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00:00We don't really cook, especially in the U.S.
00:02Everything's mostly, like, pre-packaged, warm-up.
00:05They already think we're fat slobs, as it is.
00:07I know. Come on.
00:08We don't need any more of this misinformation.
00:11Act like you make a roast beef once in a while.
00:19I'm sweating.
00:21Hot.
00:22Hi-ya!
00:24What are you doing?
00:25What are you doing?
00:26I was doing Pilates.
00:27And I was jumping in the bed.
00:29Both are ridiculous things to do right now.
00:32Ready for the show?
00:33Yeah, I was getting in a zone to prepare for the show,
00:36because I know tonight is going to go down.
00:38You can get in the zone now and get down.
00:40Oh, my God.
00:42Oh, my God. I can't with you.
00:44What is this?
00:45I think it's something you like. It's michelada.
00:48Yeah, right.
00:49You know, pretty popular in Texas.
00:51I've never seen this, and I live in Texas.
00:54What is this?
00:56It's like a beer Bloody Mary.
01:00Oh, this is disgusting.
01:02Uh, no thank you.
01:04And, uh, you can take that away.
01:06Babe, come on. It's on.
01:08Before the 90 days.
01:09Oh, I'm excited.
01:10All right.
01:11I cannot wait to see what happens with Sunny and Vaya
01:14and Rory hiding in the wings.
01:16You know what? This is not a good idea,
01:18and I'm ready to see it go down,
01:19because it is going to be bad.
01:21I am so excited.
01:22Chloe just passed her driving test.
01:24She did?
01:25She did.
01:26I was supposed to take her.
01:28You already took her, and she failed.
01:30She failed. I know.
01:31So I wanted to take her.
01:32Why am I high-fiving you?
01:33Yeah, you are. She just passed.
01:34I'm obviously the better teacher.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37Well, we can take her out to dinner
01:38later this week to celebrate,
01:39but now it's time for B90.
01:41Yeah.
01:42♪♪♪
01:45♪♪♪
01:46♪ Sugar, sugar, too sweet ♪
01:48♪ Got you looking at me ♪
01:49Mmm.
01:50Pomegranate juice.
01:51Squeezed.
01:52So good.
01:53Fresh.
01:54Adnan.
01:55Oh, this is the day after the wedding.
01:57Tiger Lily and Adnan.
01:59♪ Wanna lick my ice cream ♪
02:01This doesn't sound like a song
02:02that would be in Jordan.
02:03You wanna lick my ice cream?
02:04Appropriate in Jordan.
02:06♪ Sweet, la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
02:08♪ Wanna lick my ice cream ♪
02:10♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
02:11♪ My sugar, sugar, too sweet, too sweet ♪
02:15Maybe.
02:18Oh, that means they had a good wedding night
02:21instead of waking up at 2 p.m.
02:23Well, remember, we didn't get up
02:24until frickin' 2, 3 o'clock
02:26because we had the after party in our room and...
02:29And I've never slept that late in my life.
02:31That was the only night, morning, I mean, day.
02:33Afternoon.
02:34Yes.
02:35See, you don't even remember.
02:36It's all a blur.
02:38So, today, we're going to honeymoon to Petra.
02:42It's very important to me to show my wife
02:45my beautiful country
02:46before she going back to America.
02:49That's too tight of a schedule.
02:50They had to rush it.
02:51I mean, like,
02:52after a honeymoon like that,
02:53after a wedding like that...
02:54Yeah, you rest at the honeymoon.
02:55Nah.
02:56You rest at the honeymoon.
02:58You will be ready after 30 minutes?
03:0230 minutes?
03:03No, baby.
03:04Nah.
03:05That hair's going to take 30 minutes
03:06to get back in order.
03:0830 minutes?
03:0930 minutes, bro.
03:10Yeah, yeah, how about it?
03:11She got ready for two hours at an airport.
03:13He doesn't know his own wife?
03:15Come on.
03:16I have to have a bath.
03:17I have to do my makeup.
03:19Cruise is coming over to do my hair.
03:23Baby, we sitting in the car for hours.
03:25Why you want to make your hair done?
03:28I always need my hair done.
03:29You can do it there.
