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00:00:00Arrive late at an engagement party that I am throwing.
00:00:04Step two.
00:00:06Do not acquire a blueberry scone for sucking up.
00:00:10Step three.
00:00:12Bail miserably, buy cats, spend the rest of my life shopping from television in the middle of the night.
00:00:19Ha!
00:00:21There's everything.
00:00:23Love you much, Liam.
00:00:31Yes!
00:00:45Yes!
00:00:47Yes!
00:00:49My cousin Emily.
00:00:51The sweetest woman on the planet.
00:00:53And the closest thing I've ever had to a sister.
00:00:56Stunning, rich, and oozing kindness.
00:00:58I should probably hate her, but it's impossible.
00:01:02Oh, it's incredible.
00:01:06Why were we whispering?
00:01:07Because no one's seen me yet.
00:01:08I want to make an entrance.
00:01:09Go in and announce me.
00:01:10You're so funny.
00:01:11Okay, go in there and announce me.
00:01:12Okay, quick!
00:01:18Hello, Aunt Olivia.
00:01:19Sorry I'm late.
00:01:22Tardiness does not suit a new business.
00:01:24Aunt Olivia.
00:01:25Aunt Olivia.
00:01:27The very definition of rich and powerful.
00:01:29And the closest thing I have to a role model.
00:01:33I know, I'm sorry.
00:01:35My purse broke on me and then I tried to get you the blueberry scone.
00:01:38Nobody appreciates the charming tales of your mishaps more than I do.
00:01:41But it is time to greet our guests.
00:01:44Absolutely, I agree.
00:01:46And I assume everything else is in order.
00:01:48One hundred percent.
00:01:49The dress fitting is scheduled for Tuesday.
00:01:51We are set to bake the cookie giveaway with my friend Charlotte Baker.
00:01:54I am prepping for the bachelorette party and I am finalizing with the caterer on Sunday.
00:01:58Well done, Kelsey.
00:02:00I took the liberty of inviting Marianne Camp to do a piece on Emily's wedding.
00:02:05And despite my distaste for the woman, if you impress her it's safe to say that your business will flourish.
00:02:12Wow, thank you.
00:02:13That is so nice of you and I promise I won't disappoint you.
00:02:16Oh, you never do.
00:02:18The rare Aunt Olivia compliment.
00:02:19Except for that blueberry scone.
00:02:21Oh, there it goes.
00:02:24Oh, I tried to...
00:02:25Luckily someone else brought one.
00:02:29Who?
00:02:46Hello everyone.
00:02:48I would like to thank you all for joining us this morning.
00:02:51We will be making a formal announcement in a little bit, but for now I would like to present to you the bride-to-be, Miss Emily Wilson.
00:03:04Thank you for that, Kelsey.
00:03:06That was so kind and unexpected.
00:03:19How's this going?
00:03:20Oh, it wasn't for me.
00:03:23It was her favorite.
00:03:28That's some sort of lucky guess.
00:03:30No, I did my research.
00:03:32That's part of my job, Kelsey.
00:03:37So you knew who I was.
00:03:39Well, not for sure.
00:03:41I saw some pictures.
00:03:43Old ones.
00:03:45What did you say your name was again?
00:03:46I didn't.
00:03:48Emily.
00:03:49You look incredible.
00:03:50Oh, please.
00:03:51I completely forgot this was happening today.
00:03:53So you two have met?
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:56We met this morning at the coffee shop.
00:03:58She has seven dollars.
00:04:01That's a deal.
00:04:03Kelsey, a moment.
00:04:05Ah, excuse me.
00:04:10I want to introduce you to Marianne Kemp.
00:04:12She is the chief editor of WeddingsDesJoursMagazine.com.
00:04:16Charmed.
00:04:17Pleasure to meet you.
00:04:19Kelsey is quite a firecracker.
00:04:21She just started her own wedding planning business and she's doing Emily's wedding.
00:04:25You're a very brave entrepreneur.
00:04:27Throwing your first wedding for your own family.
00:04:29You're going to need a lot of luck.
00:04:31Well, I believe the harder I work, the luckier I'll be.
00:04:35That's the small business spirit I like to see.
00:04:38Now, Olivia told me that the ceremony is going to be quite exclusive.
00:04:42Yes, immediate family only, followed by a grand reception.
00:04:44Tell me you have a great photographer.
00:04:46Only the best.
00:04:47Talented, artistic, and a very impressive portfolio.
00:04:50Do I know him?
00:04:54I don't know.
00:04:56Wow.
00:04:57Wow.
00:04:58Um, great.
00:05:00So give me the photos as soon as the wedding is over and an interview with the bride and groom and I'll see what I can do.
00:05:05Olivia.
00:05:08Well, you handled that very well.
00:05:12But can you handle that?
00:05:15Who is he?
00:05:16That, my dear, is the greatest threat to your business.
00:05:19How so?
00:05:20Connor McClane.
00:05:22Emily's ex, Connor McClane?
00:05:24One and only.
00:05:26Why is he here? Didn't he break her heart or something?
00:05:28Well, you could say that.
00:05:30Well, he could be planning to ruin Emily's wedding or your company or to steal all of our family money.
00:05:36I wouldn't put anything past him.
00:05:38Better take care of that.
00:05:40I'm on it.
00:05:43I am a fierce warrior.
00:05:49One second.
00:05:51I will be a polite, fierce warrior and wait until he's finished talking.
00:05:57Before I knew it, I lost my pants.
00:06:01It's so funny.
00:06:03One second.
00:06:04Sorry about that, Kelsey. What were you saying?
00:06:06I'd like you to leave.
00:06:08Sorry, what?
00:06:09You can't just storm in here and then try to ruin Emily's perfect Christmas Eve dream wedding and then crush her heart again.
00:06:13Well, hold on, hold on. I'm not going to crush her heart.
00:06:16We're friends now, okay?
00:06:18I just got into town and she invited me over for an eggnog.
00:06:23This conversation is not over.
00:06:25I would like to thank you all for joining us today in the celebration of my daughter Emily's engagement to her charming fiancé, Todd.
00:06:35Todd Branigan.
00:06:37The definition of charm.
00:06:39They met when Emily volunteered for his charity.
00:06:42Seems like a nice guy.
00:06:43He is.
00:06:45I only wish that my husband, Albert, were here today to celebrate with us.
00:06:52But I'm sure that he would be pleased to see all of your kind faces.
00:06:57So, join me in a toast to Emily and to Todd.
00:07:02Cheers.
00:07:04Nice to meet you.
00:07:05Cheers.
00:07:10Look, honestly, you have nothing to worry about when it comes to Emily and I. I promise.
00:07:15Good to know.
00:07:17But I can't promise the wedding won't be ruined.
00:07:20Ooh, great party.
00:07:21Wait, what?
00:07:23Hey.
00:07:24Excuse me.
00:07:25Oh, hey.
00:07:31Alright, thanks.
00:07:32Hey! Wait a minute.
00:07:35Sorry, I gotta go.
00:07:36No, not so fast.
00:07:40Hey, can I get your...
