Emmerdale 8 October 2024
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00:00Right then, I'll be clearing most of this up then, will I?
00:15Sorry, Lydia. Bit of a heavy night.
00:18So heavy you dropped most of it on the floor.
00:20Look, I'll sort it. Miss Kim, she's, er, playing silly games.
00:27Oh, I'd say poor you, but there's folk in this village with problems not of their own making.
00:31Oh, it's not a problem. She's just trying to make me jealous, but it's not working.
00:36Sounds very grown up.
00:37Exactly.
00:39Well, go on then, what did she do?
00:41Oh, she's just been out with that financial bloke, Peter.
00:45I mean, as if going out for tea with rent-a-date's gonna bother me.
00:50How about having breakfast with?
00:53You what?
00:54The kitchen's this way, isn't it?
01:01Grab a coffee?
01:02Oh, we've got coffee at home, and we need to get to the hospital.
01:05Yeah.
01:08What's up?
01:09Bit nervous about bringing him home.
01:12Yeah, same.
01:14But let's not think like that today.
01:16We've got three whole weeks with him.
01:18He'll be fine.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Right, I'll go and get something for Jenny.
01:26Hey.
01:27Can I grab the car?
01:28Of course, but it's failed its MOT.
01:31Seriously, for what?
01:32Well, I could print you out a list, but I wouldn't want to do that to the environment.
01:36So what's it gonna cost to put it right?
01:38Erm, about nine times what it's worth.
01:41So I'm gonna need a new car. Brilliant.
01:44Can you get us one?
01:46Of course. What kind?
01:48Cheap kind.
01:50How cheap?
01:51A couple grand.
01:52You do know that that means two thousand pounds, right?
01:54Yeah.
01:55Okay.
01:56You're not gonna get anything better than that for a couple of grand, mate.
01:59Unless you're in the market for a well-loved mobility scooter.
02:12You look like you just got out of that bin.
02:14Oh, does me having a good time bother you?
02:18Yes.
02:19Because all I'll be able to think about when I'm back upstairs with Peter is you and Jimmy
02:25crushing empty beer cans on your thick skulls.
02:28You know, your self-respect has gone through the floor.
02:31My self-respect?
02:33There's a bloke up there that's wearing my dressing gown.
02:36Not anymore he isn't.
02:38You're trying to make me jealous.
02:40Peter and I are going out for lunch.
02:42To that Michelin star place.
02:45Shall I order you in some peanuts and beer for another knuckle-dragging day of frying your brain cells?
02:51I can look after myself, ta.
02:53Oh, well that's fortunate.
02:55Because you're gonna have to soon.
03:04Hello, mate.
03:07No school?
03:08I feel sick.
03:09Oh.
03:11You, er, you seen my phone?
03:13I haven't got it.
03:14Yeah, I just think I left it this morning.
03:17Ah.
03:20What's up?
03:21Nothing.
03:23You sure?
03:24Sure.
03:26Oh, as if.
03:33Please send.
03:34So what, I've just forgot this.
03:36Did you remember your wallet?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Good, you can get a shop in then, eh?
03:41Oh, well I am slightly injured.
03:43So I'll take your time.
03:44Okay.
03:45I'll see you later.
03:47See you, Karl.
03:49See ya.
03:50Oh.
03:51How are you feeling?
03:53Okay.
03:55Come on.
03:56Oh, hang on.
03:57Come in!
03:59Oh, hiya.
04:00You sick as well?
04:02Yeah, sick of my mum.
04:03Right, shift up.
04:07Even better, Karl, erm, big basket of socks upstairs.
04:10Go pair them up and I'll give you a quid.
04:20Oh, er, we won't trouble you further.
04:22We're off for a delightful lunch.
04:25Has he got my shirt on?
04:27Oh, I believe he has.
04:29It's a bit loose around the gut, actually.
04:32But my one had lipstick on.
04:35But my one had lipstick all over the collar.
04:37Sorry.
04:38Forgive him.
04:40You, I get, you're some old nomad that's just after a free lunch.
04:45But you, I thought you had more class.
04:48Oh.
04:50Lessons in class from a convicted drug trafficker.
04:53What's next?
04:55Morality lessons from the cheating husband?
04:58Both him, by the way.
04:59I admitted I'd made a mistake.
05:01Mistake?
05:02But the blackmailing, I mean, that were deliberate.
05:05That were well worked out.
05:07That was the work of a twisted old cow.
05:11Can you mind how you speak to the lady, please?
05:13The lady is my wife.
05:15It doesn't give you the right to be vile, I'm afraid.
05:17Yeah, and it doesn't give you the right to sleep with her either.
