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00:00Oh, thank you.

00:01Oh, my gosh.

00:02Thank you so much.

00:03Yeah, well, let's, uh, get that one.

00:05Uh-huh.

00:12Ash?

00:14Ash Williams?

00:16Is that you?

00:17Linda Bates.

00:18Holy hell.

00:20Wow.

00:22It's been so long.

00:23You look great in that waitress getup.

00:25Probably even better out of it.

00:27Oh, same, Ash.

00:28All OK here?

00:29Yeah.

00:32Little Tommy Emery?

00:33It's Sheriff Emery now.

00:35And I'm all grown up.

00:36You can ask around.

00:37Oh.

00:38Oh, and you?

00:42No, you married Safety Boy?

00:44Who?

00:45That's what we called him back when he was a hall monitor.

00:47Remember the time you peed your pants outside the locker room?

00:49Because you were leaning on the door.

00:51Guilty.

00:52Hey, that was such a long time ago.

00:54Right, honey?

00:55No.

00:56Can you give us a second?

00:57Sure.

00:59Mm, mm, mm, mm.

01:01Hey.

01:03Hey.

01:05You got some huge balls showing your face in this town.

01:08Yeah, I do.

01:09Notice I never wear gym shorts?

01:11I'm here on business looking for a woman.

01:13She's bad news.

01:15If I don't find her, you might actually

01:16have something to do around here.

01:17Well, then let's find her for you.

01:19Everyone, this is Ash.

01:24Some of you may know him as Ashie Slashie

01:26because he went crazy and chopped up his friends.

01:29OK, that's not true.

01:30I did not go crazy.

01:32I knew exactly what I was doing when I chopped up my friends.

01:36And now, Ashie Slashie is back in town

01:39looking for a new woman.

01:41So what do people think?

01:43Should we help Ash find another victim?

01:46Or should we kick him back to whatever

01:48Rockie was hiding under?

01:49Fuck this shit, though.

01:50He's got to go.

01:51Yeah, get him out!

01:53Ashie Slashie!

01:54Ashie Slashie!

01:55Ashie Slashie!

01:57Ashie Slashie!

01:59Ashie Slashie!

02:01Ashie Slashie!

02:02Ashie Slashie!

02:04No.

02:06No more running away.

02:10All right, get the gum out of your ears and listen up,

02:12you inbred degenerate screwheads.

02:15Except you, Linda.

02:16You're so not like them.

02:18Yes, I am Ashie Slashie, the boomstick butcher

02:23with the chainsaw hand.

02:25But you nimrods got me all wrong.

02:27I'm here to save this town, to save my town,

02:30whether you like it or not.

02:32Now, I'm here looking for somebody.

02:37Check it out.

02:39She goes by the name of Ruby.

02:40Anybody?

02:42You use your chainsaw to draw that?

02:47Time to leave, Ash.

02:48Oh, I'm going to leave, all right.

02:50Don't you worry.

02:52After I save all your sorry asses,

02:54you won't see me again for another 30 years, dicksticks.

02:57Loser!

ash vs. evil S2 - 03 - i knew exactly what i was doing when i hacked my friends to pieces

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