03:31No, no, no.
03:32You're welcome that I don't take so long
03:34to get ready.
03:35I agree.
03:36I appreciate it very much.
03:37I literally take the...
03:38You're very good at this.
03:39It doesn't take you time.
03:40I don't, like, curl my hair.
03:41I literally...
03:42Maybe 15 minutes, maximum.
03:43Maybe.
03:44Yeah.
03:45I'm very happy for that.
03:46When you have extensions like that,
03:47like, there's no way you could do that yourself.
03:49So you have to get your hair done every day?
03:52Throw it in a ponytail.
03:53Yeah, I guess you could do that.
04:06If she got ready in an hour,
04:07I'll be impressed.
04:08An hour later, look at this guy.
04:10Shirt's open.
04:11Don't even wear a shirt at that point, my guy.
04:13It's open very high, very low.
04:15Very low.
04:16It only happens to me...
04:17After a night of drinking.
04:18Yeah, it only happens to me 2 a.m.
04:19after a lot of drinking.
04:21It opens little by little,
04:22but not from the beginning.
04:29Three hours later.
04:33Holy s***.
04:34She's still getting ready.
04:36Oh, my God.
04:37That's what I would have estimated
04:38it took her to get ready.
04:39I just choked
04:40thinking about how irritated I would be.
04:42Well, part of it is
04:43gossiping with the glam squad.
04:45That takes a couple hours.
04:47That's probably it, yeah.
04:54Baby, this is so annoying.
04:56What, baby?
04:57Every time I am going to anywhere,
04:59I will wait with you for five hours.
05:01Baby, I have to get my hair done.
05:03Four hours to make your hair done.
05:06Here we go.
05:07The best way to start a conversation
05:09with your spouse.
05:10Baby, that's so annoying.
05:14That's insane.
05:15I would be up in that bathroom.
05:16Get the hell.
05:18And if not,
05:19I'll go back to sleep or something.
05:21You're waking me up, bothering me.
05:22We got to go,
05:23and then I'm waiting for you
05:24for three hours.
05:26You crazy?
05:27Hi.
05:28How are you?
05:30These clothes are not good in Jordan.
05:34But next time...
05:36This is not your business.
05:37This is my business.
05:43Oh.
05:44Oh.
05:45I'm not sick enough for her.
05:46She's showing a little bit of cleavage,
05:48but he looks like David Hasselhoff
05:50with his shirt halfway buttoned down.
05:52I love that his brother's like,
05:53be a man,
05:54and out he comes with his cleavage exposed
05:56and his murse on his shoulder.
05:58Very manly.
05:59I have a murse.
06:00I don't wear it like that.
06:01You're also not very manly,
06:02so you're not helping his case here.
06:04I don't wear it like that.
06:06Are you going to be in this bad mood
06:08for the rest of this trip?
06:11I don't know.
06:14Honk, honk.
06:16It makes me nervous
06:18that we have only been married for three days
06:21and we are already arguing like this.
06:24You probably don't remember this,
06:25but our first fight as a married couple
06:27was like on our wedding day.
06:29I remember.
06:30With the pictures and stuff.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Take the pictures, not take the pictures.
06:33I don't remember what it was.
06:35But you were ridiculous as always.
06:37But of course.
06:38Always my fault.
06:44One last flight.
06:46Oh, there it is.
06:48Niles!
06:50Oh, we're back with Niles.
06:52What's up, Niles?
06:53He has another flight to go.
06:55Niles, you're almost there.
06:56Almost.
06:57I'm just one very long flight away
07:00from meeting my girlfriend Matilda
07:02for the first time in Ghana.
07:05I'm probably going to run to her arms,
07:07not walk.
07:09Imagine a child running to go get ice cream.
07:12That's what's going to happen.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:15She's your ice cream, huh?
07:17I love that.
07:18I would run to a goat.
07:20I'd be so happy just to be done traveling.
07:23The final stretch.
07:27Oh, my God.
07:28Niles, I am so excited for you.
07:30I can't wait to see this stop.
07:32I can't.
07:34Finally, we are at the airport.
07:37I'm very happy to meet my babe.
07:39All the way from...
07:40Very soon, I'll be hugging him like this.