00:07:54Hi.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:56You can't just say you're here to ruin a wedding and then just walk away.
00:08:00But I just did.
00:08:03You said you don't have feelings for Emily.
00:08:06I know.
00:08:07I know.
00:08:08Okay, then what is your problem? You just don't want her to be happy?
00:08:12Look, here's the deal, Kels.
00:08:14Can I call you Kels?
00:08:15No, you may not.
00:08:17Alright, the truth is, I'm a private investigator.
00:08:20I was hired looking to Todd. That's why I'm here.
00:08:23Okay, who hired you?
00:08:24Sorry, PI client privilege.
00:08:27You expect me to believe that some mysterious person hired you to ruin this wedding?
00:08:32Well, technically, looking at Todd.
00:08:34But ruining the wedding is a potential outcome if my client's suspicions are correct.
00:08:39Okay, well then you're out of luck, bucko.
00:08:42Tell me I didn't just say bucko.
00:08:45Because I know Todd and he's a great guy, so...
00:08:49Well, then you got nothing to worry about, right?
00:08:52Yeah, I guess I don't.
00:08:54You know, if you want to make sure the wedding goes off without a hitch, you can always help me out.
00:09:01You can be a team.
00:09:03I am not helping you.
00:09:05Alright.
00:09:06Have a year away, Kels.
00:09:08Just thought I'd offer an olive branch.
00:09:10I'm sure I'll see you around.
00:09:11Oh, and if you change your mind, I'm going to be at George's. It's a little restaurant downtown.
00:09:15I'm not going to change my mind.
00:09:17I'm not going to change my mind.
00:09:18Oh, and if you change your mind, I'm going to be at George's. It's a little restaurant downtown.
00:09:22I'm not going to change my mind.
00:09:24Um...
00:09:30Just an update.
00:09:32Engagement party went well, despite a small hiccup when Emily's ex showed up.
00:09:37About to supervise the wedding dress fitting.
00:09:40Yes, it might cost more than my home.
00:09:43Love you much, Zane.
00:09:46Kelsey!
00:09:48You made it!
00:09:49Yes, and I brought the squad.
00:09:52Bridesmaids.
00:09:53The honor can bring out the best and worst in people.
00:09:58The jealous bridesmaid.
00:10:00Wishes it was her wedding.
00:10:01Describes everything as if it was hers.
00:10:04Seriously, Em?
00:10:05This is the exact same place I was going to buy my wedding dress.
00:10:09Oh, well, great minds think alike.
00:10:13Oh, we're just sitting here if you want to...
00:10:19The bitter bridesmaid.
00:10:21Recently divorced with bitterness still intact.
00:10:26Hi.
00:10:27No, it's not too late. We can still go to Fiji.
00:10:32Girls only.
00:10:35Oh, well, maybe.
00:10:36No, no Fiji.
00:10:38We're just in there if you want to just get going.
00:10:41Go there.
00:10:42And, of course, the lovely, but happens to be,
00:10:45And, of course, the lovely, but happens to be,
00:10:48clumsy bridesmaid.
00:10:50Oh, sorry.
00:10:51It's, uh, slicing out a cupcake in the car.
00:10:54Oh, it's all good. Don't worry about it.
00:10:58Okay.
00:10:59Oh!
00:11:00Advice.
00:11:01My mom still wants me to wear the Wilson dress.
00:11:04How do I sugarcoat, ew, so that I don't hurt her feelings?
00:11:08Traditional family dresses.
00:11:10Mothers love them.
00:11:12Brides hate them.
00:11:13This one has been handed down from a few generations of Wilson women before us.
00:11:18For anyone taking notes,
00:11:19how you handle this situation can define you as a wedding planner.
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:26Let me handle it.
00:11:27I'll sugarcoat it without her knowing.
00:11:29I'll say,
00:11:30you still have that one in mind,
00:11:32but you're gonna take this one as an option
00:11:35for backup.
00:11:38You're the best.
00:11:43What did she say?
00:11:45Um,
00:11:46she said that was so sugarcoated, it gave me diabetes.
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:52Um,
00:11:53I gotta take this.
00:11:54Yeah?
00:11:55Yeah, I'll go in there.
00:11:56Okay, okay, yeah.
00:11:59This is Kelsey.
00:12:00Hey, Kels.
00:12:02Giving more thought to my offer?
00:12:06Connor?
00:12:07See, you make a great PI sidekick.
00:12:10How did you get my...
00:12:13Never mind.
00:12:14Look, I'm pretty busy right now, and I don't...
00:12:17I don't have time for this.
00:12:18Yeah, having the perfect dress is important.
00:12:22I just hope she gets to wear it.
00:12:25Think about my offer.
00:12:37Is this everyone?
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:41Oh, Kelsey.
00:12:42So, for my wedding,
00:12:43I was thinking of having a tropical theme.
00:12:46Is that something you think you can do?
00:12:48Yeah, of course.
00:12:49I love your wedding.
00:12:51I don't have a date set yet.
00:12:53Or a boyfriend.
00:12:54But I will by December next year.
00:12:56Don't you guys just love Christmas weddings?
00:12:59Hey, what about Connor?
00:13:01I saw him at that party.
00:13:02I mean, I know he's a little bit of a dingbat,
00:13:05but does anybody not be single?
00:13:08Who's Connor?
00:13:09Uh, he's Emily's...
00:13:10Ex.
00:13:11Oh, don't get me started on exes.
00:13:14Em met him at spring break.
00:13:16When she introduced him to Mama Olivia and Daddy Albert,
00:13:19they did not approve,
00:13:20which, of course, only made Emily fall harder for him.
00:13:23She talked about dropping out of school
00:13:25and moving in with him and everything.
00:13:27Really?
00:13:29I didn't know they were that serious.
00:13:31Well, they definitely were.
00:13:33And one day, out of the blue,
00:13:35Connor made an exit.
00:13:36No call, no text, no nothing.
00:13:40Just gone?
00:13:42Apparently.
00:13:44Well, like the saying goes,
00:13:46give a guy your heart and he'll make out with your sister
00:13:49in a closet at a family reunion.
00:13:51Is that Nietzsche?
00:13:52Anyone want a cookie?
00:13:54I'll take that.
00:13:59You guys ready?
00:14:00Yes.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:04Okay, here it goes.
00:14:07Oh!
00:14:18I think even your mom is going to forget about the Wilson dress.
00:14:22So, we settled?
00:14:25I love it.
00:14:27Emily, you look beautiful.
00:14:30And in the same dress I wanted for my Christmas wedding.
00:14:34Oh, you just have it all.
00:14:37A little tight on the hug.
00:14:38Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:14:40So pretty.
00:14:43Hello?
00:14:45Oh, don't come in. You can't see my dress.
00:14:47I promise, I'm not here to barge in on girl time.
00:14:50Yeah, right.
00:14:51Okay, just a second.
00:14:53Here, you go in the dressing room and take this off
00:14:55and we'll go figure out what Todd wants.
00:14:57Okay.
00:15:06Is it safe?
00:15:08Yes, Todd.
00:15:11Wow.
