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00:00THEME SONG PLAYS
00:09Oi! What?
00:10What are you doing getting dressed? No, I've got to go.
00:13It's lunchtime. Kim's going to kill me.
00:15She's been running the salon all in her own, all morning.
00:20Hmm. I thought we could have a little talk.
00:22Hmm?
00:24Well, I've got 12 missed calls, eight...
00:26Oh, eight missed texts.
00:30In my Kim's standards, that is a lot.
00:32Yeah, right. Hmm.
00:35How about a bit later?
00:36Erm...
00:38Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
00:45I'm going to be so late.
00:47I can drop you if you want.
00:48No, it's... I'm just better off.
00:50Are you scared your little schoolmates might see me?
00:53No.
00:54It's just that I told Lily that I'd walk back with her.
00:57Hmm. So...
00:59Come here.
01:09What's wrong?
01:12I've got... I've got to go.
01:15How long are you going to make me wait for?
01:18I told you, I'm going to be late.
01:20Yeah, but we've been seeing each other for weeks, like...
01:22I splashed out on dinner and everything.
01:25I know that. I'm sorry.
01:27I just...
01:28I thought you were different to the other girls.
01:31More mature.
01:34I've got to go.
01:36Hold on.
01:37Avani!
01:40Then, afterwards, come on, you.
01:43We'll get some burgers for dinner, yeah?
01:45I need to be cut up, darling.
01:47Well, I wouldn't mind going to the zoo
01:49and having a few burgers myself.
01:51What's all this?
01:53We are having a special day.
01:55Penny's given me a second chance by not going to the police
01:57and I just want to make the most of it.
01:59Right. Well, you make sure you spoil that little man, yeah?
02:03And you say, thank you, Nanny.
02:04I did.
02:05Oh, good boy.
02:07Shall we go see the giraffes?
02:08Yeah? Yay!
02:09Come on, then. We'll see you later.
02:11Bye-bye, Papa.
02:12Bye. Don't touch them. They smell.
02:15Here. Yeah?
02:17I hope she realises how much Penny's put on the line
02:20so that she doesn't get banged up.
02:21I don't understand why she would do such a thing.
02:23Yeah, well, that'd be a downer to Jack.
02:25Oh, and you were not coming home last night.
02:28Was that your way of saying thank you to him?
02:31I need more coffee.
02:32Mm. That's what you say. You're giving him a second chance.
02:35Have you not pressed send on the divorce application yet?
02:37What? You what?
02:39Oh, I'm on a lunch break, you see.
02:40Yeah. Because I've been juggling all these customers
02:42while you've been getting...
02:44You'd better get on, then.
02:45You're late already.
02:52Right, so what's all this in aid of, then?
02:55But could I not just buy my cousin lunch?
02:57Er, I thought you were skimmed.
03:01I just... I just want to talk.
03:03Talk?
03:04Well, you kind of freaked me out last night.
03:07You know what you said about your dad?
03:08You were going to ruin him.
03:10Oh, May. What? Don't.
03:11You've got to admit, it don't sound good, does it?
03:14I was angry.
03:15I'm still angry.
03:17It's just going to take me some time to get over it.
03:20I'm not going to do anything stupid, am I?
03:22Oh. Yeah, OK.
03:28Five minutes from now, he'll be sparked out from a sugar crash.
03:31So has the man who fell asleep next to him on the sofa last night.
03:36How are you doing?
03:37Yeah, in my condition, it's a minor miracle
03:40if I make it through the day, so...
03:42I make no apology for napping with this one.
03:45Oh, honey's seen you like this.
03:47No, maternal, I suppose.
03:49Maternal?
03:51This woman raised four kids by herself.
03:54Yeah, I know.
03:56Whilst also running a family business.
03:58Suki is the very definition of a tiger mum.
04:02Yeah, Nish, I was just joking.
04:04I know Suki loves children.
04:05Yeah, sometimes, and I include my own in that.
04:08Tell me about it.
04:09It's just that this little one makes you look so easy, don't you, bub?
04:12Eh?
04:14Excuse me.
04:15SHE GROANS
04:16Oh, dear.
04:21Strange, though, seeing you two pound happy families.
