Multiple-layer bullying
06:50You'll get nothing but praise from me
06:55Here's my thinking ice fart machine very funny quite root one
07:08She's right they're classics, but I'm gonna give them three points each I'm I'm taking a bet on wrong Jovi
07:14Because they might be dog shit
07:17Honestly, if they are shit, I still think whoever goes will find that funny
07:20But I'm gonna match that because I've really found it fun. You bigging yourself up
07:25I don't I don't think you do pick yourself up enough. You know, why because I think you're a penis
07:34I'm gonna give that four points. The truth is I had the most fun watching you drink
07:39I don't even know what's in it, but that's what gets the five points for tobacco and Emma 520
07:51Well, you don't beat around the bush do you Greg blimey calm down first up then
07:58Indoor train track fishing
08:08Oh
08:24My god just want to hop over and get that
08:33There we go, that would do it I could probably reach that
08:39It must be a quicker way there would have been if you just put it on the table, I would have been quicker
08:47Put one fish in the frying pan
08:51Dottiest fish wins
08:56What should don't eat fish
09:00Your task ends when you put a fish in the frying pan you have 15 minutes your time starts now
09:07Dottiest fish we want
09:10love this Dottie fish I
09:12Apologize because I I thought that that was just a device that for this thing and there's more to it
09:26I will never tire of Jack's boredom of this
09:30I
09:35Just want to get stuck into it, that's why I won
09:37Okay, we're gonna start with two people who each have two vowels and two consonants, but no dots yet. It's Baba and Emma
09:45All right time to go fishing
09:49Swing buzz swing
09:55You caught a fish
09:57Yeah
09:59But the thing is
10:08Dottiest Dottiest fish Dottiest fish. It's just that's a bin
10:19Come here, that's right punk your mom
10:30Come on bro, come here three Dottiest fish
10:44That one's so Dottie, oh, well, that's the end of the task. Oh
10:50There could be one down there that's even dossier
10:59Bobby you're taking age
11:01careful
11:06I am the man. I am the friggin man
11:15Find the fish with more dots than me
11:23Quite contrasting styles there. I don't know anyone who could bring that sort of energy to
11:29fishing for Dottie fish
11:33Sometimes when you win, you just gotta yell brat, you know, I'm saying
11:37Big up yourself all day every day. Exactly big up yourself
11:43Quite a contrast with you you spent a lot of time debating what Dottie meant
11:49And then when you found the Dottie fish head to the pan your instinct was to pop it in the pan like a 1950s
11:53TV cook
11:55I was furious at myself. It was an instinct because it was fastest, right? So no, it was not fuss. This is most dots
12:04You have 15 minutes so Baba got 30 dots on his fish Emma got 10
12:12Break time now go come back soon. It's simple. Bye
12:26Oh
12:29And the continuation of a fishing task a Dottie fishing task Greg, come on, man
12:34They can place one fish in the pan and the fish with the most dots will gain the most points next up
12:39It's Andy and Rosie
12:42down
12:43It's quite impressive technology. This Alex just voice activated. Yeah, that's all it is. Right down down
12:50Keep going down me
12:53I'm gonna open that for you
13:02Three minutes gone
13:17How Dottie is it was not Dottie at all
13:22Okay, wait, is there a pen is that a pen down there there's something else on the track next to the fish
13:38Are you gonna remove that top? Yeah, I say we're gonna try and get whatever that red thing is down there. Oh
13:47Look at that. This is one of the most intrepid rescue missions I've ever been involved in
13:52You've got four dots on your fish. You've got four minutes
14:02What we caught pen, oh that could be quite useful, right
14:10You know fish had how many dots right
14:13Oh
14:24You put a fish in the frying pan
14:28Task over congratulations. I reckon a bit white wine sauce
14:33Lovely
14:42Yes, you must be thrilled well, I spent 20 years as a commercial fisherman
15:04I'm looking in them for key use
15:13But you knows to blame for that don't you
15:17So Rosie managed to get total of seven dots and the
15:21657 because they were on both sides. They were also on the rim of the fish