00:15:13So, how's everything going?
00:15:16Great. Her dress is perfect.
00:15:19Oh, fantastic.
00:15:21Look, I'm not going to stay.
00:15:22I just thought I'd stop by with a little surprise for all you lovely ladies.
00:15:26That's you, Kels.
00:15:28You want to hand them out?
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:33Yes, thank you, Todd. Very kind of you.
00:15:35You're silly.
00:15:36Anything to keep my girls happy.
00:15:38You make sure Em gets this.
00:15:39Yeah.
00:15:40Let her know extra love.
00:15:42Okay, well, I'm running a little late. I got to run.
00:15:46See you guys soon?
00:15:48Bye.
00:15:56I've got to take this. It's the caterer.
00:15:59Hi, Marco. How's everything going?
00:16:00Look, it's going to kill me to fly in those lobsters.
00:16:05Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. Why are you crying?
00:16:10What's this?
00:16:11No.
00:16:16What do you mean you can't do the wedding?
00:16:19Look, I'm sorry that you and your wife are breaking up and a wedding would be too hard for you, but...
00:16:36You can't do this.
00:16:38You're cheating.
00:16:42No, not you. Sorry.
00:16:44Well, yeah. Yeah, you were.
00:16:46We had a deal.
00:16:50Marco?
00:16:55That was really good. Thanks.
00:16:56Thanks.
00:16:58Find something you liked?
00:17:00Maybe I should be asking you that.
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:04Emily loved the Stevenson dress.
00:17:06Perfect.
00:17:14So, what are you going to do?
00:17:16I don't know.
00:17:18I don't know.
00:17:20I don't know.
00:17:22I don't know.
00:17:24I don't know.
00:17:26So, is that a real Degas?
00:17:29Yeah. Actually, we got this at a show.
00:17:31I love your place. Thank you so much for all your help.
00:17:33My pleasure.
00:17:35Enough of this girly stuff. Can we please plan your bachelorette party?
00:17:40Look, all I care about is that I get to spend time with you girls.
00:17:43And the last thing I want is to be one of those women in t-shirts acting like it's her last night on Earth.
00:17:48Oh, but isn't that what we already have?
00:17:49Oh, no, we don't.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:04Are those cookies from Charles' bakery?
00:18:06He's making Emily's wedding cake.
00:18:08They sure are. I pick them up fresh every morning.
00:18:10Do you like one?
00:18:14No.
00:18:17Give me one.
00:18:19Bye.
00:18:26Morning, Charles.
00:18:31I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
00:18:34Charles, look, we went over this, okay? It's going to be fine.
00:18:37And I really need your help on this one, okay?
00:18:41And I will owe you big time.
00:18:43I'm a terrible liar. This isn't going to work.
00:18:45But you're not lying.
00:18:47But I already told Michelle that she could pick up her cookies from here instead of the bakery.
00:18:50Why would I tell her to come here? Why am I here?
00:18:52Because you are giving Emily and I a private baking lesson.
00:18:58And that's all true.
00:19:00I suppose so, but...
00:19:02Just keep her here long enough so she steps away from her bag.
00:19:05I can do my thing and then you just send her on her way, okay?
00:19:10But my cookies, I...
00:19:12Her cookies are ready now.
00:19:14How do I tell her that her cookies aren't ready when they are ready?
00:19:16They are ready.
00:19:20Okay, I'm only doing this so you don't have to lie.
00:19:24What? What are you doing? Don't.
00:19:37Charles, everything alright?
00:19:40He's fine, just had a little mishap with the ribbon.
00:19:43Oh, she's going to be here in ten minutes and that's not enough time.
00:19:48Want to make some gingerbread?
00:19:50I'm ready.
00:19:52Alright.
00:19:54Are you sure this is a good idea?
00:19:56I'm going to be giving my first ever attempt at gingerbread to every guest at my wedding reception.
00:20:00And the senator is going to be there.
00:20:02Well, that will just make them appreciate it more because it came from you.
00:20:05And besides, Charles will be here to make sure you don't make any mistakes.
00:20:10Morning, Charles.
00:20:11Morning, Charles.
00:20:13Sorry I'm a little early.
00:20:15Hi, Emily. And Kelsey, right?
00:20:18Michelle, what a nice surprise.
00:20:20Having a private class with Charles? He's the best, isn't he?
00:20:23The best.
00:20:25I'm so sorry, Michelle, to make you come all the way down here to pick up today's cookies.
00:20:29I know how strange that must be for you.
00:20:31Not really. You always have me come by if you have a private class, like last week, remember?
00:20:37I suppose I do.
00:20:38I suppose I do. Well, um, your cookies are just about ready and...
00:20:43Almost.
00:20:45Not ready. They're not ready.
00:20:51Well, Michelle, why don't you just take a walk or go freshen up or something while you wait for the cookies?
00:20:57I'm okay, thank you. They look like they're almost ready anyway.
00:21:09No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:11This flour hasn't been sifted yet.
00:21:14And you cannot mix baking soda with flour that hasn't been sifted yet.
00:21:17And this bowl is made for wet ingredients only.
00:21:20What are you trying to do to me?
00:21:22Michelle, I am so sorry. It's just going to be a few more minutes.
00:21:25No matter. I just have to call the shop and make sure Kendra can open for me.
00:21:32Oh, Kelsey!
00:21:33Oh, Kelsey!
00:21:35I'm so sorry. I'm so clumsy.
00:21:38Why don't you go wash up and I'll help Charlotte clean this situation.
00:21:43I would rather you didn't. Thank you.
00:21:55Hey gorgeous, thanks for the hookup.
00:21:59Dinner on Wednesday at Turbo.
00:22:04Oh, oh, sorry.
00:22:06Hey, sorry, I just spilled flour everywhere and I got some on your purse.
00:22:10Oh, thank you. You didn't have to do that.
00:22:12You know what, Charlotte, I really have to get going. Do you think I could just take these as is?
00:22:16Actually, the ribbon hasn't really been curled yet, so if...
00:22:19I promise I won't let anyone see them. Thank you.
00:22:27Kelsey, never do that to me again.
00:22:34Can we start cooking?
00:22:36It's called baking, my dear. Baking.
00:22:43Now, gingerbread is not your average cookie.
00:22:46No, it holds a dark history that you must understand before you can create your own.
00:22:53Now, the...
00:22:56The Armenian monk Gregory of Nicopolis first brought gingerbread to Europe in the year 992.
00:23:02But this is where it gets interesting.
00:23:04You see, gingerbread is not a gingerbread cookie at all.
00:23:08No, in fact, it is a comestible sweet loaf.
00:23:32Okay, here are my terms.
00:23:35I will help you look into Todd, and in return, you will tell me everything.
00:23:40No secrets. And if, and I stress if, we find anything, I will be the one to tell Emily, not you.
00:23:47Clear?
00:23:49Yeah, that's so weird, because I was giving my speech to you word for word.
00:23:52Ugh.
00:23:54Hey, relax. I was kidding.
00:23:56Very well. How do we start P.I.ing?