04:23Oh, I'm not doing it for him, I'm doing it for the grandkids, Kathy.
04:27You know, with the way things are with Habiba,
04:29this might be my only chance to spend some time with Ty.
04:33I reckon Nish thinks he's got his feet back under your table.
04:36I don't think he's got his feet back under your table.
04:39I don't think he's got his feet back under your table.
04:41Suki, after everything he's done, are you sure you can trust him?
04:45He's nothing to worry about, Kathy. He can barely walk.
04:47Are you sure?
04:49There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal.
04:54I don't know why you don't tell me what's going on with you and Jack.
04:57I mean, we tell each other everything, innit?
04:59I don't tell you nothing.
05:01What?
05:02To have it all round the square.
05:03You do know that people call you Fox News.
05:06Oh, that's harsh.
05:07Fair.
05:08I just, um, I wanted to check you were OK.
05:11Oh, I think she's OK.
05:13Yeah, well, there's more than OK.
05:15What you did for Chelsea, I did it for Jordan.
05:18Well, she owes you.
05:20We all do. And if there's anything at all I can do for you, you know...
05:23Yeah, anything, yeah?
05:25Hair, nails, coffees, anything you want, half price, OK?
05:29Just for you.
05:30I'm not going to do it for you.
05:31I'm not going to do it for you.
05:33I'm not going to do it for you.
05:34I'm not going to do it for you.
05:36I'm not going to do it for you.
05:37Just for you.
05:38Obviously not the coffee,
05:39cos I can just make the coffee for free, you know?
05:41I mean, I've just made you a coffee, I've got a coffee.
05:44You want a coffee? I've got a coffee, a tea?
05:46Um...
05:47So, you and Dad...
05:49you're back together again?
06:02Um, well, everything's kind of up in the air.
06:07A lot's gone on.
06:09Yeah. Yeah.
06:11None of my business.
06:12As long as you're happy.
06:14Personally, I wouldn't be able to do it, but...
06:17What do you mean?
06:19Him and Stacey.
06:21All the lying and running about behind your back.
06:25What that did to you, to our whole family,
06:28I just don't want us to go through all that trauma again.
06:30You didn't deserve it.
06:32And Ricky and Amy certainly don't.
06:34He's got this image, hasn't he?
06:36Jack Brunning, Man of Steel.
06:38But everything he touches ends up broken.
06:42We all go running back for more, don't we?
06:44If it was me, I'd have submitted those divorce papers
06:47a long time ago.
06:49HE SLURPS
06:52Penny.
06:54Darling.
06:55I know what you're trying to do, I really do.
06:59You're trying to hurt your dad, but it's not going to work.
07:02Because me and Jack, whatever our future is,
07:06that's up to us.
07:08Not you.
07:09Or anyone else.
07:11All right?
07:13Speaking of which, I'm meant to be meeting him down at Vig later.
07:17You'll be all right here by yourself?
07:20Me? Oh, well, actually, I've got...
07:22I've got...
07:24I've got no choice.
07:26Coffee, tea, tea, coffee.
07:33Left you on red, has he?
07:35Young Sheldon stood you up.
07:37That's tragic.
07:38Shut up, Tommy.
07:39Boring.
07:41Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.
07:43I wasn't trying to, like, take a nip or anything.
07:46I just didn't mean to wind you up.
07:48Are you all right?
07:49Of course.
07:51Lily, can I ask you something?
07:54Like, can you promise me you don't go no further?
07:56Of course.
07:58So, you... You're not putting me down, are you?
08:02What happened when you and Ricky, like, did it?
08:06What was it like?
08:07Avani.
08:08Did it hurt?
08:10Where is this coming from?
08:11This bloke you're seeing, he's not, like...
08:13You're not going to... No, I was just asking.
08:17He's not in in five minutes.
08:19Lily, I'm literally in there.
08:20Look, me and Ricky did it once and look what happened.
08:28Yeah, right, I was just chatting anyway, so I didn't get stupid.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Of course.
08:41Mmm.
08:42Like you lost a penny and found a pound.
08:45Yeah, well, things are looking up.
08:47Oh, and, er...