15:26You dotted the rim
15:29The man's a professional
15:31Who's next finally here's a quick film about Jack having a great time
15:39Okay, so I'm lifting this round. Mm-hmm lower it down please. Yes keep going
15:52Are any of these things magnetic said so on the packet
15:55I
15:59Okay, lift it up, please bring it up a little bit up and down stop stop no stop
16:07No up down stop forward a bit stop down
16:12down down up, please
16:17Yeah, well, yeah, I'm trying to get a fish in the frying pan
16:20Yeah
16:22Yeah down a bit, okay, try bring that up up it comes Jack, yeah
16:29Keep going right bring it back
16:35Bring it bring it down. So the task ends when the fish goes in the pan
16:44How does he is your fish
16:50One-dot
17:00And as you know Jack I try not to make a just remarks I
17:05Just wrote down a generic summary of my view of the attempt and is this do you think it's time we got granddad some
17:12special cutlery
17:15I
17:17Think the challenge of being the fewest dots. Oh, yeah, you've been looking at a champ. You're the people's champion
17:24Yeah, you still had eight minutes to go at that point
17:29Points wise one points Jack is two to Rosie with a seven Emma three points Baba four points with 30 dots
17:35Andy your six five seven dots transfers into five points
17:45Follow my lad Jack is at the bottom of the leaderboard but at the top it's and he's also a full ten points
17:56Lines up for me Alex always Greg and this one has doubled our cast with a whole host of wonderful new characters
18:14I
18:23Played
18:26Good luck with it. Thank you. I should do my best
18:31You know me
18:34Create handle and voice the most charismatic new children's television puppet sidekick for Alex
18:41Who the hell is Alex? Oh
18:44We met like a character like a cartoon character, sorry
18:51You have 30 minutes
18:53Yes, I'm
18:58Create handle. Mmm. Okay, so it's puppeteering really
19:03Okay, they say go for me cause I buy children's
19:15I mean handle puppets much. I haven't done. No, I
19:22I've
19:24Not I've not done one
19:31That's a no, yeah take a while to yeah come out, okay
19:36I'll um, I'll be back on that then. All right, right. Okay, then
19:44I
19:48Was it just me that was thinking that Jack was possibly leaving the show
19:54It was just one of those days when you didn't want to do anything and and that's not a good approach to task
20:02Baba provided me with one of my favorite moments this series with the genuine question. Who the hell is Alex?
20:09Rosie you
20:10Use it as an opportunity to shamelessly plug your side hustle I say
20:20We don't do it now if anyone's gonna plug their side hustle on this show it's gonna be this guy only fans
20:30All thongs no hair
20:32I
20:35Genuinely don't know where that came from
20:38Well, it's time to meet our first charismatic puppet from the mind and voice of Jack D
20:44Hello children and welcome to another episode of horny and horsey
20:50Do you know what we've been doing and the barn? I was teaching horsey the alphabet
20:57Yeah, and I'm remembering it by thinking of words that begin with each letter a is
21:04for Apple and
21:06B is for best friend
21:09Horny is my best friend
21:12Now you have to come up with a word beginning with C that describes me
21:23Oh, I know charismatic
21:28Charismatic that's me. Wow. That's all we've got time for horny. She go by to my little friends
21:37Okay. Goodbye
21:47Horsey was quite charismatic in the end. Yeah, I've always turned out to be yeah
21:52And it turns out your equine
21:54American counterparts quite full of life and energetic. Yes funny that as I was having a lie-down you see
22:01But credit also to Alex who really got into the character of a twat
22:08You didn't like even alluding to the C word did you I was thinking it but I will I wouldn't say I don't think you
22:14Ever have said it actually which I find fascinating. Well, I will also advise say it
22:18No
22:21It's going round and round up here whisper it to me
22:26And then I'll let us move on say the words
22:41Right, right. Well next up it's Andy and his creation Pidgey or
22:47Hello children, and welcome to the horny hour with me Alex horn. We're meeting my new friend today
22:53Why don't you introduce yourself to the children?