00:24:00Well, first grab a bite, because I'm starving, my lady's got to eat, and this is the best food you're ever going to have.
00:24:07Let me order you something.
00:24:09No, I'm here on professional terms, and I can order my own food.
00:24:13Okay, I only suggest it because I've had pretty much everything here.
00:24:18Well, how about I order your food first?
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:22Hey, hey, hey, Connor. I didn't know you were having a date.
00:24:27Oh, no, it's not a date. We're P.I.s.
00:24:32Okay, well, I will have whatever you're making back there. That smells so fantastic.
00:24:38And the gentleman will have the...
00:24:42What?
00:24:43I will have whatever you're making back there. That smells so fantastic.
00:24:47And the gentleman will have the...
00:24:51Lobster.
00:24:55Lobster? Are you okay with that?
00:24:58Yeah, it's a professional meeting. I like to be accommodating.
00:25:03Professional? Accommodating? You?
00:25:11I'll just get your food.
00:25:14Okay, first things first.
00:25:17Who hired you?
00:25:19Can't tell you.
00:25:21What? We just said no secrets.
00:25:23P.I. Code of Conduct.
00:25:25Anything else, I'm an open book.
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:29So, what made you change your mind?
00:25:32Well, if Todd isn't who he says he is, then I want to help protect Emily.
00:25:37You two are close, huh?
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:41Okay, well, what did you find?
00:25:44He has some unpaid parking tickets, stole a candy bar when he was nine.
00:25:49Wow, I thought you were, like, good at your job or something.
00:25:55Well, I guess not.
00:25:57But I did find a few leads that would suggest his family's not as well off as they say they are.
00:26:03Do you think he's after their money?
00:26:05Yeah, it's a concern.
00:26:07How not well off is he?
00:26:08I'm thinking bankrupt, but, um, I wouldn't know unless I got into his father's computer.
00:26:14You know, they're having a tree trimming party tomorrow night at their house.
00:26:18I'm guessing you're invited, right?
00:26:20Um, yes, I helped plan it.
00:26:22Why?
00:26:24That's perfect, because I could go in there, check out his finances, okay?
00:26:27What a perfect idea you just had.
00:26:29No, okay, sure, I'm just going to waltz in there with Emily's ex-boyfriend and everything's going to be fine, no one's going to be suspicious.
00:26:35It's perfect. It really is. Brilliant.
00:26:39All right, I got the penne alebiata for the lovely lady.
00:26:44And the fantastic lobster for you.
00:26:49Thank you, best friend.
00:26:51What are best friends for?
00:26:57Wow.
00:27:00This is incredible.
00:27:02I know, I mean, I made it myself, of course it's got to be good.
00:27:06I mean, hey, Italian. Italiano.
00:27:10Yeah, but, really seriously, but it means a lot. Thank you so much.
00:27:13No, seriously, this is amazing.
00:27:18Have you ever considered catering a wedding?
00:27:22I've never done one, but I'm sure I could.
00:27:26I just have to talk to my partner.
00:27:28Uh, Connor, what do you think? Can we do a wedding?
00:27:33Yeah, I don't see why not.
00:27:38This is your place?
00:27:40Uh-uh. Pump the brakes, sister. It's actually our place.
00:27:45Don't get it twisted, okay?
00:27:47Of course, he's the money, I am the talent, of course the looks, the brains, and also your server.
00:27:58Just hire somebody already, okay?
00:28:01Enjoy your food and they'll let you keep discussing your PI work or whatever you're doing.
00:28:06Look good in that shirt.
00:28:09Oh, and by the way, enjoy the lobster.
00:28:16Well, you are full of surprises.
00:28:19One or two.
00:28:24You're not eating?
00:28:26Um, I could, but I'm largely selfish, so if I do, I'll, uh, I'll die.
00:28:34I'm so sorry, you want to switch?
00:28:36No, only if you want to keep me alive.
00:28:39Okay, for now.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:56Hello?
00:28:58Kelsey, my dear, I'm running a little late to the party.
00:29:01Oh, no problem, ma'am. Do you need me to do anything for you?
00:29:04Well, I'm trying to avoid having to listen to Tim and Linda talk about their boat for as long as I can.
00:29:09Will you make an excuse for me?
00:29:11Consider it done.
00:29:15Bye.
00:29:17Bye.
00:29:19Bye.
00:29:20I'm trying to avoid having to listen to Tim and Linda talk about their boat for as long as I can.
00:29:22Will you make an excuse for me?
00:29:24Consider it done.
00:29:28Not even sure how to explain what I'm about to do.
00:29:31I'm waiting for someone who could potentially lead to the downfall of my first wedding gig.
00:29:37I send you this to assure you that, as always, I have no clue what I'm doing.
00:29:42Love you muchly.
00:29:50Love you muchly.
00:30:08You're late.
00:30:11Well, only if you're looking at the clock.
00:30:14Probably not.
00:30:16No, please, after you.
00:30:18You say something?
00:30:20Come on.
00:30:23So, where's the study?
00:30:25Upstairs. Why?
00:30:27Okay, well, I gotta get on this computer.
00:30:31Actually, I can make this work.
00:30:33Follow my lead.
00:30:35Okay, no, I would like to remind you that I have an actual job to take care of here.
00:30:38Yeah, perfect. You can do a little job thing to distract me.
00:30:41You seriously just didn't say my little job thing.
00:30:44I did.
00:30:45Oh!
00:30:47Glad you could make it.
00:30:49Good afternoon, Mr. Branigan.
00:30:51I have a lovely home.
00:30:53Well, better be. Cost me a fortune.
00:30:56Yes, sir.
00:30:58I'd like to introduce you to Connor.
00:31:00Kelsey's boyfriend. Nice to meet you.
00:31:02You as well.
00:31:04You have to forgive me. We're a little understaffed at the moment.
00:31:07I had to fire some of the help for stealing the nerve of some people.
00:31:11I know. Who can you trust these days, huh?
00:31:13Exactly.
00:31:15Excuse me.
00:31:17Understaffed.
00:31:19This guy's broke.
00:31:21Hey.
00:31:23What?
00:31:25Boyfriend?
00:31:27Yeah, I thought it'd be the easiest. Why? What was your cover?
00:31:29I was going to say we're catering the party, you know, the truth.
00:31:31That would have been good.
00:31:33Yeah.
00:31:35Well, it looks like everyone's busy here.
00:31:37Stand guard. I'm going to go search the house.
00:31:40Connor!
00:31:42Kelsey!
00:31:44You remember Linda, my better half.
00:31:47Hi. Yes, of course. Hi. What a beautiful party.
00:31:50Nothing but the best for our Todd.
00:31:53Have you been out to our boat?
00:31:55I've been toying with the idea of painting it again.
00:32:00But really, the whole thing is just so gauche.
00:32:03I could do without it. Honestly, I could.
00:32:06Do you think I could cut your tips?
00:32:12Kelsey?
00:32:20Yes?
00:32:22I was asking what you think of the idea.
00:32:27I, um, think it's a wonderful idea.
00:32:33Splendid!
00:32:35See, Kelsey agreed. I'll sing for their first dance.
