Mankind Vs. "Santa Claus" (Boiler Room Brawl)

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WWF Raw Is War (December 20, 1999)

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00:00Mankind moments from now inside this boiler room you're being forced to take

00:03on Santa Claus in a boiler room brawl now I know what Santa means to you I

00:07mean I read the book Santa villages the visits with the family I mean you can't

00:11be too happy about this I'm not happy at all about this my kids love that guy

00:15Christmas a few days away I love Santa Claus now tell me what am I supposed to

00:19do to prove what a tough guy I am do I slap him in his cheeks that are like

00:23roses do I kick him in his dimples so merry or better yet do I put a big boot

00:27to his nose which is just like a cherry does that make me a tough guy better yet

00:31maybe Mankind the king of the boiler room should give him a big knee to his

00:36little round belly and watch it shake like a bowl full of jelly would that

00:40finally make me look like a tough guy you answer me Michael Coase I really

00:44don't know am I supposed to take this match am I supposed to I think you must

00:51feel a goofy from Brad shows tear shot cuz I'm having an interview with Santa

00:54Claus right now I don't really need the they're in the boiler room wait did I

01:10just get my ass kicked by the Main Street posse that's embarrassing

01:15Santa there you are you old son of a gun listen I don't know what this is all

01:23about but you and I are supposed to have a match of boiler room brawl right

01:27now me and you you know what that means means I've got to kick your ass and I

01:31don't really want to do that I don't want to be on the bad boys list so I'll

01:36tell you what I'm going to do this is a boiler room batch the way you win is by

01:40leaving the boiler room first so look I really don't need this on my reputation

01:44or my conscience I'm gonna turn my back you walk out of the room you win that

01:49way you go back to the North Pole you tell mrs. Claus all the elves that

01:53you beat man kind of boiler room brawl probably good for okay okay I'll put you

02:00over don't worry about that

02:23I don't meet anyone in a boiler room brawl at that time

02:43again the object is what the hell there's two more

03:13here and later on the concrete floor man what a setup by Triple H it's

03:20different that's all this has been mankind's being decimated in the steel

03:28and concrete environment and mr. has just ate some steel there if that is the

03:34road dog and we think that it is oh look out here look out that is the road dog

03:41Michael that was a cookie sheet nothing sweet about it J.R.

03:47roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose

04:12I've got two words for all

04:19Triple H I know that nose anywhere Triple H Michael what a setup

04:28here's the winner of Santa Claus

04:31Stephanie and Triple H are making a mockery out of the holidays

04:35Frost nipping at your nose

04:39Oh Jesus Christ

04:43Oh no

04:45Oh Jesus Christ

04:47Oh

04:49That's it he's down

04:51I heard him explain as he rose out of sight

04:55I've got two words for all

04:57That's right

04:59Come in

05:02Triple H

05:04This is Bumsley

05:06I figure Hanukkah's just over with and Christmas is just right around the corner and it's the given season

05:11so I thought I'd come in here and ask

05:13not ask demand

05:15a match with The Rock tonight

05:17and not just any match because I want to make him pay

05:19for sticking his nose between me and Mick again

05:21I want a Brahma bull rope match with him

05:25Hey

05:27something funny

05:29Hey Al

05:31let me make something clear to you

05:33you never ever walk in here

05:35and demand anything

05:37you got it

05:39right

05:41shut up

05:43alright you got your match

05:45Brahma bull rope match

05:47you and The Rock

05:49you're on

05:51I'm going to take that bell

05:53I'm going to polish it up real nice

05:55I'm going to turn it sideways

05:57Al

05:59could you describe it in the hallway

06:01thank you

06:03I don't need any help this time

06:05you need help

06:07he's sick

06:09what's the matter with him

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