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00:00Have you seen our bathroom? I had no idea those guys were going to renovate it like

00:08that. What are you doing? Nothing. You're such a liar. Oh my god, what is this? It's just

00:18a drawing. You are so in love. And since when can you draw like this? No, I'm not. You don't

00:25know everything about me. Just leave me alone. You're such a freak. Why don't you just ask

00:32him out instead of being such a creep and drawing pictures of him and a tom-tom? Just

00:37stop, Lena. I've told you me and Jake are just friends. Drop it already. It's a drawing.

00:42I'm bored. That's it. Besides, we came here because we were going to learn about ourselves

00:50and our culture and I don't know about you, but I have not learned a darn thing. It's

00:54like, no matter where we go, we just don't fit in. I've learned a lot. Alright, okay,

01:04maybe just a little. I think we should join a convent in Mexico. Oh my god. I think you're

01:14right. I was joking. No, no, hear me out. I think we need to go to the source. Columbia.

01:25Did you hit your pretty little head, Columbia? Hear me out. We've been doing this whole thing

01:30wrong. If we want to learn about where we come from, we've got to go to where we come

01:36from. You're right. Let's go. Let's forget all this. Let's go. So, it turns out that

01:59getting to Columbia was a little more expensive than we anticipated, but we ended up coming

02:05to Mexico for a couple weeks because really, at the end of the day, what's the difference?

02:09They're bed bugs. We ended up staying in this really nice hostel with a bunch of bed bugs

02:16kids from Europe. It's very interesting. If by interesting you mean miserable, then yes,

02:24it's very interesting. It's not that bad. Not that bad. Look at me. Look. I look like

02:31a leper. Let's not talk about how hard it is to get some food around here, okay? I can't

02:37understand what's on the menus, and when I asked that one waiter for gluten-free options,

02:42he did not know what I was talking about. Who does not know what gluten-free is? Gluteno-free-o.

02:48Yeah, he didn't even know what organic chicken was. You can't drink the water here. You can't

02:56eat the food. I don't understand how people live here. Well, we're only going to be here

03:00for another night or two, and then we're going to go, you know, head on over to our

03:05family friend's house that's going to take care of us and going to teach us how to live

03:09like the locals, and we're going to be completely immersed into the culture. We're going to

03:13shuck some corn and skid a goat. Okay, they have markets there, too, you know. You know

03:17what they don't have there? Running water. Because Sven over there just used the last

03:22of what was left in the water tank. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. I have not showered in

03:26two days, Sven. You little shit. Go back to L.A., y'all.