07:41Oh, God.
07:42When I see Niles,
07:44I will run and hug him,
07:46and I'm going to kiss him.
07:48I will say that,
07:49Daddy, welcome to Ghana.
07:51Niles will say,
07:52Babe, you look sexy.
07:54And he'll hug.
07:56You didn't say that to me.
07:57You didn't rug and hug me and say,
07:58Daddy.
08:00Uh-oh.
08:01Hugging. Sexy. Dang.
08:03I don't know who's more thirsty,
08:05Renee or Matilda.
08:06She is going to break him all proper.
08:17Where is he?
08:19Uh-oh.
08:21Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
08:22I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
08:28Come on, Niles.
08:29Get that courage.
08:31You better say she's hot
08:32because that's what she's expecting.
08:34Here I come, Matilda.
08:40There we go.
08:42There we go.
08:43Yay.
08:44Niles, you got this.
08:49Oh.
08:50Oh, my God.
08:51Stop.
08:54That is the cutest.
08:57Smothers in the airport.
09:04My love.
09:10Oh.
09:12No gonorrhea in that mouth.
09:15Niles is getting lucky tonight.
09:16I mean, he should be.
09:18Niles, just do it.
09:20There's nothing like being able
09:21to see it for yourself.
09:23Wouldn't you say, Matilda?
09:28I know.
09:29I know you can't.
09:31Stop it right now.
09:33Oh, wow.
09:34Even I'm getting emotional.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36From these two.
09:37They're so cute.
09:40So is my daddy.
09:41Hey, no more shooting
09:42from the waist down, are they?
09:43We are in public.
09:44You know this, right?
09:46Has he got a boner?
09:47That's what he said.
09:48He's wearing sweatpants
09:49and no more shooting
09:50from the waist down.
09:51His wizard staff went to full...
09:53Full attention.
09:54Full mass.
09:55Put the flowers in front of it.
09:56I know.
09:57You know how it was
09:58in elementary school,
09:59junior high?
10:00Junior high.
10:02This is what happiness feels like.
10:05All I can say is, wow.
10:10He's already about to get married.
10:11You see, like,
10:12just that one kiss.
10:13Uh-huh, uh-huh.
10:14He got a boner.
10:15It was like, yeah,
10:16we're getting married.
10:17He's really excited, this guy.
10:18I love him so much.
10:20This is a 10 out of 10.
10:21This meeting was a 10 out of 10.
10:23Wow.
10:24Best so far.
10:25Ever.
10:26Ever.
10:27I really, really,
10:28love chickens.
10:29And like I said,
10:30they really do have
10:31a wonderful personality.
10:32She's now Dr. Doolittle.
10:34She's been here for like five days,
10:35probably like the 700th time
10:36she's brought up chickens.
10:37That's a patient, man.
10:38At some point.
10:39Candy hair?
10:40Candy.
10:41With your hair.
10:42What?
10:43It's cute.
10:44It looks like insulation.
10:45That's what your hair looks like.
10:46Does my hair look like insulation?
10:47What's in this?
10:48Well, it's cotton candy.
10:49I infuse it with vodka,
10:51some candy,
10:52some energy drink.
10:54Enjoy.
10:55Well, I am full of energy,
10:56so there you go.
10:57There you go.
10:58All the sugars.
10:59Hello.
11:08Is that Chin?
11:09Oh, South Africa.
11:11Sunny and Veyon.
11:12The third wheeling.
11:14Where's Rory?
11:15Where's Rory?
11:16Are they going to find him?
11:17Are you sure he can't see you right here?
11:19It's going to be a...
11:21He cannot see you right now.
11:22You're stressing me out.
11:24Okay, get behind the trash can, Rory.
11:26Stay there.
11:27There's no goddamn way he finds Rory this fast.
11:31Like, he obviously didn't do a good job hiding him.
11:33Well, let's see if Vey even wants to hide him.
11:35So, when is she planning on introducing him?
11:38I don't get her...
11:39She might not.
11:40Maybe she's just going to be like,
11:41Oh, my God, look.
11:42Rory's here, too.
11:43What a coinkiding.
11:45Yeah.
11:46So, me and Rory came up with a plan.