00:32:38Oh!
00:32:39Audiences alike have said I sound exactly like Céline Dion.
00:32:47Well, then we're all in for a treat.
00:32:50I'm sure my aunts will love your rendition of My Heart Will Go On.
00:32:55So they offer benefits?
00:32:57No, they don't offer benefits.
00:32:59How about maternal leave?
00:33:01Who do I have to kill to get a drink around here?
00:33:03Oh, look! You!
00:33:05Oh, look what I found. I was looking for you for so long.
00:33:07Really?
00:33:09Here's my card. I'll meet you at Georgia's.
00:33:17Um, we were just talking about weddings.
00:33:21And, um, yeah, what does your dream wedding look like?
00:33:25Does my future husband own a law firm? The answer is yes.
00:33:29The theme is simple. Ice. Everyone's on skates.
00:33:31Now, I know what you're thinking. Where are you going to find a priest on skates?
00:33:34Well, taken care of. Canada!
00:33:36Hey, don't let me stop you. I'll be right back.
00:33:39I just know where to find the pink ones.
00:33:53Got it!
00:33:57Got it!
00:34:03Got it!
00:34:09We can't be in here. Hurry up!
00:34:11Come on. It's the standard PI work. Go watch the door while I try to get his password.
00:34:15Oh, crap. He's got a lot of security on here.
00:34:19Yeah, weird. How people like to protect their financial information.
00:34:22It's okay. I can make an educated guess.
00:34:25And you know him. Help me out here.
00:34:28No. Look, I barely know him, okay?
00:34:31Let's just get out of here and we can figure something else out, okay?
00:34:34It's not hard. Guys like this always pick something, um, arrogant.
00:34:39All right, come on. Think.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:51Is this normal?
00:34:53Do you always breathe this heavily when you do this kind of thing?
00:35:00Oh, my God. This is crazy.
00:35:02This is crazy.
00:35:08Uh, try get it all.
00:35:16That's it?
00:35:18You should consider doing this full time.
00:35:21Okay, let's just take what we need and get out of here.
00:35:23Okay. Copying files now. This should just take a minute.
00:35:28Can you make it go faster?
00:35:30Sure.
00:35:32Hold on. I've got a ball in my office.
00:35:34That's bad.
00:35:46Kelsey.
00:35:49What is this?
00:35:51Mr. Brannigan.
00:35:54I'm so sorry.
00:35:57We were just trying to get away, find a quiet place to be alone.
00:36:07You know how women get.
00:36:09Gotta keep them happy, huh?
00:36:17That we do, my boy. That we do.
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:25Well, uh, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:29Yeah, thanks.
00:36:51Ugh.
00:37:04Yep.
00:37:12You know what that means?
00:37:14Now, Kelsey, tell me why we don't push little boys at the playground.
00:37:19Because a Wilson is a Wilson inside and outside the house.
00:37:24Exactly. Good girl.
00:37:27Now, Kelsey, why don't we yell sexist pig at our school principal?
00:37:32Because a Wilson is a Wilson inside and outside the house.
00:37:37Exactly. Good girl.
00:37:39Exactly. Good girl.
00:37:42Kelsey, what do we say about sneaking out in the middle of the night with boys?
00:37:47Make sure we shave our legs first?
00:37:53Don't do it, because a Wilson is a Wilson inside and outside the house.
00:37:59Exactly. Good girl.
00:38:02I know, I'm late.
00:38:05Well, I see you didn't bring your newest accessory, Connor.
00:38:10Is this what you call keeping an eye on him?
00:38:14Well, um, sort of.
00:38:17Well, you know, you're a grown woman. I trust you to make wise decisions.
00:38:23You don't want to tell me how disappointed you are?
00:38:27We're not dating. It's complicated, and Mr. Branigan just...
00:38:33Well, my darling, we all need to indulge our sweet tooth every now and again.
00:38:38But Connor McClain is trouble.
00:38:44I know you think he is, but...
00:38:47He's a good guy.
00:38:50He's a good guy.
00:38:52I know you think he is, but...
00:38:55He's actually not that bad, and...
00:39:00I promise there's nothing going on between us.
00:39:03Are you trying to convince me or yourself?
00:39:11I have to go. I have to get to Charles Bakery. I don't want to be late for Emily's wedding cake tasting.
00:39:17Okay, well, don't let me dampen your newfound enthusiasm for punctuality.
00:39:23Okay, okay.
00:39:40Charles, you made it!
00:39:43Wait until you taste what Cheryl made for us.
00:39:46Honestly, it's garbage. It's just no good around the holidays.
00:39:49You should be sentenced to fruitcake for even letting you try it.
00:39:52Oh, Cheryl, it's incredible. Here, try this.
00:39:58Wow. This is honestly the best cake I've ever tried.
00:40:02I'm sorry, girls. I'll find you a new baker.
00:40:05No, you won't. I love this, and I love you. Thank you.
00:40:09Okay, um, I can't watch. I'll leave you to be.
00:40:13And, uh, please, give up on me.
00:40:16Give up on me. And don't even try the lemon cake, because I used Eureka lemons like a fool.
00:40:22What was I thinking?
00:40:29So, when were you going to tell me about you and Connor?
00:40:36Emily, I'm, I'm so sorry.
00:40:40For what? I want to hear everything.
00:40:43You're not mad?
00:40:46Why would I be mad? Connor and I dated like ten years ago.
00:40:50Yeah, I just, I thought he left you.
00:40:53Gals, we were kids. I mean, I will admit it was strange seeing him again, but when I saw him I didn't feel anything.
00:41:01He heard I was getting married and he wanted to wish me well.
00:41:04So, uh, you're okay with all of this?
00:41:08Wait, this? There's no this.
00:41:10There's no this.
00:41:12I'm about to marry the man of my dreams and my best friend is helping that dream come true.
00:41:18I'm always behind you, gals. Always.
00:41:24Wow. This is incredible.
00:41:28I think I found the one.
00:41:31Hey, look, Eureka lemons and everything.
00:41:34I'll tell Charl.
00:41:41I love you.
00:41:44I love you too.
00:41:52I love you.
00:42:03I love you.
00:42:10I love you.
00:42:37I'm out.
00:42:38What? No, you're not.
00:42:41Yeah, this was a mistake, okay? And don't tell me what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing.
00:42:44I don't even know why I agreed to this in the first place, okay?
00:42:47I love Emily and I never want to be a part of something that will ruin her wedding.
00:42:51Kelsey, come on.
00:42:53Look, I know you think I'm dumb, but I can see you're just using me to get what you want.
00:42:57Wait, when did I say you're dumb?
00:43:00I know you're smart.
00:43:02That's what I like about you.
00:43:05And you got the thumb drive.
00:43:09Come on.
00:43:13Okay, well, I'm only sitting because I want to.
00:43:18And because I want to know what's on the thumb drive.
00:43:25Did you find anything on it?
00:43:27No.
00:43:29No, it turns out they aren't broke.
00:43:31But that doesn't mean they aren't up to something real good.
00:43:36Three days.