05:20Oh, we didn't sleep a wink.
05:22Well, maybe you should get some shut-eye now, eh?
05:27Sorry to barge in.
05:29You didn't barge, you knocked.
05:31Why are you sick of your mum?
05:32I'm not sick of her, I'm sick of the situation.
05:35I can't seem to get things right.
05:37See where lying gets you?
05:39Yeah, it's just...
05:41I hate that I've not, you know...
05:44That you're not some sort of Casanova.
05:47What's that?
05:48You're 17, you've got your whole life.
05:51I mean, some people my age, it's like they're living on Flippin' Love Island.
05:55These other people your age, how do you know what they're up to?
05:58The same.
05:59Well, like you said about you and John.
06:01You better actually tell them the truth.
06:03Because they sound convincing, like you sounded convincing.
06:07Even if it's true, and they are all at it, like now,
06:10which is a phrase I've never understood, by the way...
06:13Is it really what you want?
06:15Yeah.
06:16Oh, genuinely thought you were going to say no and I'd sound like a genius.
06:20Sorry.
06:21Look...
06:23I'm not about to sit here and advise my best mate's son
06:27to put it about with anyone who'll look at him.
06:30But you do need to talk to your mum about it.
06:33She's no Mother Teresa, you know.
06:35Who's Mother Teresa?
06:37Do you know anyone?
06:39Don't matter.
06:40Right, there is a big pile of Jimmy's grimy underpants in there.
06:44Do you want to wash them?
06:46Um, no.
06:47Good choice. Right, well, get comfy while I do.
06:50Then we're going to sort this out.
06:54Why don't you go and get cleaned up upstairs?
06:58This matter isn't over.
07:02You can keep the shirt, by the way.
07:10Well, the green-eyed monster packs a punch.
07:13I'm not jealous.
07:15Excellent impersonation of someone who is.
07:17I'm just not taking that from him in my own home.
07:20You're not in your own home, Will.
07:23You don't have your own home.
07:25And that will become very clear very soon.
07:28And I'm glad you're not jealous.
07:31It'll spare me endless days seeing you mope around.
07:35Because, quite frankly, I can't stand you even when you're not.
07:41You know, I surprised myself when I fell for you.
07:44But the only surprise you've ever given me
07:47is this endless propensity for shamelessness
07:50that you demonstrate every single minute more you stay in my house.
07:54Desperately trying to cling on to a life that you never had
07:57and didn't deserve.
08:09Oh, I thought you were at college.
08:11Yeah, he came for a chat with me.
08:13Oh, I didn't realise you were on the curriculum.
08:17So this is the point that you tell me what's going on?
08:21Why don't you go up to Yuri, Martha?
08:23OK.
08:25Can I sit down?
08:27Well, I should be asking you because you're clearly in charge, Nicola.
08:30Permission granted.
08:33So what's going on?
08:35Er, he's...
08:39He's finding it hard to talk to you.
08:42Well, he would do if he's round at your house. I live here.
08:45Yeah, well, he might spend more time here if you were a bit more approachable.
08:48Sorry, Nicola.
08:50Are you giving me advice about how to deal with my son?
08:53Because if you are, it's not welcome or necessary.
08:56He might not be welcome, but I think considering how he's been recently,
08:59it sort of might be necessary.
09:01You're probably right.
09:03It's just I wouldn't want him to end up getting locked up.
09:06Because then I would feel like a bad parent.
09:11You called it off because Will decked him?
09:13No, I called it off because he's nothing but a tool.
09:16Rude.
09:18As in a means of accomplishing something.
09:21Oh, I see.
09:23And what did you accomplish, exactly?
09:26Well...
09:28I made Will feel bad.
09:30Yay!
09:32Shall I tell you a secret?
09:35Go on, then.
09:38It doesn't feel as good as I hoped.
09:42He still cares for you.
09:44I know.
09:46I feel oddly gratified.
09:49Because you still care about him.
09:51Ah, now that's where we disagree.
09:53Right.
09:55Look, this is what I see.
09:57There's two people who live in this house who still love each other.
10:01And unless one of them stops being stubborn and swallows their pride,
10:06they're going to lose each other for good.
10:09Or am I wrong?
10:31Will's on it early.
10:33He's barely been off it.
10:35I got there this morning.
10:37He's fast asleep under a beer can duvet on the sofa.
10:40Kim's upstairs with some fella who's obviously...
10:42Eh, experiment details.
10:45I've got enough proper problems without worrying what the posh folk are up to.
10:48Yeah, I said as much to him myself.
10:51What's on your mind?
10:53What's not?
10:55You're seeing Samson soon.