08:49Here's the mix.
08:50I...
08:51Well, I'm happy for you.
08:53I meant what I said about us being mates.
08:55Yeah, I'd like that.
08:56Yeah, we've got to stick together anyway, haven't we?
08:58Safety and numbers and all that.
09:00Looks like our granddaughter is getting the terrible twos early.
09:03Do you really think we stand a chance against her?
09:06Oh, and these will go down fighting.
09:09Mates, yeah?
09:10Yeah, mates.
09:18All right?
09:20How are you feeling after yesterday?
09:21Have you got a minute?
09:22Are you always?
09:23Let me munch this and I'll buy you a pint.
09:25No, can we go somewhere?
09:26Oh.
09:27Even better.
09:29I've got a proposition for you.
09:32I'm sorry that I missed your calls earlier.
09:34My phone's been on silent.
09:36Can you just text me when you get this, please?
09:38I feel like we should talk.
09:40I know...
09:41Just text me, all right?
09:42Barney!
09:46Are you all right after yesterday?
09:48You know I was only having a laugh.
09:50I used to.
09:51Oh, yeah, I hope you are.
09:53Barney Boyd.
09:55What are you two up to, eh?
09:57Nothing.
09:58Chatting. Nothing.
10:00Have you ever played Elfhammer, Barney?
10:02Hammer what?
10:03Or Hammer Wizards.
10:05Am I getting the name right?
10:06Thunder Mallet.
10:07That's the one. It's Barney's new video game.
10:10It's all problem-solving and strategy.
10:12Barney is brilliant.
10:14I can't even get past level one.
10:16Tell you what.
10:18Why don't you come out, have a go?
10:20Have you got the time?
10:21No, Avani wouldn't be interested in that.
10:23Well, how do you know? Have you asked Avani?
10:26Just a place.
10:28No, I'll come.
10:30What?
10:31Why not?
10:32Fantastic.
10:34Well, I'll get the chips and dips in
10:35and Barney can show you his Thunder Mallet.
10:46Tommy!
10:47How's your mum?
10:49She's still feeling ill.
10:51Yeah.
10:52She's still bad. I'm stirring clear.
10:54Will you get her to give me a ring?
10:56Yeah, anything she needs, you just let us know, yeah?
10:59Maybe I should make her my broccoli and cauliflower bake.
11:03Are you trying to finish her off?
11:05No, don't.
11:07Whatever she ate, it's going through her.
11:10Ate?
11:12I'm stirring clear, yeah, and you should too.
11:15Well, if you need anything, just give us a ring.
11:18Yeah.
11:23Oi, shift.
11:24Those chairs are customers only.
11:26You mean exactly mobbed, are you?
11:28Move.
11:29Maybe.
11:32Do you want me to call Ravi?
11:34What sort of mum lets her kid's lawyer around the street anyway?
11:36Hey, you've got home to go to.
11:38You can talk.
11:39What are you talking about?
11:40Avani. Chatting nonsense about how she's going to
11:43put up for an older guy.
11:45Classy.
11:46We'll see where she gets it from.
11:48What did you say?
11:50What did you say?
11:54Er, your dad, what do you want about?
11:56I want him to feel every inch of pain he's caused me.
11:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up.
12:00I want him to lose everything.
12:02Where do I fit into this?
12:04I did him a favour, yeah? Huge.
12:07Something he wouldn't want the world and its wife knowing about.
12:10And?
12:12Do I have to draw you a map?
12:14Right, you let him know that you know what I did.
12:19Use it as leverage.
12:22Yeah, he's already got your cards marked.
12:24This will be a way to get him to back off.
12:28What do you get out of it?
12:29Ten per cent.
12:30Of what?
12:31Of whatever moody dealings you've got going on here.
12:35I don't see how it ruins his life.
12:38Right, once he gets caught up in it all,
12:41it's not going to be hard to make him do more and more.
12:44Make him go deeper and deeper.
12:47Then we'll drop him in it, yeah?
12:48Make him lose it all, his job.
12:50Swaggering around like everyone loves him.
12:52On eggshells, everyone afraid of him.
12:54Jack Branning, Mr Supercop, all of it, gone.