11:48When me and Sunny leave,
11:50I'm going to text Rory 777,
11:53and then he connects it.
11:55Yeah, geez.
11:56They're coming up with their own language
11:58on how to exit.
12:00Why would she ask him to come?
12:02Like, he's literally hoping to break up their relationship
12:05and get her back.
12:06That's the only reason he would be there.
12:08That's the only reason any guy would go for this.
12:10Honestly, like, I'm not looking at Rory
12:13as the bad guy right now.
12:14Although, I still think he likes her a little bit.
12:16Definitely, they like each other way more
12:18than we have ever liked each other.
12:20777, my ass, I'll be like, f*** off.
12:24I'm just really excited and nervous and anxious.
12:26I could go through those glass doors
12:28and my life could change forever.
12:29Oh, here we go.
12:30Sunny's going to be excited.
12:32I feel a little bad for Sunny
12:34because he doesn't know what's coming.
12:42Whoo!
12:43It's hard to get into it.
12:45I know, because we know Rory's hiding in the fricking back.
12:48We couldn't get it
12:50out of him.
12:52Yay!
12:54Aw, Sunny, look at the smile Sunny has.
12:57Too bad Sunny's not in on everything.
12:59So f***ed up.
13:00She just went from one guy to another.
13:02He's going to think this is a beautiful moment.
13:05Yeah.
13:06And then he's going to remember
13:07the dude was hiding in the back.
13:08The whole time, he was played.
13:10On the camera, he looks so beautiful.
13:12But in real life, he's more beautiful.
13:15You can hold my hand.
13:18I have a surprise in the house.
13:19It's waiting for you.
13:20Don't worry.
13:21She's got a surprise for you, too, buddy.
13:24Yeah, I do.
13:26Shut the f*** up.
13:28You're lying.
13:29Already?
13:30That comes later.
13:32I would never take a sex toy
13:34with me to meet a girl for the first time.
13:36No.
13:37Never.
13:38No, although you did buy me something once
13:41for Valentine's Day.
13:42That was after we had been together for a while.
13:44Yes, but that was not a gift for me.
13:46That was a gift for you.
13:47Well, but...
13:48Under the guise of it being for me.
13:52Whatever.
13:59Oh, she's texting.
14:00What is with her man spread?
14:01I don't understand.
14:02I don't know.
14:03She about to scratch her balls.
14:04Right?
14:09There you go.
14:11Oh, there's Rory.
14:12What's up, Rory?
14:13I feel like I'm starting this relationship
14:15in person with a lie,
14:16and that was never my intentions.
14:18Yeah, definitely not the way
14:20to start a relationship.
14:22She just take two days,
14:23see that Sonny's okay,
14:24he's not a serial killer or whatever,
14:26and just tell him,
14:27okay, Rory, go home.
14:28You can go.
14:29Bye.
14:30Bye, bitch.
14:31It's going to be even worse,
14:33because she's going to wait
14:34two or three days and be like,
14:35hey, by the way...
14:36He's been here the whole time.
14:37Yeah.
14:38I would be even more pissed.
14:39Like, you've been talking to him
14:41this whole time?
14:42Can you eat my hair?
14:44My hair?
14:45Yeah, you can take a bite.
14:46It's cotton candy.
14:48It's sugary.
14:50Well, that's what it is.
14:51Wait, it's caught in my tooth.
15:02Oh, are we back in Nigeria?
15:04Nothing like street food, huh?
15:06Yeah, I mean, that looks good.
15:07Oh, it's Chitty and Rene.
15:09Chitty and Rene.
15:11I really, really, really love chickens,
15:13and like I said,
15:14they really do have a wonderful personality.
15:16I've named all of them.
15:17They always pay attention,
15:19and they follow me everywhere,
15:21and they, like, actually talk to you.
15:24She's now Dr. Doolittle.
15:27She's been here for, like, five days.
15:28It's probably, like, the 700th time
15:30she's brought up chickens.
15:31That's a patient, man.
15:32At some point, I would just be like,
15:33enough with the chickens!
15:36We had two chickens when we were growing up,
15:38but they knew their names.
15:40They were very smart.
15:42I don't believe that.
