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00:00I don't listen to anyone's father today.

00:03I won't go with you.

00:05Otherwise, I'll come.

00:07Hey, grandma.

00:08What's the occasion today?

00:10Why are you asking me?

00:12Ask your daughter.

00:14Whenever she has to go to someone's house,

00:16she puts me on the trolley.

00:18To get the money.

00:20Today, I'm going to see a girl in the car.

00:22I'll get the powder and get ready.

00:25She tells me to go home.

00:27Why?

00:28I've kept the powder at home.

00:30What's the occasion today?

00:32Why are you asking me?

00:34Today, I'm going to see a girl in the car.

00:36To get the money.

00:37Hey, grandma.

00:38Ask her to get ready.

00:39She's been waiting for me since my wedding.

00:41She's been waiting for me.

00:43If I don't go,

00:44I'll get a new number.

00:46What do you mean?

00:47I mean, let's go.

00:48We're getting late.

00:49Listen to me carefully.

00:51I won't go without listening to you.

00:53I'll go wherever she goes.

00:56I don't understand you.

00:58What do you mean?

00:59I'll go.

01:00She didn't come to see me.

01:02It's my son's wedding.

01:03I'll choose my name.

01:05I'm his mother.

01:15I think Jandra is smart.

01:17Mr. Buchola.

01:18What did you do?

01:20Actually, I got a proposal last week.

01:22The girl's brother-in-law is a little fat.

01:24That's why I pulled his leg.

01:26Anyway.

01:27He's the boy's brother.

01:28And she's the girl's brother.

01:30Both parties are sitting in front of me.

01:32If you have any doubt, clear it.

01:34Mother, you're the elder one.

01:35You start.

01:36Brother.

01:37I wouldn't have come.

01:38Why should I listen to an old man?

01:40Whatever I do, you'll do it right.

01:42But he agrees.

01:43So, he brought me here.

01:45We can't even walk without grandma.

01:48I'm stuck here.

01:49If grandma doesn't want to go,

01:50I won't go either.

01:52He brought me here with great difficulty.

01:55My elder wife was very angry with him.

01:57I had to drag her out of the car.

02:00He loves his mother-in-law so much.

02:02You're right.

02:04If you love your mother-in-law so much,

02:06how much will you love your son?

02:09But doesn't the boy look too old?

02:13He should have been married by now.

02:15Very right.

02:16Very good point.

02:18Actually, all the boys who got married till now,

02:20some would give 10 lakhs,

02:22some would give 15 lakhs,

02:24some would give 20 lakhs.

02:25But uncle wants to get them married

02:27where girls don't give dowry.

02:29Wow.

02:30What a great idea.

02:32Uncle, you're in the right place.

02:34You're in luck.

02:35I didn't give dowry in the girls' wedding

02:37nor did I take it in my wedding.

02:39Forget about the dowry.

02:41You should only get one or two blankets.

02:43One for father and one for mother.

02:46Right, grandma?

02:47No, no.

02:48If you get a blanket, you're a grandfather.

02:50I say, if you get one,

02:51you should give her a lot of kisses.

02:53Forget about the dowry.

02:55It's a lot of money.

02:57You're right.

02:58It's a lot of money.

02:59Yes.

03:00Forget about the girl.

03:01We'll get her a photocopy.

03:03And one more thing.

03:06We don't give alcohol to the brides on the wedding day.

03:09What?

03:10Don't the grooms drink?

03:11No, no.

03:12The grooms drink a lot.

03:14Then they get drunk.

03:17What?

03:18This book came to my house instead of the groom's house?

03:21Sehrat, do something.

03:23If he doesn't come,

03:24I'll spend the rest of my life with brother-in-law.

03:26Is that so?

03:27It was so dark at the wedding

03:28that my brother read it?

03:29I'll do something.

03:31If he doesn't come,

03:32I'll call him sister-in-law and make him tired.

03:34Dad.

03:35Dad?

03:37Dad, listen to me.

03:38Mother.

03:39Wait a minute, son.

03:40Yes, tell me.

03:41She's our daughter Simran.

03:43And son, he's uncle.

03:48Yes, son.

03:49What were you saying?

03:50Nothing, dad.

03:51I was saying

03:52that brother-in-law is very handsome.

03:55What were you saying?

03:56Nothing.

03:57I was saying

03:58that sister-in-law likes me too.

04:01The girl is very beautiful.

04:03The couple will look good together.

04:06Here.

04:07If brother-in-law asks for anything else,

04:08tell us.

04:09Yes.

04:10Sister-in-law wants to eat chilli paneer, dal makhani

04:12and she must be craving for paneer.

04:14Wait, wait, girl.

04:15Are we going to get married or are we going to eat paneer?

04:17My daughter asked for it.

04:19She never turns away from me.

04:21The house in which two mothers-in-law become one,

04:23that house is heaven.

04:25That's true.

04:27In our house,

04:28mother-in-law loves us so much

04:29that people leave the evening meal

04:31and go to their rooms

04:32that love is about to begin.

04:36So, you like the boy

04:38and we like your daughter?

04:39Then tell me,

04:40what's the wedding date?

04:42For us, it's tomorrow.

04:44Then why late?

04:45Get up and kiss my feet.

04:56Like this?

04:57In front of everyone?

04:58Sit down, you old man.

05:00I didn't ask you to hit me.

05:04He's so funny.