23:06Can you try to lighten it up a bit for the kids, please Pidgey or go fuck yourself
23:12I don't like children. They often grow up to be adults
23:20What's up some offense it is a kid's TV show so can you do something the kids might like I can do my Pidgey song
23:27Well, good idea Pidgey or and what's your song called? You can't eat an ice cream when you're burning in hell
23:35You cannot do the song
23:41Can you please come a bit closer for your fatal parking
23:56See you next time on the horny hour
24:04Very disturbing who hurt you and just got to go with your first instinct on the show
24:11And he's got some lovely catchphrases for the kids doesn't he you can't eat an ice cream when you're burning in hell
24:18Well, that's just physics
24:21Can I say that's a charismatic children's?
24:25Do I want the satanic pigeon packing my head off children? No, no what's best for them? They do that generally
24:31What's wrong with you
24:35Absolutely terrifying Andy quite a creation who's next? Yes. Now it's time for Emma and her cheeky little banana boy. Oh god
24:44Hey kids
24:45Hi, everybody. My name's little cheeky banana boy. This is my sidekick Alex home
24:52Hi, I'm Alex horn and we're here to tell you guys to eat your bananas
24:57Banana banana bananas for me potassium fiber and a bit of vitamin C
25:06That was really good, thank you
25:09Hi Alex. I
25:12Think I've developed feelings for you
25:15Sort of wanna. I don't know
25:19Kiss you
25:21Okay
25:24Eat me
25:28Just one banana I don't want to I feel
25:36Devastated
25:39I'm gonna die. All right, okay
25:42Oh
25:55It strikes me that it was quite a wholesome and sweet character
25:59Yeah, it's what the wheels came off for me when banana boy tried to get off with Alex
26:04I really don't remember that either
26:06This is a charismatic children's character
26:10Okay, we've had a mutant pigeon and now we've got a banana hybrid trying to get off with a man
26:17Depressed that the man wouldn't get off with him that he spontaneously died
26:25When it comes to making up children's characters, we really have totally nailed it haven't we
26:32Right, let's stop and have a break a break dance
26:39Oh
26:52They've all been trying to create the most charismatic new children's puppet next it's Babatunde and manlike Tyrone. Oh
27:02Hello boys and girls welcome to this world where you're never on your own because you're here with me Alex and
27:09me manlike Tyrone
27:12So what's today's lesson on today's lesson is about saying no to drugs. Oh, yes drugs
27:20Yo, Alex. Yes, man. Like Tyrone. Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?
27:26Hmm. I don't know because he was a crackhead
27:31Now
27:36Children there's gonna come a time in your life when you might want to get high and I'm here to tell you don't do it
27:42Yes, don't do it. You could lose
27:46everything
27:47everything
27:48Yes, bro. What should I do instead?
27:51Sell it
27:54Hell yeah, you can make a lot more money selling instead of using remember why I always tell you bro
28:00Don't get high on your own supply
28:03And that's all for me Alex and me manlike Tyrone
28:08Bye kids. Bye kids
28:18I mean, I'm gonna have to essentially just forget about children
28:24Man like Tyrone quite a charmer though. He was very charismatic
28:28That's what we're facing this on right? Yes. You're right. He's an otter. He's an otter. Yeah, he was from Brixton
28:37Such a backstory
28:4034 he's a Pisces. There's quite a lot
28:43I mean, I did like it. I did like hanging out with him until he tried to
28:47Sell drugs to kids, but I'm gonna have to suspend the whole kids thing
28:51I'm just gonna have to choose the most charismatic
28:55awful character
28:57Well, brace yourselves
28:59Here's Rosie Jones with her creation
29:10Hello kiddy winks, it's me little Alex and my bestest friend in the whole wide world. Mr. Poo
29:21Mr. Poo, Alex, can I ask you a question, where did I come from?