15:43I never heard of chickens.
15:44Cynthia and Albert.
15:45You would call their name,
15:46and they would come running to us.
15:48I swear.
15:49You're making that up.
15:50I am.
15:51I don't make things up.
15:52I've never heard of such a thing.
15:54It's true.
15:55Chicken people will tell you that.
15:57Okay.
16:11Oh, my God.
16:12Did they all wash their hands
16:13in that same water?
16:15Have you ever been to, like,
16:16a fancy restaurant,
16:17and they give you, like,
16:18those wet cloths?
16:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:20That's nice.
16:21Dude, the first time,
16:22I had no idea what to do with them.
16:23No?
16:24No.
16:25This is gary.
16:26This is how you mold it.
16:27Right?
16:28Mm-hmm.
16:29Then you take it like this.
16:31This soup.
16:33It goes straight to your mouth.
16:35What is a gary?
16:37I think we've seen this before,
16:38maybe with Benny.
16:40Is it, like, a hummus-y type thing?
16:44Like, maybe pureed chickpeas
16:45or something?
16:57Hot.
17:00Well, that doesn't sound good.
17:02Girl, lie.
17:04Girl, lie.
17:06Don't disrespect the culture.
17:07Now eat the food.
17:09The soup was very spicy.
17:11I don't know how that baby
17:12was eating it.
17:13The kid is eating
17:14the spicy food.
17:15I love these kids.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:17Burning in there.
17:19So, what kind of soup do you cook?
17:21What kind of food do you eat?
17:23We don't really cook,
17:25especially in the U.S.
17:26Everything's mostly, like,
17:27prepackaged, warm-up.
17:29Girl, even I cook.
17:30Even I cook.
17:32No, no, that is not true.
17:34Yeah, what are you talking about?
17:35Don't throw the U.S. under the bus.
17:37I cook almost every day.
17:39Me, too.
17:40They already think we're
17:41fat slobs as it is.
17:42I know. Come on.
17:43We don't need any more
17:44of this misinformation.
17:46But, no, when it comes to cooking,
17:48I'm just, like, hot pocket pizza.
17:51I don't really cook.
17:56She's a TV dinner girl.
17:58Act like you make a roast beef
17:59once in a while.
18:01Bake it till you make it.
18:02You know?
18:03Bake it till you make it, right.
18:08Why do you look so angry?
18:10Oh, here we go.
18:12No, no.
18:13Get the popcorn.
18:14No. No.
18:16You telling her she looks angry
18:17is gonna make her angry.
18:19I'm not angry.
18:20No, but I see you all the time,
18:21and I'm just saying, like,
18:22throughout this whole time,
18:23you've been looking real angry.
18:25Renee, you need to respect
18:27these people.
18:29I mean, people say that to me.
18:31You do, though.
18:32But I'm not angry.
18:34You're unimpressed.
18:36Honestly, okay?
18:38There's no reason to be angry.
18:39Even if you don't like something
18:40I say, there's no reason.
18:41I am not angry.
18:42It may not be about you.
18:43I'm just stressed about my baby.
18:45Yeah, she's stressed.
18:46No, I'm just making,
18:47that's why I asked you.
18:48Yeah, I'm not explaining to you.
18:49I'm not angry.
18:50No, no, she's not.
18:51She's not, 100%.
18:52You understand?
18:54He's like, the husband's like,
18:55trust me.
18:56You want to see angry?
18:57You'll see it.
18:59Frankly, it seems like Renee
19:00is the one who's annoyed
19:01all the time.
19:02Yeah.
19:03I mean, I give Renee credit
19:04because if someone looks
19:05like they're angry at me,
19:07I don't say,
19:08****.
19:19Nothing bugs me anymore.
19:21When I don't get along with people,
19:22I move on.
19:23I don't linger.
19:29That's got to be really hard
19:30for her.
19:31For Victoria.
19:32That's her baby brother
19:33and he's blind
19:34and she's been like,
19:35his caretaker.
19:37And this lady swoops in,
19:39acting like she's his mom.
19:41Like it's, mm-mm.
19:42And this poor guy,
19:43remember he even said it earlier
19:44because he doesn't have his vision,
19:45all his other senses are heightened.
