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Tauqeer Abbas

10/16/2024

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00:00A guy told me that people smoke and drink for a few days and get used to it.

00:04We have been studying since childhood, but we have not gotten used to it yet.

00:07We should have control over ourselves.

00:12I have seen some husbands.

00:14They deliberately stay at home in tension, so that the wife does not say anything expensive.

00:30I want to ask you first, do you have the number of Tameez?

00:37Whoever I ask, he tells me to talk to Tameez.

00:44I said, Baba, whatever I do, my wife comes in front.

00:48Baba gave such a great answer.

00:50Son, you drive a truck once and see.

00:52May Allah bless you.

00:55Okay, you are saying that you have a bungalow, a car, land.

00:58We have abuse.

00:59Give it.

01:02Yesterday, Satan told me to give someone's number.

01:04I said, give your number.

01:05He said, are you crazy?

01:06He is our chairman.

01:11A good wife is found in every corner of the world.

01:13But the problem is that the world is round and nowhere else.

01:20You see a boy telling me that life is going so strange.

01:23My heart is broken, but I am not getting time to be sad.

01:29Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.

01:32Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.

01:34Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.

01:37Maybe your memories are waterproof.

01:44We have made our lifestyle very strange.

01:46You see, the best place to sleep is the classroom.

01:48The best place to eat is the bedroom.

01:50And the best place to think is the washroom.

01:53And there is only one principle in love.

01:57And there is only one principle in love.

02:00And there is only one principle in love.

02:02And there is only one principle in love.

02:05You are also accepted.

02:06Your friend is also accepted.

02:10I feel like ironing cotton clothes.

02:12As if we have put the dead body in the right place.

02:18I said that I do not care about anyone.

02:21The light went off at that time.

02:26In childhood, we used to ring the bell of people's houses and run.

02:29And now life is ringing for us.

02:34Look for a destination beyond the destination.

02:36Look for a destination beyond the destination.

02:38Look for a destination beyond the destination.

02:40If you do not find a girl, look for an aunt.

02:43If you do not find a girl, look for an aunt.

03:00The heart is good and the mind is bad.

03:02The heart is good and the mind is bad.

03:04The heart is good and the mind is bad.

03:06Your message is not coming.

03:07What is the matter, child?

03:08The heart is good and the mind is bad.

03:10The heart is good and the mind is bad.

03:12What do you think, lawyer?

03:14What do you think, lawyer?

03:15What do you think, lawyer?

03:17We feel hot.

03:21So it is true that some things look good from a distance.

03:24Like relatives.

03:29I am saying that my tantrums have reduced now.

03:31When I was born, I did not talk to anyone for two years.

03:33When I was born, I did not talk to anyone for two years.

03:36Black chilies are so expensive.

03:38If it was white, it would have been so expensive.

03:44Brother, I thought what should I do?

03:45I bought a house.

03:47You bought it?

03:48Yes.

03:49You bought your own house?

03:52When the wife is angry, she goes to her mother's house.

03:54If the husband is angry, where should he go?

03:56I have seen a big priest.

03:58I have seen a big priest.

04:00The priest who gives amulets for the shop and for the security of the house.

04:03The priest who gives amulets for the shop and for the security of the house.

04:06He has a cc camera installed in his house.

04:13When guests come to your house, you also give green tea to the guests.

04:15When guests come to your house, you also give green tea to the guests.

04:16And the biggest advantage of giving green tea to guests is that

04:18first, the person looks rich.

04:20Second, the milk costs are saved.

04:22And third, the guest does not ask again.

04:24And it's possible that the guests won't come again.

04:30The situation has become such that people are saying,

04:32when will the good days come?

04:33It's so hot, when will the cold days come?

04:40In today's time, call the biggest fraudsters.

04:43What will be his ringtone?

04:49Hey brother, at least give me my loan.

04:54It's said that by giving water to the birds,

04:56you get married early.

04:57Believe me, today I caught two pigeons

04:59and gave them sugarcane juice.

05:04Before marriage, I also thought that

05:06after marriage I will rest, sleep a lot,

05:08eat good food.

05:10After marriage, I came to know that

05:12my wife also thought the same.

05:17Listen to what Babar Azam has said.

05:19What?

05:20Don't worry about our performance.

05:22Worry about your faith.

05:23Out of 24 crore people,

05:24not a single prayer was accepted.

05:30There is a lizard in our kitchen.

05:32It hides when it sees me

05:33and I hide when I see it.

05:34Is this love?

05:39There were not so many elders in our family

05:41that we killed to take leave

05:42in school and college.

05:48And it's so hot that

05:49I didn't hear a single word from the elders.

05:51There is nothing like this

05:52that used to be hot in our time.

05:58So those people who don't see

05:59progress in our country,

06:00they are drunk.

06:02And those who see progress,

06:03they are drunk.

06:08Tell me a car in the range

06:09of 40 to 55 lakhs.

06:11And also tell me

06:12where should I get so much money from?

06:16I don't mess with my wife.

06:17Why?

06:18Because she can wash dishes

06:19in the morning and evening.

06:20She can also wash me.

06:25My wife asked me

06:26to get a sugar can from the kitchen.

06:27I searched for a long time.

06:29I said, there is no can here.

06:30She said, I knew you were blind.

06:31You won't get it.

06:32I had already brought it.

06:37Tell me, why don't animals

06:38get worms in their teeth?

06:39They don't even brush.

06:44It's also true that

06:45a man loves a woman

06:46who listens to him carefully.

06:48And his marriage

06:49is with a woman

06:50who doesn't listen to him.

06:56This only happens in Pakistan

06:57that before marriage,

06:58the boy and the girl

06:59get married.

07:00If they say yes,

07:01then both get married.

07:02If they say no,

07:03then both get married.

07:09Tell me, these rich people,

07:10these rich people

07:11distribute blankets in winters.

07:12So why don't they distribute

07:13air conditioners in summers?

07:14They say,

07:15it's not at all necessary

07:16that the one who asks for goodness

07:17also wants your goodness.

07:23Let me tell you one more thing.

07:24A man's identity

07:25is not from wealth.

07:26It's not from wealth.

07:27It's from decency.

07:31I asked a drunkard,

07:32I said, tell me,

07:33what message

07:34do you want to give

07:35to the coming generation?

07:36He said,

07:37I will give this message

07:38to the coming generation

07:39that it is better

07:40if they don't come.

07:41The situation is very bad.

07:42I said,

07:43it is better

07:44if they don't come.

07:45The situation is very bad.

07:49If I talk about myself,

07:50my heart is very clear.

07:51Just like my bank account.

07:56Man, I am in favor

07:57of cousin marriage.

07:58Because the cousin

07:59is not mine.

08:04Since Pakistan went to the moon,

08:05the sun has come to the ground.

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