29:33Well, I made you
29:35You made me? Yes, mr. Poo. I squeezed you out of my bum hole and I kept you
29:42Because before you I have no friends and I was lonely very very lonely
29:47But now I have you mr. Poo who I love with all my heart
29:51Oh, I love you
29:55Kissy
29:57Kissy
29:59Kissy
30:01Okay
30:03On my mouth
30:05On your mouth
30:13Okay, we'll see you after the break
30:15Mr. Poo
30:17Oh, Alex
30:21Sorry Alex, I'm sorry Rosie, you kissed a shit
30:31But you wouldn't kiss little banana boy
30:35Exactly boy, mr. Poo
30:41When you said where do I come from I actually found myself going oh, that's quite sweet
30:46But it was when all the sticky brown stuff
30:51Got on Alex's face that you lost me charisma-wise
30:56Okay, look it's most charismatic puppet wins
30:58Yeah, all right. I found banana boy a bit depressive
31:02Yeah
31:03I can only give him one point
31:04Okay, where are we going from banana boy?
31:06It's between a talking shit and a murderous pedge
31:10A dance as old as time itself
31:15That old chestnut again
31:18Two for the poo, three for the murderous pigeon
31:20Got it
31:21If it was points for who do I want to hang out with and have a good time with
31:25I'm not going out with the horse
31:26Exactly
31:27I'm coming to Brixton with the otter
31:30Thank you very much
31:31Four points to Jack, five points to Baba
31:33There we go, well done Baba
31:38Shall we have another task?
31:39I think we should but please let's proceed with extreme caution
31:43Ooh
31:49MUSIC
31:56Emma
31:57Hiya
31:58In you go
31:59Oh my God
32:00What's going on Alex?
32:02What's going on?
32:03Yeah
32:04Just a robot
32:05Yeah?
32:06Yeah
32:07Right
32:09Oh, that's a bit worrying
32:12Ooh
32:15Diffuse the robot
32:17You must cut all the wires but one
32:20If you cut the danger wire the robot will spew and you will be disqualified
32:26You must keep your goggles on at all times
32:33Fastest to diffuse the robot wins
32:36You have a maximum of ten minutes, your time starts now
32:39Please press the red button
32:40Here?
32:41Yep
32:42Press it?
32:43Mm-hm
32:44I have to press the red button
32:45Uh-huh
32:47You're off
32:48Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, OK
32:51And if you've got any questions, I'm always here for you Jack
32:54OK, thank you
32:55Which one is the danger wire?
33:05Let's get stuck into it
33:06Yeah, so they had to cut all the wires but one, leaving just the danger wire
33:10It was fastest to successfully do that wins
33:13First to try and diffuse the situation, it's Bubba and Emma
33:18How am I supposed to know which one it is?
33:20That's a good question
33:22Which one are you going to cut?
33:23I don't know
33:25But I'm a bit scared
33:27Wait, what's around me?
33:29Wait, what's this?
33:31Ooh
33:33Ah, wow
33:36I didn't see any, OK, cool
33:40No, doesn't cut that
33:42The safe list?
33:44What's all this?
33:45James, Dan
33:48Were these people that have done it?
33:52Green, that's interesting, that's like Gordon
33:54I don't really know about that, all right, I'll think about that
33:57And then there's a dude here
33:59HMS Danger, HMS Danger
34:01Aw, blimey, I don't know what none of this means
34:04Oh, my days
34:07I'm going to cut the green wire
34:10Why?
34:11Cos it says Gordon on the safe list
34:13OK
34:17The fan's spinning round at the back, he's not spewed
34:19Brilliant
34:20Why is there a bottle of wine?
34:25Might as well
34:28Oh, it's awful
34:32OK, red, wine
34:34So red is safe
34:35OK
34:36Cos it's wine
34:38Wait, yellow ain't safe cos yellow is not on the chart
34:41But red is
34:43Red, green and blue
34:45All right, well, we'll cut blue
34:50Why would I want to cut it?
34:52Dan
34:53So it's three letters in Dan, so I'm going to do three wires down
34:56One, two, three, Dan, let's cut blue
34:59See how we go
35:00I'm trying to cut it
35:08Whoa
35:09You've managed to only cut the danger wire
35:13What kind of rubbish is that?
35:20Everything smooths once in a while, my guy
35:23You know what I mean?
35:24So have I won?