00:43:38You come with me and we're going to follow Todd around for three days.
00:43:42And if nothing comes up, I'll call off my investigation and I'll leave town.
00:43:50Promise?
00:43:52Scout's honor.
00:43:54That's not the scout sign.
00:43:56Yeah, it's because I was never a scout.
00:44:00What do you say? Deal?
00:44:08Deal. Three days.
00:44:10Deal.
00:44:17Well, I happen to know where Todd's going to be Wednesday night.
00:44:21He's having dinner at Turbo's.
00:44:23See? We make a good team.
00:44:30Okay, well, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:44:38You know, if you're worried about him noticing you, we can always stop and get you more layers.
00:44:42Too much?
00:44:44Nah. Nah.
00:44:46Unless you don't want to breathe or see or anything like that.
00:44:50This truck is cold.
00:44:54What?
00:44:56I think we have something.
00:44:58What's he doing?
00:45:00I don't know.
00:45:02Oh, he's giving money to charity.
00:45:04What a jerk.
00:45:06Oh.
00:45:08Oh, it's probably his guilt eating him up.
00:45:12Huh?
00:45:14Oh, please.
00:45:16What? It's transference. I see it all the time.
00:45:19Whoa, get down.
00:45:23Come on, we've got to follow him.
00:45:25Be serious. Do your job.
00:45:27Okay, bye. Get off me.
00:45:29Okay.
00:45:35Okay, bye.
00:46:06What?
00:46:32What?
00:46:35I don't know.
00:46:41Hey, guys.
00:46:44Getting a little bit of a first date vibe here.
00:46:46Wine?
00:46:48Oh, no, this is, no, this is, uh, we work together, but thank you anyway.
00:46:52Uh, office romance?
00:46:54No, not exactly.
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:58We're not allowed to date here either.
00:47:01Forbidden love.
00:47:02This call's from Shiraz.
00:47:04I'll be right back.
00:47:15So, it looks like I'm a pseudo-PI.
00:47:18For what it's worth, I'm good at it.
00:47:21At least that's what my partner keeps telling me.
00:47:23Although, this case seems like it's a bust.
00:47:26Tonight's the last night.
00:47:28I think this will be my first and last job.
00:47:32Signing off, Kelsey Gumshoe.
00:47:35P.S. I gave myself an old school PI name.
00:47:39Love you muchly.
00:47:41Love you muchly?
00:47:45You always read people's texts?
00:47:47Um, sorry.
00:47:49Bad habit, I guess.
00:47:51Comes with the job.
00:47:53I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
00:47:56I don't.
00:47:58I was texting my mom.
00:48:00Oh.
00:48:02I shouldn't pry.
00:48:05She passed away a few years ago.
00:48:09I'm sorry.
00:48:13I'd like to still send her messages.
00:48:17Even pay her phone bill.
00:48:21Geez, that must sound really strange.
00:48:24No, hey, we have to keep the people we love close.
00:48:29If that's how she stays with you, then...
00:48:32That's how she stays.
00:48:35She was, uh...
00:48:37She was sick for a while.
00:48:40Aunt Olivia moved us in with her and helped take care of her.
00:48:46She was actually pretty great.
00:48:48And Uncle Albert?
00:48:54Enjoy.
00:48:56He wasn't really around a lot.
00:48:58He was traveling and...
00:49:00Whenever he was home, I would always hear him and Aunt Olivia arguing in the other room.
00:49:05I think he thought of us as more of a nuisance.
00:49:08Yeah, sounds like him.
00:49:15I don't think anyone's shown up.
00:49:17They had a dead end.
00:49:20Yeah.
00:49:22I think so, too.
00:49:28Do you want me to drive you home?
00:49:31Don't.
00:49:33Really?
00:49:36Come here.
00:49:38Enjoy.
00:49:44Wow.
00:49:45Wait. Wait. What?
00:49:47What?
00:49:49You're giving up? Seriously?
00:49:51Don't you have, like, a plan B or something?
00:49:54Well, he's not after our money.
00:49:56I looked into his work.
00:49:59I hate to admit it, but, um...
00:50:01I think he might be all right.
00:50:06Just when I was starting to enjoy myself.
00:50:09A little bit.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:14That's funny.
00:50:16You're not the pain in the butt I thought you were gonna be.
00:50:20Excuse me?
00:50:23Well, what? Trying to buy my scum?
00:50:25You're on your own with your mystery gift card.
00:50:27And then, stomping over in a huff, demanding I leave the party.
00:50:31Nose all cute and wrinkled.
00:50:34I didn't demand, okay? I...
00:50:36Not to mention the franigans party where you practically attacked me.
00:50:40Don't flatter yourself, okay?
00:50:42I was acting.
00:50:45And you weren't really a good kisser, so...
00:50:50Is that so?
00:50:52Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't wanna, you know, hurt your feelings, but...
00:50:56Hmm.
00:51:01Well, what if...
00:51:04What if we try again?
00:51:08Maybe I can do better.
00:51:14Well, if you want to try and redeem yourself, I mean...
00:51:21Oh, good to see you.
00:51:23How's it going?
00:51:24Good.
00:51:26Whoa.
00:51:30Is it still snowing out there?
00:51:32Uh...
00:51:34That's the woman I saw Todd flirting with at the dress store.
00:51:37Really?
00:51:39Wait.
00:51:41Is that why you brought me here? Because you didn't tell me about that before.
00:51:43No, of course I didn't. You'd think he's, like, cheating on her or something.
00:51:46Yeah, exactly.
00:51:55I am a fierce warrior.
00:51:57I will tell him what a no-good cheat he is,
00:51:59and I might even throw a drink in his face for dramatic effect.
00:52:02Kels, what are you doing here?
00:52:04What are you doing here?
00:52:06You're engaged to my cousin,
00:52:08and you're out here on a romantic dinner date with this...
00:52:10this...
00:52:12woman?
00:52:14By the way, I'm not throwing you any more business.
00:52:16Kels.
00:52:18Did you put her up to this?
00:52:20Hey, don't look at him, okay? I saw what you wrote in her book.
00:52:22You went through my book?
00:52:24I can't believe you did this to Emily, okay?
00:52:27I'm telling her everything.
00:52:29I was buying her dress.
00:52:33Wow.
00:52:35Kels, it was supposed to be a surprise.
00:52:37Okay?
00:52:39That's why I stopped by when you were there.
00:52:41Michelle and I have known each other for years, okay?
00:52:44She set me up with a good deal with the dress,
00:52:47so I thought I'd take her out for dinner to say thank you.
00:52:52Okay.
00:52:55Her husband actually set this up.
00:52:58That he owns this restaurant.
00:53:12Come on, let's... let's just go.
00:53:15Is this what you do, Connor?
00:53:18You spend your whole life trying to ruin Wilson women?
00:53:21I think it was an honest mistake.
00:53:25Kelsey and I will let you finish your dinner.
00:53:28I'm sorry.
00:53:32Just walk away, Connor.
00:53:35Yeah, I hear that's what you're best at.
00:53:39Wait, please.
00:53:50I really am sorry.