05:06Even at home, people talk and kiss each other.

05:08You never know when you'll meet.

05:09People!

05:11People!

05:12I won't survive today.

05:15I'm here.

05:18No, no, mother.

05:19Don't do this, mother.

05:20All of you leave.

05:22I'm here.

05:23If someone dies because of me,

05:26don't blame me.

05:28Hurry up.

05:30I think you'll leave after the evening meal.

05:33You won't survive today.

05:34Whether I survive or not,

05:36I shouldn't survive.

05:38Why are you spitting on me?

05:41Give me water.

05:44If I die,

05:46should I send my blood to you?

05:48Mother,

05:49like a kite,

05:50you can't fly.

05:52There's no water between Punjab and Haryana

05:54as much as there is between you and your mother-in-law.

05:57Find out what happened.

05:59Son,

06:00this morning,

06:01I came back from serving my mother-in-law.

06:03I asked for water from your mother.

06:06You can't drink it yourself.

06:08Have you broken your bones?

06:10I'll skin you.

06:12I'll break your bones.

06:14But I'll drink water from this.

06:15If you serve your mother-in-law,

06:17you'll never ask for water from your mother-in-law.

06:19Drink it.

06:20Drink it quickly.

06:21Son,

06:23your mother-in-law is crazy about water.

06:26Daughter,

06:27you give him water.

06:28I make him drink water,

06:29but I don't make him drink water.

06:30He doesn't drink water in his body

06:32as much as he drinks water.

06:34I don't know what's going on inside him.

06:36Look,

06:37mother-in-law's son.

06:39How he talks.

06:41If he's like this,

06:42that's why he beats up the wrong people.

06:44He didn't beat them up.

06:45He made them happy.

06:47Then you should respect them.

06:50Mother,

06:51why are you so upset?

06:53Your mother-in-law doesn't treat you like a son-in-law.

06:55Then why do you make your father-in-law drink water?

06:57Give water to your mother-in-law as well.

06:59Here,

07:00drink it.

07:01It doesn't reach me.

07:02People's water reaches the sun,

07:04but it doesn't reach you.

07:05There's no difference between me and the sun.

07:07Right?

07:08You're more beautiful than the sun.

07:09The sun rises early in the morning.

07:11Mother,

07:12don't tell me

07:13that if your mother-in-law dies,

07:14then you'll have to listen to your thirsty mother

07:16and your thirsty son-in-law.

07:18Now, the water won't reach you.

07:20If your mother-in-law sees you,

07:21she'll burn you.

07:22The forest will go with the water.

07:24She won't wrap you in a scarf.

07:26I won't listen to him.

07:27Listen to him now.

07:28Give me the onion.

07:29Okay.

07:31Onion?

07:32Why?

07:33Give me some water.

07:40Here's the cheque.

07:41I'm here.

07:42I don't have any other job

07:43other than getting you married.

07:44But you have a very high budget.

07:46First, you asked for 10 lakhs.

07:48Then, you asked for 8 lakhs.

07:49Then, you asked for 5 lakhs.

07:51Now, tell me, what do you want?

07:53Now, we don't ask for anything.

07:55Now, we just want our son.

07:56That's enough.

07:57This is not fair.

07:59Actually, from now on,

08:00your son's marriage date will expire.

08:02If there's a divorce,

08:04we'll try.

08:05Yes, brother.

08:06We want a desi girl.

08:08Not a desi girl.

08:09I'm talking about a divorced girl.

08:11Why are you doing this?

08:13I'm your younger brother.

08:15My dear son,

08:16if I don't get you a lollipop from the shop,

08:18the coins with you will also stop.

08:20I mean to say, coins.

08:22Mom, why did you call him?

08:24He hit me first.

08:26What did she say?

08:27She said,

08:28if you hit him on the spot,

08:30the coins will stop.

08:32Oh, you mean to say, alloy?

08:34Then, leave the boy.

08:35Marry the boy's father.

08:37Of course.

08:38Have some shame.

08:39You were the first one

08:40who had a heart of stone.

08:42You were the first one

08:43who had a heart of stone.

08:44Stop your nonsense

08:45and listen to the boy.

08:47You are right.

08:48Actually, I have another proposal.

08:50But, I can't give it.

08:51We'll give you the girl.

08:52I will try my best.

08:53The girl is beautiful,

08:54well-educated,

08:55well-educated.

08:56But, the dowry is still pending.

08:57People ask for dowry.

08:58The girl's father says,

08:59the dowry is never.

09:00Tell me,

09:01how old is the girl?

09:04She is younger than you.

09:05Minimum,

09:067-8 hours younger.

09:08Understand?

09:09Leave it.

09:10But, don't worry.

09:11The proposal is done.

09:12Are you sure?

09:13Yes.

09:14Then, don't refuse.

09:15If you refuse now,

09:16I will get your wife

09:17divorced and get her married.

09:18You can't go back

09:19without getting her married.

09:21Now,

09:22let's go.

09:23Let's talk.

09:24Congratulations.

09:25Mom.

09:26Congratulations.

09:27Congratulations to all of you.

09:29Mom,

09:30my husband is getting married.

09:31You should also come.

09:32Mom, get up.

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10:51I'm sorry. If my grandson doesn't get married, I'll tell you.

10:55I swear it's that girl's fault.

11:03What can I say?

11:05I can't even speak properly.

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