35:33I think in military terms you're both what's known as cannon fodder
35:38I had no idea, none of the clues made sense to me
35:42It was quite impressive after you've cut one wire
35:46and the robot's gone off and you're covered in stuff
35:50to look down the camera and say, have I won?
35:54I put it to you that throughout the task neither of you understood it
35:57I think I was just role-playing
36:00being a woman drinking wine cutting wires
36:04Does that make sense?
36:06No, that's what you were doing
36:10Well, it's now time for Andy and Rosie and the robot
36:15OK, right, so, right, right
36:18I've got James
36:20Charlie
36:21Dan
36:22Gordon
36:23Darren
36:24Darren
36:25All Browns
36:27Brown!
36:29So I'm feeling that Brown is safe
36:31Call Darren Brown
36:33You sure?
36:34Yes
36:39He's made a mess but he hasn't spewed
36:41OK, so, bottle of Chateau Taskmaster
36:48Did you make this yourself?
36:51Red! Red wine!
36:54Cut the red!
36:5719165
37:02That felt safe, I'm going to go red is safe
37:04You think red is safe, OK?
37:06I think red is safe, I'm not saying red is nice, I'm saying red is safe
37:09Yeah, his eyes have lit up, he's not spewed
37:12Right
37:13What's between green and orange?
37:17Yellow!
37:18Yellow!
37:24You're safe, 3 minutes 30 left
37:26OK
37:27Are there any more clues?
37:29Moon with a danger sign on it?
37:31Could mean blue?
37:33Blue is the same, is that a blue moon?
37:37What is that?
37:42Do you want me to get it for you?
37:43Cos
37:44Cos!
37:45Oh!
37:46Oh!
37:47Zero!
37:48Zero!
37:49Zero!
37:50Zero!
37:57Oh, black!
37:59Black?
38:00Yeah
38:01That's beeped
38:02Yep, black is safe
38:04Right, so you've got 3 minutes and how many wires left?
38:072
38:08Yellow or blue?
38:09Yeah, well, I think...
38:11Blue moon, I think the blue moon is the danger one
38:13Yellow's going
38:17You have succeeded in the task
38:19Oh, I have?
38:20You have
38:21Oh, right
38:31You've got 20 seconds to cut one more wire, grey or blue?
38:36You've got 10 seconds, it's going to go in 10 seconds
38:433 seconds
38:47Here we go
38:54What's that wrong?
38:56It was right, but I was a bit slow with the cutters
39:01So I would have done it if you had done your fucking job
39:13Sorry, Rosie
39:16Thank you
39:21You two must feel fairly ashamed
39:23They were impressive logic-wise
39:25Yeah
39:26Saltzman
39:27Yep
39:28Like a professional
39:29Yep, well, I worked for 20 years in bomb disposal
39:33Rosie, what was the quote?
39:35So I would have done it if you'd done your fucking job
39:39Right, cut and disabled
39:44I had to work with that dickhead
39:49That's me
39:51Yeah
39:52I think Alex finds that fairly offensive, actually
39:55OK, it's the end of part three
39:57Today's prizes might be our worst yet
40:00as the winner will have to take home things
40:02which have joined in moist, smelly tissues
40:04that were already in Alex's dirty little pockets
40:08APPLAUSE
40:15Hello!
40:16Here we are again for the last time this episode
40:19Yes, Totes Babes
40:21No
40:23I will not have Totes Babes
40:27But it says it on there
40:28I won't have it
40:31Contestants are in a spot of bother
40:33There's a spewing robot which needs defusing
40:35before it starts defusing
40:37To stop it, they've got to cut all but the danger wire
40:39And so, at last, here is Jack to save the D
40:46The safe list
40:47James, Charlie, Dan, Derren, Brown
40:52Brown is safe
40:53OK
40:55Safe one, OK
40:58There's a phone up there
41:01Quite expensive
41:02Yeah
41:03Calling Taskmaster
41:07Whatever you do, do not make the danger wire sound like my name
41:14Red or grey or green
41:16That's a pretty poor clue
41:20So I think...
