Teachers | show | 2001 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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Comedy drama that follows the exploits of school staff both inside and out of the classroom. | dHNfSE92MGRJOThJelU

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00:00Same with Romeo and Juliet. They were compelled to love each other, even though everybody

00:07said it was wrong. But you can't choose who you fall in love with.

00:10They didn't need to kill themselves over it.

00:12The only thing they ever wanted was to be together. They passionately believed in what

00:18they had. This was their ultimate dream.

00:20They would have got over it.

00:22They wanted to do things their own way. But the more they were forbidden, the more they

00:27wanted to fight for it.

00:28Have you never felt the urge to rebel?

00:32Miss Page's class was just reading the text.

00:35There's plenty of time for that.

00:37I'm only saying that...

00:38All right, all right. There must be something you've always wanted, something you've dreamed

00:42of with passion that nobody could ever take away from you, something you'd sacrifice everything

00:47for.

00:48I... I would quite like to play for Bristol City.

00:50You are one very sad individual. How about owning Man United?

00:56Yeah, all right, all right. I'd quite like to have sex with Ryan Giggs, please.

01:00That's more like it. I'll try and hold her to the first team, seeing as you are so nicely.

01:09Can I interest anyone in the Australian Women's Beach Volleyball Squad?

01:18I want you to teach me all of my classes.

01:21I want you to be headmaster.

01:26In fact, I want to be you, Simon.

01:31You are the best teacher ever, much better than that frigid teaching machine next door.

01:36Mind you, she has got a nice arse.

01:39Simon! Simon! Simon!

01:51You think you could make some more noise?

01:53Only my class is finding it too easy to concentrate.

02:02Oh, man, I'm fucking sore!

02:11Do you think you could undermine me a little bit more in front of my class?

02:14Only I don't feel enough of a twat yet.

02:16Grow up, Simon.

02:18Oh, and if by any chance you happen to know where Shakespeare's head is, I'd like it back, please.

02:22If it's not too much trouble.

02:25She definitely knows.

02:26Who knows what?

02:27Jenny. She knows it was us.

02:30Well, me, and she's power mad and she hates me and now she's even got me sacked.

02:34What we did was childish. It was hardly a sackable offence.

02:39Look, if you like, I'll go and apologise to her for all of us.

02:42No, because then she really will know it was me and she'll hold it over me for the rest of my life.

02:46You know what she's like.

02:47What is your obsession with Jenny?

02:49I'm not obsessed. She's obsessed with me.

02:52There's pub.

02:54Somebody call for me?

02:55My dad's got a client coming round. He wants to impress, so I said I'd cook dinner for him.

02:59And that's going to impress?

03:01Oh, fuck it. I'll cover one.

03:04I'm just wondering why Teddy Randall left school early.

03:08I think he said he had an urgent orthodontal appointment.

03:12Make sure Liz gets his slip.

03:16Why do you have to lie all the time?

03:22I'm sorry to interrupt, but your leader wishes it to be known

03:26she's moving your directive time to end of every Friday from now on.

03:30Oh, for fuck's sake.

03:32I'm only the messenger.

03:34Liz has got kids. Does that mean you fancy her?

03:37Your serve, quick.

03:38Oh, no way. Not now.

03:39You have to. Come on.

03:40For fuck's sake.

03:41Jenny!

03:43Simon wants you.

03:47We're all going to the pub. Do you fancy one?

03:50That would be lovely, but right now I'd rather nail my own head to the table.

03:53Fair enough.

03:57Two metres, unobstructed view.

04:00Tremendous.

04:02Well played.

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