10:57And Amelia's coming round with Esther later, remember?
10:59Yeah, course I do.
11:01So, whatever problems we may have,
11:04there's always something to look forward to, eh?
11:06What would I do without you, eh?
11:08Oh, I don't know. Wear dirty clothes and die of starvation.
11:11That's about right.
11:21Wow.
11:22Sorry, was that a burp or was it the mating call of a walrus?
11:27It was a burp. I've done my mating.
11:30Oh, what's the matter? Has Kim cut you off?
11:33Not literally. I hope not, anyway.
11:35Well, not that I'm interested in you.
11:38Stop while you're ahead.
11:40I wouldn't know how. Never been ahead.
11:42Join my club.
11:44Oh, what's the matter?
11:45Thought you were the man who had it all.
11:47Had?
11:49Now I've got no but a vindictive, soon-to-be ex-wife.
11:54Oh, dear.
11:55I mean, do you want to tell me about it?
11:57Can you be bothered to listen?
11:59I can be if I've got a drink in me hand.
12:02What are you having?
12:03Doubles.
12:08People need to stop thinking they're better than me
12:10just cos my daughter got in trouble.
12:12And people don't take kindly to stones being thrown
12:14from people in glass houses.
12:16So it's Jimmy as well, is it?
12:17No, I never said that.
12:18You said people.
12:19No, I did not. So you said people.
12:20Well, at least I can keep my man.
12:22You certainly can.
12:24Sorry.
12:28No, I am for saying that.
12:31I'm sorry for saying the other.
12:34You're a really good mum.
12:35So are you.
12:38I'm just really struggling with him at the moment, Nick.
12:42Well, that's life with teenagers.
12:44I'm very much finding out.
12:45What did he say?
12:47Oh, he...
12:48He's got this idea of how he should seem to other people.
12:52And how does he want to seem?
12:54Experienced.
12:55He's 17!
12:56Said that.
12:58So that's why, the lies.
13:00He's a gay lad in a small village
13:02and while it's friendly enough,
13:04it's not exactly San Francisco, is it?
13:07He's working out where he fits in in life.
13:09Square peg, round hole.
13:11And in the meantime, I've got to find out
13:13where he's going to spend the rest of his life.
13:16Well, and in the meantime, I'm criticising his every move.
13:21I can't blame Kim if she wants it over,
13:23but there's ways to do things.
13:25I mean, I woke up this morning on the settee
13:27and there's a bloke knocking about in my dressing gown
13:30that's definitely not slept on a settee.
13:33Right, so pretty much sounds the same as what you did to her.
13:37All right.
13:38See if you think I'd do this.
13:40I've been getting blackmailed by someone who knows what I've done.
13:44They want £50,000
13:46or they're going to tell Kim.
13:48£50,000?
13:50No.
13:51Right, so that's how she found out,
13:53because you almost didn't get it.
13:54Oh, I got it.
13:55What?
13:56I should have said triples.
13:58Anyway, so I go to pay
14:00and there's this grave that's been half dug
14:03and there's a note saying to carry on.
14:06Now, this is after they've called me
14:07and told me they've got Kim, by the way.
14:09All right.
14:10They've snatched her?
14:11Yeah.
14:12So, anyway, so I'm digging away
14:14and her voice is coming from underground.
14:17Hang on, so you saved her
14:19and she's still sacked you off?
14:21No, I'm digging like crazy to reach her.
14:23I hit this coffin.
14:25I lift the lid up
14:27and inside, all that's inside,
14:29is a walkie-talkie.
14:31Then Kim appears at top of all
14:33saying that she's been blackmailing me
14:35and making me think that she's about to get killed.
14:39And then she thanks me for money
14:41which, obviously, I've virtually gambled my life on
14:44and she just leaves me to rot.
14:49Oh, my God.
14:50That's...
14:51I mean, that may be
14:53the most impressive thing I've ever heard in my life.
14:58Your life is a wreck.
15:01It's a ruin.
15:03Do you know what the really sad thing is?
15:06Is that I loved her
15:08and...
15:10I still do.
15:12Is it poor?
15:14Yeah.
15:18Aye, aye, aye.
15:19Your mum likes long lists, doesn't she?
15:22What?
15:24Well, this is just a quarter of it.
15:29You on your own?
15:30No, Mum's coming back.
15:35Karl, erm...
15:39It feels like we're not mates anymore.
15:41I'm sorry.
15:44Is this about what happened the other day in the car?
15:47You... You scared me.
15:49Did I?
15:52I'm sorry.
15:53It's just...
15:55When you lose something like that,
15:57something where you got your whole life on it, and...