12:58You could go to jail.
12:59Yeah, I know.
13:01Oh, what, you're telling me that you couldn't benefit
13:04from a copper in your back pocket?
13:06Nah.
13:07Sorry?
13:08You would never fall for it. I don't see it happening.
13:10Am I speaking well? She's literally there for the table.
13:12Look, look, there is nothing in this world
13:15that I'd like to put some proper on the old bill, yeah?
13:17Filth, all of it.
13:19But this ain't how you do it.
13:21I thought you had more of a pair on you than that.
13:25I've got to go.
13:27I'm fixing my mate's motor and a square, if that's everything.
13:30Yeah, go on, little boy, go play with your car then.
13:33Thanks for coming round.
13:35I know it's probably one-off, but...
13:36No, I had fun.
13:37Where did I get to again?
13:38A second-level slug-maidens' club.
13:41Where did I get to again?
13:43A second-level slug-maiden to the mud witch.
13:46Hey, yes, mate.
13:47I mean, you are a slug-maiden.
13:50Oh.
13:51But your boss is a mud witch.
13:52Right, well, that just means I have to come round
13:54to get a promotion then, innit?
13:55Barney!
13:57Tell me I'm hearing things.
13:58What?
13:59You're planning on sleeping with some older boy, are you mad?
14:01Who is it? Name and address, now.
14:03Mum, can you just...
14:04Give me your phone.
14:05What? No.
14:06Hand it over.
14:08You ain't having my phone.
14:09All right, then, we'll call your dad.
14:10Give me your phone, then.
14:11I ain't seeing no older guy.
14:12So what's Tommy talking about?
14:13Tommy, I...
14:15I...
14:16I only said that because I didn't want anyone to know
14:20that, er, it's Barney.
14:23I'm...
14:24I'm seeing Barney.
14:28Look, tell her.
14:31Finally, an end to all the lies.
14:34Mm-hm.
14:36Yeah, all right.
14:37I'll see you later.
14:40Barney!
14:43I'm...
14:44I'm going to go inside.
14:50What's the matter, Vic?
14:51Huh?
14:52I mean, what made you change your mind?
14:54Er, I just wanted a little bit of privacy.
14:56You know, just the two of us.
14:57I've got no complaints.
14:58Yeah. Mm.
15:02And I want to talk about Stacey.
15:06Stacey?
15:07Mm.
15:08Why?
15:09Why?
15:10Because we never have, have we?
15:12Not properly.
15:13Oh.
15:14Delays.
15:15If we're going to move forward,
15:16you know, make a go of this,
15:18then I'm going to need to know.
15:22I'll need to know what really happened between the two of you.
15:31Thanks.
15:40PHONE RINGS
15:42Barney missing you already?
15:48Look, I'm not here for a fight, all right?
15:50She's literally screaming my business all over the square.
15:53What do you expect?
15:54Tommy told me that you...
15:55Yeah, well, what are you doing listening to him for?
15:57Tommy?
15:59He didn't even think to ask me
16:01before you started going off on one.
16:02Well, maybe that's what we can do now.
16:07So...
16:10You and Barney?
16:12What? He's nice.
16:14Yeah, I know. Of course.
16:15I mean, he's lovely.
16:18Bit biz.
16:19But, um...
16:20That could be attractive, I guess.
16:21That could be your future son-in-law you're talking about.
16:24You haven't...
16:25What, with Barney? No.
16:26With anyone? Not with anyone.
16:28Good.
16:29Yeah, I mean...
16:30Don't want to be having this weird conversation with you anyway.
16:37Listen...
16:40It's natural.
16:42It's normal and it's healthy.
16:44And God knows when I was your age,
16:45I used to fall asleep dreaming about Richie Neville.
16:48Who?
16:49He was in five.
16:50He was in five for what?
16:55Don't worry about it.
16:56Look, the point is...
16:58I get it.
16:59It's frustrating and you think everyone else is doing it but you.
17:04How old were you then?
17:06Uh, you're not talking about me.
17:08See, I knew it. It's just one of these conversations
17:10where you just talk, talk, talk,
17:11and I have to sit and listen. No thanks.
17:13I wish I'd been older.