19:47So like, he just hears
19:48this chaotic conversation.
19:50He must be just like,
19:51so tense right now.
19:52Well, and not to mention,
19:53I'd be embarrassed.
19:54Like, I brought this girl here
19:56and like, she's already
19:57gotten into a fight
19:58with my sister twice.
19:59Twice.
20:01I get angry a lot.
20:03Yeah, we get angry
20:04or we get mad.
20:05But, you know,
20:06don't hide anything
20:07from each other
20:08and make it happy.
20:09Oh!
20:11You didn't know about that,
20:12did you, Niles?
20:13I feel like Niles
20:14has to know by now.
20:15Don't hide anything from me.
20:17Two bowls.
20:18Well, I didn't have one of those
20:19silver things to present it with
20:21and I thought this would be
20:22a little more dramatic.
20:23Oh, okay.
20:24Are you ready?
20:25Oh, God.
20:26What the **** is that?
20:28What does it look like?
20:29What does it look like?
20:31Something I'm not eating.
20:33What is it?
20:34Worms or something?
20:35No.
20:36What is that?
20:37Just grab one.
20:38I'm not touching.
20:39What is it?
20:40Seriously.
20:41Is that chicken feet?
20:43Holy...
20:44Get that **** away from me.
20:45That's disgusting.
20:46In honor of Renee.
20:48I just realized
20:49that those were toes.
20:50They're like,
20:51oh, my God.
20:52Why don't we go horseback riding again?
20:53We haven't gone
20:54since we moved to Mexico City.
20:55Oh, we haven't.
20:58Niles and Matilda.
21:00Our favorite couple.
21:01Officially.
21:03I mean, he's definitely our favorite.
21:04Yes or no?
21:05Yes, so far, yes.
21:06Good.
21:08Can you turn off the AC a little bit?
21:10No, I don't want to.
21:11Fresh air.
21:12Oh, there's no air conditioning.
21:13That's the same with here.
21:14Every rideshare
21:15or whenever we get a car,
21:16nobody wants to get in the car.
21:17It's like,
21:18oh, my God.
21:19It's like,
21:20oh, my God.
21:21Everybody wants to get in the car.
21:22Nobody uses their air here.
21:23Ever.
21:24Yeah, I mean,
21:25we grew up with cars
21:26that didn't have AC in Vegas,
21:27so we know how Niles is feeling.
21:30It's not good.
21:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:39Get the door.
21:40Stop, stop.
21:41No way.
21:42Stop.
21:43Oh, my.
21:45He's such a gentleman.
21:46Stop.
21:47Okay, good.
21:49Okay.
21:50And you?
21:51What do you want to eat?
21:54I'll try that.
21:55I think I should try that.
21:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:57You have to try it.
21:58Any gay man, too,
21:59would try fufu.
22:00Fufufu.
22:01He likes fufu.
22:03I'll try the fufu.
22:05Fufu?
22:06Little bunny fufu?
22:07I'm not eating fufu.
22:08I mean,
22:09there's a Cuban dish called
22:10fufu de platano,
22:11which is like
22:12mashed sweet plantain
22:14with, like,
22:15things in it.
22:16No, thank you.
22:18I ordered a soup.
22:20It's crab,
22:21smoked fish,
22:22snail,
22:23and goat's meat.
22:26Snail and goat meat?
22:27All of that together?
22:29Ooh, his stomach is gonna be
22:31popping.
22:32You know,
22:33I don't think I've ever had snail.
22:34I don't want to, either.
22:36Pick it.
22:37Just, just, just eat it?
22:38Mm-hmm.
22:41Timmy, Timmy, eat it.
22:42Okay, no.
22:43Did I have a show?
22:44I think I'm gonna be sick, Tim.
22:45Truly, I might need a bucket.
22:46Was that a snail?
22:48I don't know.
22:49It really turned my stomach.
22:51Have you eaten snail?
22:54A lot of people like it.
22:55I know.
22:56My family does.
22:57They eat it?
22:58They have.
22:59I don't, like...
23:00You have to try to do your best
23:02and be a good husband.
23:04Understand?
23:05As far as I understand...
23:15I don't know.