Xena Bloopers, Blunders, & Wardrobe Malfunctions

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Xena Warrior Princess behind the Scenes Comic Relief #xena #comicrelief

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00:00Hi everyone, I'm Lucy Lawless and thank you so very much on behalf of all the cast and

00:08crew down in New Zealand and here in LA for your support over the last 18 months.

00:13It's been a real rollercoaster ride for us and the show has just been a phenomenal success.

00:18I hope we have not yet begun to peak, but your participation in that has been more than

00:24we dreamed.

00:25Thank you very much.

00:27We've got a lot of things coming up in the next season that we're very excited about

00:30and you as official members of the Xena Warrior Princess fan club will be the first to know

00:35about them.

00:40Who are you?

00:42They call me Xena.

00:43Xena?

00:44Amazing.

00:45My name is Xena.

00:46Xena?

00:48Amazing.

00:50My name is Xena.

00:51Xena?

00:52Ah!

00:53Bogorowski.

00:54Come at me again.

00:55Quick, quick, quick.

00:56Okay.

00:57That's a lie.

00:59Then why does every traveller, Bertina?

01:13Then why does every traveller...

01:15That is a lie.

01:19Then why does every traveller between here and Corinth have a story to tell about an army

01:23led by Xena?

01:24Get your people out of here now!

01:31They'll kill you.

01:33I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.

01:38I don't have any sleeves.

01:41Um...

01:42Hey, what's the line?

01:45I still have a few, uh...

01:47Okay.

01:48Chilp.

01:49They'll kill you.

01:52I still have a few ideas left.

01:55And who knows?

01:57Maybe I can turn this to my advantage.

01:58No, no, no.

01:59There's been a change of plans.

02:03There is a big shipment of gems coming in to Piraeus.

02:06Piraeus?

02:07Athens' entire army and fleet are there.

02:09You mean you haven't heard about the expedition?

02:12No.

02:14Most of Athens' army are on their way to Piraeus.

02:20Her smile is daylight itself, her voice as sweet as a siren's song, and when she takes

02:27that dress off...

02:28Sorry.

02:29Cut.

02:31Bastard.

02:32Oh, Fragrance.

02:33Oh, Fragrance.

02:34Oh, Fragrance.

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03:13He hasn't got an evil spot in his whole body!

03:16Oh, come on!

03:17We've all got an evil spot somewhere!

03:20Pull my finger.

03:26Your Highness, have you seen the kids?

03:29No, no, you, you, shit, shit, get down.

03:40I suppose this would follicwise into ya.

03:47Bad hair day, huh?

03:53Magmar told me that his former boss has got a big ego.

03:56Almost as big as yours.

04:00Nothing is as big as mine.

04:03Go on.

04:08When Malthus, no, I was joking, I was acting, I was acting.

04:14All right, we're secure, what's next?

04:16Well, I've got to think in reverse here.

04:18I slower myself down to the hoo-ha there.

04:21Then after I do that, you swing the box out

04:24when I do the yada-yada.

04:27Then I just return to the gods.

04:29We don't need it anymore.

04:39Most of Athens' army are on their way to Anatolia.

04:43Bugger.

04:45I left a friend back in the last village.

04:47She defends them.

04:51You know, I still can't believe it.

04:53I picked up the sword and it came right for me.

04:57Maybe they thought you were a threat.

04:59You're waiting for the right moment to say I told you so.

05:23Which one?

05:37Help me!

05:40They're bloody nesting in me.

05:43That's it, that's it, that's it.

05:46I'm not going to die.

05:48I'm not going to die.

05:49I'm not going to die.

05:51That's disgusting! Oh my God!

05:57This is Gabrielle we're talking about. How different can she be?

06:02This is Gabrielle we're talking about. How different can she be?

06:08This is Gabrielle we're talking about. How different can she be?

06:15Alright, go home everybody.

06:18Well I've got some bad news for you. You're not a warrior.

06:20Oh great, great. Hit a man when he's down.

06:22Listen, I've beaten the... whoops... Lisa...

06:26Let's do it again.

06:32You just made me mad now, little girl. Real mad.

06:41People like this used to be my victims.

06:44I keep that in mind every time we come up against a warlord like them.

06:51Sit. And action.

06:56This chamber is not only to the royal family.

06:59Good. I want you and Philemon to stay here until...

07:06And action.

07:08This chamber is not only to the royal family.

07:12Now we'll be right, we'll be right, we'll be right.

07:16Sorry.

07:17And action.

07:20This chamber is not only to the royal family.

07:31I just wanted to do that.

07:34Alright, alright. Just go on up to the nursery and I'll catch up with you there.

07:40Wait for me in my room. I won't be long.

07:45She's on the seashore, on the seashore.

07:48Peter Pfeiffer picked a peck of pickled peppers.

07:51A peck of pickled peppers Peter Pfeiffer picked.

07:55Peter Pfeiffer. Hey, come here Renee. Come on.

07:58The stars at night are big and bright.

08:03Deep in the heart of Texas.

08:07The sage and bloom is like perfume.

08:10Deep in the heart of Texas.

08:21Yeah, you two sisters.

08:23Maybe I'll try that.

08:25You see, I have a friend who's a bit intimidating.

08:28Who might that be?

08:29Her.

08:31Zina. Guess who he knows.

08:34Hercules.

08:35You're so good.

08:38I'm sorry.

08:43Don't you take another step.

08:45What are you doing? He's with Hercules.

08:47That's exactly why I don't want to met him out back.

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