16:01Anyway, that's no excuse. I'm sorry.
16:03And I'm obviously not gonna go to the police, so...
16:06Off the hook.
16:07OK.
16:09You know what they had at the supermarket?
16:11I saw it.
16:13And I thought,
16:14I know a little lad
16:16that could use one of those.
16:20Huh?
16:22Ah, uh-uh-uh.
16:26That business with the tablet.
16:28Are we done with all that?
16:29Yeah.
16:30You sure?
16:31Yeah, sure.
16:33Mm-hm.
16:34Repeat after me.
16:36Tablet.
16:37What tablet?
16:39Tablet.
16:40What tablet?
16:42Good man.
16:49Hmm.
16:50And then Bob's going round with the mic,
16:52and he's getting everybody to say one thing about us.
16:56If Amelia says,
16:57Oh, Dan's the best dad ever,
16:59and then his ex said something,
17:01and then Val, oh, who you won't know.
17:03And then this guy, who nobody knew,
17:06well, I recognise him a little bit,
17:09he said,
17:10Hiya, I'm Kev,
17:12and Kerry is married to me.
17:17Who were he?
17:19My husband.
17:22You just married Dan.
17:24Yeah.
17:25Got in a bit of a ball for that.
17:27Mm-hm.
17:28Mm-hm.
17:32I think I'd better drink this up and go.
17:36Yeah, me too.
17:42Do you fancy another?
17:44I wish we'd get back for a stay.
17:46Amelia's just texted,
17:48asking if we can do another time.
17:50Was she asking us or telling us?
17:52Telling.
17:53Why?
17:54She didn't say.
17:57It'll be Tom, won't it?
17:58Oh, I really hope not.
18:00I'd hate to think he's starting with Amelia how he was with Belle.
18:03If he ever so much as looks at Esther the wrong way.
18:06I know, I agree,
18:07but it's Amelia I'm worried about for now.
18:21Oh!
18:22The girls were at a party and the boys were there too.
18:25The girls shook their booties and the boys went,
18:27woo!
18:28Yeah, nice one, Eminem.
18:30No, have you got any hopscotch?
18:31Cos I'm proper good at that.
18:32No, but Clemmie's got a dollhouse she can play with.
18:36What's up?
18:37Yeah, I think I should be asking you that.
18:40Cos that punch bag doesn't punch back, does it?
18:43Not so far, no.
18:44So what's with all of the...?
18:46Playing with the kids.
18:47Right, and what's the game?
18:48Hit Daddy with bricks?
18:49Look, I've got...
18:51sort of a training programme going, so...
18:55what's that in need of?
18:56Keeping healthy.
18:58Wanna join in?
18:59No.
19:00No, I had a banana last week, so I'm good.
19:04Listen, R-E, the car...
19:06Oh, the one I can't afford because I'm a know-nothing peasant.
19:09Eh, I've made some calls.
19:11I have not heard anything back yet,
19:13cos it's such a small budget.
19:15Well, can I get something for three?
19:16A thousand?
19:17Yeah, I can get you something for three.
19:19It won't come from Germany.
19:20Then I might be able to stretch to four.
19:23Sorry, you've made two grand in... in what?
19:26Three hours?
19:28Tell me your secret.
19:31Don't have one.
19:33The sooner, the better, yeah?
19:36Yeah.
19:37Yeah, yeah, I'll get you a cheap rental in the meantime.
19:40Yeah, cheers.
19:41I'll do that.
19:42Tell those kids to lay off you, yeah?
19:44Yeah.
19:52Tomorrow's no good.
19:54And the day after won't work for me either.
19:58Peter, can I save you the trouble of listing all the days of the week in order
20:03and say,
20:04thank you for your interest in pursuing a relationship,
20:07but it's not reciprocated.
20:11Sorry.
20:12Bye.
20:13Are you getting back with your husband?
20:16Well, that will depend on him.
20:28Hello.
20:29Hello.
20:31Been to the pub by any chance?
20:33Yes.
20:34And are you capable of a coherent conversation?
20:37About what?
20:39You, me, you and me.
20:42You and me.
20:43Oh, Zaz.
20:44Couldn't hold on.
20:46Definitely should have gone before we left the pub, but
20:50at least the plants have been watered.
20:54Hello.
20:55Hi.
20:56I'm sorry, but we already have a cleaner.
20:58Right.
21:00Or what?
21:01No, no, no, it's not. It's...
21:04We're free agents, aren't we?
21:06Yep.
21:08Very modern, aren't we just?
21:10So, are you good?
21:14Good.
21:15Oh, right. Now?
21:16Now?
21:17Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:19See ya.
21:20See ya.