17:15Yeah?
17:16And I wish I'd waited.
17:18I am looking at you in the eye
17:20and I am telling you I wish I had.
17:23For what? The love of your life?
17:25No.
17:27For someone nicer.
17:29Someone who I properly liked.
17:32I was hanging about with this bloke.
17:33Part of our group of mates.
17:34He was handsome but boring as.
17:39It was obvious what he wanted from me.
17:43He didn't.
17:44Oh, nothing like that.
17:47I was just...
17:49I was scared if I didn't, he'd dump me.
17:53And?
17:56He dumped me anyway.
17:58Got what he wanted and then moved on.
18:01He's fat, bald and divorced now.
18:05Look, for the first time,
18:08it doesn't have to be the love of your life,
18:10but it should be with someone who you have fun with.
18:15Someone who you know likes you back.
18:17Someone who makes you laugh.
18:20And look, I'm telling you, baby,
18:22you're just too young for all of this.
18:25All you've got to do is wait a few more years
18:27and then it is in your life forever.
18:30And I promise you, you're going to wish you had this time back.
18:35And look, Barney's as nice as he is.
18:38I'm sure he'll wait, yeah?
18:41Yeah.
18:43Thanks, Mum.
18:46I love you.
18:47I love you too.
18:53Oh, my.
18:55You know Sulcan ain't talking.
18:57Do we really have to do this now?
18:59OK, when then?
19:01Haven't I demonstrated to you lately how much you mean to me?
19:05You know, jeopardising a relationship with my daughter
19:07to keep your one out of jail.
19:09Do you know, if we're going to be together,
19:10living on the same square as your mistress,
19:12having her in my face every day,
19:14then there's going to need to be no more secrets.
19:16Otherwise, you know, it's going to keep churning round in my head.
19:18There are no secrets.
19:20You're driving me mad.
19:21You ain't listening, are you?
19:27And I can't go there.
19:29I won't.
19:33What do you want to know? Everything!
19:37Right, so when did you first kiss, if you even remember?
19:41Listen... Sorry, what was the sex like?
19:42Was it good?
19:44Better than us? Worth it?
19:46Just stop. Did you even think about me once
19:48when you was covering it up? Do you know what, please?
19:50How did you keep it in for so long?
19:51Come on, because I want to know all your little tricks.
19:54And that's the thing, isn't it? Secrets.
19:57They're always driving us apart, aren't they?
20:00Every time.
20:02Stacey, the crush at Pickett's...
20:04I can't have it.
20:05I don't want no more secrets, Jack. None.
20:08All right?
20:15Aye.
20:16Business is booming.
20:17Mm, I've got Teddy to pay cash.
20:20Two-week trial.
20:21Mind you, once he's seen what we can do,
20:22there'll be no looking back.
20:23We should celebrate.
20:25I don't really feel like it tonight.
20:27Oh, come on.
20:28Not even a couple in the Vic, I'm proud of you.
20:31Or something a bit more fancy.
20:33We could go to the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet
20:36on the high street that we like.
20:38It's only another cleaning job, Harvey.
20:40And we can't afford it anyway, can we?
20:44OK, well, I'll get out of your way.
20:55I'll prove to you, over and over again, how much I love you.
21:02Chelsea and Penny.
21:05Keanu.
21:10Anyway...
21:13..you ain't exactly blamed in all this, are you?
21:18Crack started forming way before me and Stacey.
21:21Crack started forming way before me and Stacey.
21:26It was you and Ravi, wasn't it?
21:28Yeah.
21:29Or are we just going to forget all that, are we?
21:33What, so you can just paint me as the bad guy?
21:35Is that what we're doing?
21:46I get that you're angry.
21:48You know, what happened with Charlie, lying about my whole of it.
21:51But I don't want to be a constant reminder of that.
21:53So, if you don't want us to be, well, us any more,
21:57then I respect that.
21:59I do...
22:00..want us to be us.
22:03It's all I want.
22:10Well, then, why...
22:11I understand that you were lying to save my feelings,
22:14but I can't tolerate lying, however good the intention.
22:18It just drives people apart, Harvey.
22:22So, all I want from you is honesty.