41:21Actually, maybe the danger wire should sound like my name
41:25I'm a pretty dangerous guy after all
41:27No, he's saying it should sound like his name
41:29Oh, right
41:30That's just a new level of unhelpful
41:34How long have you got left on the clock?
41:36A minute and 32 seconds or something
41:38Right, there's not a lot of urgency, Jack
41:40That, I don't understand
41:41Yellow, I suppose, is pure yellow
41:43Yellow is safe, I'm going to say
41:46Taskmaster
41:47Does that mean red is safe?
41:49How long have we got left?
41:5157 seconds
41:52Right, OK
41:53It wouldn't be exciting if you didn't take it down to the line
41:57This has got written danger on it
42:01Blue
42:02So I'm going to say blue is the danger one
42:04OK
42:05Go for it
42:06Green
42:07Now the red one
42:09Now the grey one
42:14That's it, finished
42:15You've defused the robot, Jack
42:17Thank you
42:18I hope none of the others get it
42:30It's just like watching a professional robot defuser in action
42:33It really was, it really was
42:34He was very frustrated by the phone calls
42:35But, yeah, he spotted the blue, there was a blue light on the top
42:37Everything danger was blue, so
42:39Yeah, it was pretty straightforward
42:44He was not as quick as Andy
42:45We know Andy was the quickest
42:46Jack was the second quickest
42:47Did it with a few seconds left to spare
42:50Rosie didn't do it, of course
42:51Yes, and that's what we've got to clear up now, isn't it?
42:54Do we allow Rosie to get some points from this?
42:58I will say she did crack the code
43:00And with about eight seconds left
43:02So it's whether or not it's possible to cut a wire in eight seconds
43:04I don't think it is
43:07Fortunately for you, Alex has no authority here
43:11And I say it was his incompetence that caused you to lose
43:14So you just about made it in time
43:16It's my final judgement
43:17She gets three points for coming through?
43:19Yes
43:20Stop hating people with disability
43:25That's right, that's right
43:26OK, three points for Rosie
43:28Four for Jack
43:29Five for Andy Dolphin
43:33OK, everyone
43:34For a change, please stay in your chairs
43:38for the final task of the show
43:44That's right
43:50Rotate the human
43:59What a mystery
44:01Who's reading the task?
44:03Jack D, please
44:04OK
44:05Correctly guess this person's job
44:08You must ask a yes or no question on your turn
44:12If you take more than ten seconds to ask your question, you miss a go
44:16The person who guesses correctly wins five points
44:20Wow
44:21So it's all or nothing in this one
44:23Ready, Greg?
44:24Ready
44:25Andy
44:27Have you drawn blood at work?
44:34Yes
44:36Do you chase people?
44:39No
44:41We'll come back to ask about that afterwards
44:44Do you work in medicine?
44:46Yes
44:47Are you a surgeon?
44:49Yes
44:50You need to be more specific, and that is your question, Jack
44:53Yes
44:54Are you a brain surgeon?
44:57No
44:58Are you a veterinary surgeon?
45:01No
45:02Heart surgeon?
45:04No
45:05A little clue
45:06The job title doesn't involve the word surgeon
45:09Do you do lots of different things in your job every day?
45:12Yes
45:18Very pleased with that one, weren't you?
45:20Are you a GP?
45:22No
45:23Do you work with other humans?
45:29Yes
45:32That narrows it down for us
45:35Are you an anaesthetist?
45:37No
45:38Are you sat down throughout your shift?
45:41No
45:42Are you an obstetrician?
45:44No
45:48Are you a gynaecologist?
45:51Yes
45:52You are the winner!
45:54Oh, God!
45:58Thank you to our guest, Quentin
46:00Quentin, ladies and gentlemen
46:03Let's reset the stage and find out the final score!
46:12That has surely put the gynaecological cat amongst the pigeons
46:18I mean, it has in a way
46:20And is in second place, but the winner with 18 points is Andy Zoltzmann!
46:28Andy Zoltzmann wins!
46:32Please don't pocket your things from our pocket!
46:49Andy Zoltzmann wins!