00:54:20Are you trying to ruin your whole life?
00:54:22Or just this job?
00:54:25How long did it take you to come up with that line?
00:54:28Well, I had the basic line,
00:54:30and then when Cheryl came over, he helped me perfect it
00:54:32when he delivered the cake.
00:54:36So he brought me here to just kick me when I'm down?
00:54:39No, of course not. I just wanted to make sure you were all right.
00:54:46I'm so embarrassed.
00:54:47Well, you can't expect yourself to be perfect.
00:54:51You still might want to kill me.
00:54:53Luckily, I was able to convince Todd
00:54:55that you were under the spell of handsome green eyes
00:54:57and had no idea what you were doing.
00:54:59She doesn't know?
00:55:01No, and she's not going to.
00:55:03Todd agreed that we should keep this between us
00:55:05and that we could possibly laugh about it when we're older.
00:55:14He really is a good guy.
00:55:15Well, I wish you didn't sound so upset about that.
00:55:20It's just, he's... he's...
00:55:22There's...
00:55:24He's convincing.
00:55:26Who?
00:55:28Oh, come on, Kelsey.
00:55:30I've raised you long enough to know what your looks mean,
00:55:32even if you can't see you've fallen for him.
00:55:38I wish you could see what I see.
00:55:40I know he's bullheaded,
00:55:41but he's actually really sweet and kind and kind of cute.
00:55:46What is that?
00:55:48It's from a check your Uncle Albert wrote Christmas Eve ten years ago.
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:53To Connor.
00:55:56Why?
00:55:58To buy him off.
00:56:00He said if he gave him the money,
00:56:02he would go away and never talk to Emily again.
00:56:04So Emily woke up Christmas morning and Connor was gone.
00:56:07And Emily's heart was broken.
00:56:10It doesn't make any sense.
00:56:13I mean, that doesn't sound like him at all.
00:56:15This is from another check that Albert wrote a few months ago before he passed away.
00:56:19Connor was facing him again for money.
00:56:22That's why he's here.
00:56:32Men.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:37Hey.
00:56:39So what do you think Todd would like best as an apology?
00:56:42Think about asking George to make him a fruit basket.
00:56:47Hey, look, I'm...
00:56:49I'm sorry I should have found out who she was long before we put you in that situation.
00:56:58All right, Kelsey, look, I can explain.
00:57:00Don't bother.
00:57:01I was just...
00:57:03I knew you were using me.
00:57:07I'm such a fool.
00:57:10Look, listen...
00:57:11I really felt something for you.
00:57:14And I thought we had something special.
00:57:15But I never want to see you again.
00:57:19Please, Kelsey, let me explain, okay?
00:57:20No. You know what?
00:57:21The worst thing is I don't even hate you.
00:57:23I hate myself for being so stupid.
00:57:36I love you.
00:57:37I love you.
00:57:38I love you.
00:57:39I love you.
00:57:40I love you.
00:57:41I love you.
00:57:42I love you.
00:57:43I love you.
00:57:44I love you.
00:57:45I love you.
00:57:46I love you.
00:57:47I love you.
00:57:48I love you.
00:57:49I love you.
00:57:50I love you.
00:57:51I love you.
00:57:52I love you.
00:57:53I love you.
00:57:54I love you.
00:57:55I love you.
00:57:56I love you.
00:57:57I love you.
00:57:58I love you.
00:57:59I love you.
00:58:00I love you.
00:58:01I love you.
00:58:02I love you.
00:58:03I love you.
00:58:04I love you.
00:58:05I love you.
00:58:06I love you.
00:58:07I've spent the better part of my life wishing
00:58:36for a whirlwind romance.
00:58:42And now I'll use the remainder wishing I hadn't.
00:59:05I think I'm gonna apply for the server position.
00:59:07Well, you don't have the personality or the looks for this fine establishment.
00:59:11Sorry.
00:59:12I don't know what to do, George.
00:59:14I didn't just blow this case, but I dragged Kelsey right down into it.
00:59:19Maybe there was nothing too fine.
00:59:21Either way, she's never gonna talk to me again.
00:59:24Well, wasn't that the whole purpose?
00:59:26I mean, you guys were just working together?
00:59:29Okay, you want me to say it?
00:59:32Yeah.
00:59:35I think she's incredible.
00:59:37You know, I can't stop thinking about her.
00:59:39I couldn't even sleep last night because I knew I was gonna see her this morning.
00:59:43I feel like I'm a kid at Christmas time.
00:59:47You're so adorable.
00:59:50Thanks. I appreciate that.
00:59:52But if I can't figure out a way to fix this, I'm gonna be less adorable and a lot more miserable.
00:59:57Well, you already are miserable.
00:59:59Listen, I'm here for you. Anything you need, I got your back.
01:00:02Can I give you some advice?
01:00:05Just tell her the truth.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:19I know you taught me to be strong.
01:00:21And I am.
01:00:23Well, I'm trying.
01:00:26If you were here, you'd say, stupid men lose smart women.
01:00:30And you'd stroke my hair until I fell asleep.
01:00:33I have a big day tomorrow.
01:00:37You have no idea how much I miss you.
01:00:40Love you much, Lee.
01:00:56Okay.
01:01:07Hi.
01:01:08Um, you go to the front and catch Emily's arrival.
01:01:11These, uh, we need more, so just go get more and put them in the back.
01:01:15Okay.
01:01:16No, this, uh, we need, this has five.
01:01:18We need six on each, on each thing.
01:01:20Okay.
01:01:21Thanks.
01:01:22Kelsey.
01:01:23Ah.
01:01:24Hey.
01:01:25Everything all right?
01:01:27Are you kidding?
01:01:28Look at this place.
01:01:29It's like a Christmas dream come true.
01:01:31Oh.
01:01:32What'd you do, go through my diary?
01:01:35Uh, no, I definitely didn't do that.
01:01:38Of course you didn't.
01:01:47Todd.
01:01:49Hey.
01:01:50I'll catch up to you.
01:01:54Look.
01:01:57What I did was awful, and I can't say sorry enough.
01:02:00And I should have come to you sooner to say thank you for not telling Emily, and I-
01:02:03Kelsey.
01:02:05I just wanted to say you've done a great job.
01:02:08It really looks like our dream wedding.
01:02:10Really?
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:14I'm, I'm, I'm glad you like it.
01:02:17I guess I should get going, though.
01:02:18Emily said if she sees me before the ceremony, I'm dead.
01:02:20And I actually believe her.
01:02:21Okay.
01:02:23Well, she's a very lucky woman.
01:02:28I'm the lucky one.
01:02:29See you soon.
01:02:39Hey, George.
01:02:40Perfect timing.
01:02:41Okay, I just got wind of two more gluten, dairy, carb-free dietary restrictions.
01:02:45Well, good morning to you too, sunshine.
01:02:47But that's something that we won't be worrying about.
01:02:49Yeah, certainly nice to hear your cheery voice in the morning.
01:02:52Well, I heard if you deliver bad news as positively as possible, the person takes it better.
01:02:59How bad, George?
01:03:01Well, the freezer malfunctioned overnight bad.