22:25For all our sake.
22:26And that's what you'll get.
22:28I promise.
22:31I'm here for you, for all of you.
22:36You lot are my world.
22:39To varying degrees.
22:40THEY LAUGH
22:49Seriously.
22:50You know, Stacey and the kids, and Kat and Tommy.
22:55You're very good with him, aren't you?
22:58He's a good kid.
22:59Yeah, he hides it well, I think, sometimes.
23:02Yeah.
23:03What did you think to what he said earlier?
23:06What do you mean?
23:08Well, he made out that Kat had got some stomach upset or something.
23:11She told us she had Covid.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Maybe she didn't want him to worry.
23:16What?
23:17When was the last time you saw Kat?
23:18She's sick.
23:20The last thing I want to do when I'm laid up is see people.
23:23She'll be out and about again, you know, as soon as she's up to it.
23:34Yeah, call sent me, senor.
23:36So, how's the course going?
23:38Are you paying attention?
23:39Or are you tearing it up round Birmingham every night, eh?
23:42Oh, I'm just tired, Alfie, you know how it is.
23:45It's all good.
23:52Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
24:00Oh, so, that's it, then?
24:02Well, what else is there to say?
24:03If it sounds like you, I'm going to have to go.
24:05I'm going to have to go.
24:06I'm going to have to go.
24:07I'm going to have to go.
24:08I'm going to have to go.
24:09I'm going to have to go.
24:11I'm going to have to go.
24:12If it sounds like you, think there's a lot.
24:14What is that supposed to mean?
24:15I don't know, it just sounds like you think
24:17that I'm the one that's supposed to be apologising.
24:19Yeah, well, maybe you should have.
24:20Cos I'm the one who put my career on the line.
24:23Risked my own relationship with my daughter, and what?
24:25You drag up ancient history.
24:28Do you know what I think?
24:30I reckon you're just using me, ain't you?
24:32To get what you want, Chelsea off the hook.
24:34And now it's done. See you later, Jack.
24:37Go on, go and collect your mug of the year trophy on the way out.
24:40You know, I'm glad we did this now,
24:42before we made the mistake of getting back together.
24:45Actually, it's fine.
24:46I don't need to know the dirty little secrets
24:49about you and Stacey.
24:52I see you.
24:54Yeah, I see you for who you are.
24:57So...
24:59Divorce application.
25:03I'm submitting mine.
25:04I suggest you do the same.
25:06Put us both out of misery.
25:11DOOR OPENS
25:21Oi! Watch where you're going!
25:23Are you deaf or not?
25:27Watch your mouth.
25:29Mate, you're an embarrassment.
25:31Big man Brannan, you are nothing, yeah?
25:34You couldn't even protect your own daughter.
25:36Stay away from Penny. What are you going to do?
25:38Are you going to put me in a wheelchair or not?
25:40Oh!
25:58Right. Popcorn, sweets, chocolate, wine.
26:01You sure you don't want anything?
26:03Thanks, Mum.
26:04It's just a bit popcorn.
26:05You know what I mean.
26:07Yeah, well, thanks for being honest with me.
26:10Finally.
26:12Yeah.
26:13Mum, can you promise that you won't tell Dad about Barnum?
26:17Just know what he's like
26:19and I want to be able to tell him in my own time.
26:22Deal.
26:23Just remember, trust goes both ways, yeah?
26:27What's this all in aid of?
26:29Girl's movie night.
26:30How many movies are you watching?
26:31Just ring it up, Vinnie.
26:34Family discount as well.
26:35Oh.
26:38I get it, we're done.
26:39Delete my number if you're going to be so frigid.
26:45Pablo Boy, come in.
26:52Have fun.
26:53Thanks.
26:57I got your text.
26:58Look, can you make it quick?
27:00I've not got time to be messed about.
27:03What happened?
27:04I changed my mind.
27:06I changed my mind.
27:07I'm in.
27:0950 quid just got me footage of your old man smacking me about.
27:13I'm all right, by the way, thanks for asking.
27:15For real?
27:21What are you going to do?
27:22Are you going to put me in a wheelchair or not?
27:28I think you could call that leverage.