01:03:06Please say you're kidding.
01:03:08You should really swing by.
01:03:14Okay, do you know anyone we can call, and is there a way we can make, like, 200 pizzas look fancy?
01:03:19Please do me a favor.
01:03:20Just do not kill me, because it was actually his idea.
01:03:23And everything is fine.
01:03:24We actually ordered the food, and I got your non-GMO, the non-dairy, and all that kind of nonsense, whatever.
01:03:30George.
01:03:31You want me to go? Okay.
01:03:32Good luck.
01:03:41So is this what you brought me here for?
01:03:43Stand here awkwardly?
01:03:46Sorry, you just...
01:03:49You look so beautiful.
01:03:50Don't, okay? You're not allowed.
01:03:54You're right.
01:03:57Okay, look, I just wanted to show you this, and then, you know, you're free to go.
01:04:04What am I looking at?
01:04:06It's a deed to this restaurant.
01:04:10George was going to lose this place, and I wanted to help him and his family, so I took what I thought was a loan from Emily's dad.
01:04:21You seriously expect me to believe that?
01:04:25It's the truth.
01:04:28And then when I went back to their house at...
01:04:34He told me never to come back, or else he'd tell Emily I blackmailed him.
01:04:39Why didn't you just explain it to her?
01:04:44Emily loved her dad.
01:04:46All that would do would be to force her to choose, and as much as I cared about her, I didn't want to destroy a family.
01:04:58What about the rest?
01:05:01What rest?
01:05:02Before my uncle died, you extorted more money from him.
01:05:05Are you going to tell me it was to buy an orphanage or something?
01:05:08Look, that was something...
01:05:09Hey, you know what?
01:05:14I really don't have time for this, and I really don't want to have time for this, and I don't want you anymore.
01:05:21Look...
01:05:31There you are. Where have you been?
01:05:33Sorry I'm late. Connor tricked me into meeting with him.
01:05:36That's it. I'm going to sucker punch that man in the mouth.
01:05:39Well, I appreciate the support. It's okay. I took care of it.
01:05:43Oh, no. No, I didn't really punch him.
01:05:48I just told him that I never want to see him again.
01:05:52Well, in three hours, my dear, your job will be done, and we can drink all the wine at the reception.
01:05:58Yes!
01:06:00Sounds like a solid plan.
01:06:10Sorry, we're closed.
01:06:12Connor, right?
01:06:17You said I could find you at George's.
01:06:22Of course. Please, after you.
01:06:31Okay, smile, you two.
01:06:36Hello. Can I have a moment with the parents of the groom?
01:06:39Why, of course.
01:06:41I don't normally give interviews, but since it's Todd's big day...
01:06:44Well, thank you.
01:06:46Now, I heard that there's going to be a surprise musical performance.
01:06:49Can you speak to who that might be?
01:06:55Hello, are you with the bride or the groom?
01:06:57Hi, hi.
01:06:59I don't see a ring on your hand. May I interest you in the single section?
01:07:13Yes, of course.
01:07:43Please stand.
01:08:13Please be seated.
01:08:26Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Emily and Todd in holy matrimony.
01:08:34I ask that if anybody here knows any reason they may not be married, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
01:08:48Very well.
01:08:50Todd Branigan, do you take Emily Wilson to be...
01:08:54Todd!
01:08:59Get him out of here.
01:09:02Connor, go away.
01:09:05Emily, he's no good for you.
01:09:09Look, if you don't believe me, believe her.
01:09:20That's enough of this. Get them out, both of them.
01:09:23No, let him go.
01:09:26No, don't listen to her. Get them out.
01:09:28Honestly, Tim, this is a little big for you to try to strong-arm your way out of.
01:09:36Emily, I'm sorry to do this to you.
01:09:38Don't, don't, don't listen to him.
01:09:40Wait, just stop, both of you.
01:09:42Who is this woman?
01:09:43I...
01:09:44This is Veronica.
01:09:47Branigan's former maid.
01:09:52Tell me this isn't what it looks like.
01:09:54I have no idea who that woman is.
01:09:56Oh, I think a simple blood test would prove that you do.
01:10:01See, Veronica told Todd that he was going to be a daddy months ago.
01:10:05Instead of buying books and painting the nursery, he decided to ignore her and get married instead.
01:10:13But Branigan so generously kept her employed through her pregnancy until they found out who the father was.
01:10:22And then they did what any good grandparents would do and fired her.
01:10:26This isn't true. None of this is true.
01:10:31Look me in the eye and tell me this isn't true.
01:10:35Please.
01:10:36Dad?
01:10:46Oh, this is nothing.
01:10:49What?
01:10:51Don't let her ruin us.
01:10:52What?
01:10:53Hey, hey, hey.
01:10:54No.
01:10:55Emily, Emily, Emily.
01:11:02Ellie.
01:11:07You can't trust anyone these days.
01:11:09Right, Mr. Branigan?
01:11:12You're a dead man.
01:11:16If I were you, I would stay focused on taking care of that baby.
01:11:46You're stupid, Emily.
01:12:05You are not stupid at all, honestly.
01:12:10You are the best person I know.
01:12:14How did I not know?
01:12:20You did everything right.
01:12:26I was gonna be married.
01:12:29I was gonna have kids.
01:12:33Even get a name like Kelsey.
01:12:38You can still have all those things, okay?
01:12:41Don't let one bad guy change what you want.
01:12:53What about you?
01:12:57What are you gonna do about Connor?
01:13:02I have no idea.
01:13:04We should just go to Mexico.
01:13:07Ditch everyone.
01:13:09I fully support that idea.
01:13:12He did such an incredible job with this wedding.
01:13:14I'm so sorry.
01:13:15No, no.
01:13:16Don't you dare apologize, okay?
01:13:18You are my sister.
01:13:19I would do anything for you.
01:13:30Hi.
01:13:34Hey.
01:13:36I'm gonna leave you two alone to chat.
01:13:51You'd better have the best Christmas present ever for her.
01:13:55Yes, Emily.
01:14:07Your uncle.
01:14:09What?
01:14:11That's who hired me.
01:14:14Emily's dad, your Uncle Albert.
01:14:18That's what the extra money was for.
01:14:22So you weren't externing him?
01:14:25No.
01:14:28He called me near the end.
01:14:31He heard from one of his friends that I was a PI.
01:14:35He said that something didn't feel right about Todd.
01:14:40Now, you might not know this, but he was a bit of a control freak.
01:14:46He hired me looking to Todd.
01:14:48He said one dirt bag would be best at finding another dirt bag.
01:14:54Guess he was right.
01:14:56You're not a dirt bag.
01:14:58Most of the time.
01:15:01I'm glad you don't think so.
01:15:05Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
01:15:08That's okay.
01:15:10I understand why you didn't.
01:15:15Kelsey, I love you.
01:15:21What are you doing?
01:15:24I love you.
01:15:26Okay, so that's what you're doing.
01:15:28You're just going to walk over up to me and say I love you, and then everything's going to be all right and fixed and perfect?
01:15:34No.
01:15:35Okay, good.