Kapil Sharma Show Best Comedy And Mimicry Of SalmanKhan And Sharukh Khan

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00:00Come on, son.

00:03Move!

00:09Son!

00:11Hey, son!

00:25Today, Karthik's mother is on the stage.

00:29I'm his mother.

00:32And there's Egypt's mother.

00:40I think, brother,

00:42today, I'm on the Great Indian Mummy Show.

00:46Yes!

00:50Show, show, show, show.

00:52Show, show, show.

00:55Thank you, family, say.

00:57And to everyone who has come.

00:59Greetings.

01:01Greetings.

01:04Greetings.

01:05How are you?

01:08Wow!

01:15Show, show, show.

01:17Show, show, show.

01:18Show, show, show.

01:19Show, show, show.

01:20Show, show, show.

01:21How are you?

01:24How are you?

01:27Greetings.

01:28Greetings.

01:32That's enough.

01:33That's enough.

01:38Greetings, brother.

01:39Greetings.

01:40Greetings.

01:4370 minutes.

01:46My brother can say greetings

01:49for 70 minutes without stopping.

01:52That's why, we have to stop him.

01:57Stop him.

01:59Stop him.

02:01Stop him.

02:04Stop him.

02:06Can you see?

02:08I told you, my Karan and Arjun..

02:15I told you, my Karan and Arjun have come.

02:17They have come.

02:18They have come after tearing the earth apart.

02:21They have come after tearing the earth apart.

02:23They will come after tearing the earth apart.

02:25Are we your children or the children of a radish?

02:37Are we the children of a radish?

02:38I don't know.

02:39Who tear the earth apart every morning and..

02:52I don't like this.

02:54I don't like this.

02:59Can you see?

03:01My children are so useless.

03:03I told them to get revenge from Durjan.

03:05But they haven't taken revenge yet.

03:07Is it revenge or curd that they will go to get it every morning?

03:14Your mother told you to get a degree.

03:17Yes.

03:18So, you became an engineer.

03:19Yes.

03:21She wakes up every morning and tells us to get revenge from Durjan.

03:25That's why we have become goons.

03:28We have become goons.

03:34I am so unfortunate.

03:36I have been sewing clothes for people all my life.

03:40Yes.

03:41So that they get shade and they stay in shade.

03:44You are short of D3.

03:51He is full of himself.

03:56Shall I tell you something?

03:59Shall I tell you something?

04:20Yes, son. What is he saying?

04:22I want to tell you something about her.

04:29Do you know what she used to do to save money in childhood?

04:32What did she do?

04:33She used to drop us to the fair.

04:36Okay.

04:37And she used to tell us to stand in front of the jalebi shop

04:39and cry that my mother is lost.

04:43Someone will feed you jalebi and leave.

04:45Someone will feed you jalebi and leave.

04:53And then I will come back after half an hour.

04:56Where did you stay for half an hour?

05:00Where did you stay?

05:03Where did you stay?

05:05Oh, my God!

05:08I used to go and cry in front of the shopkeeper

05:12that my children are lost.

05:14Someone will feed me jalebi and leave.

05:18I don't like this nonsense, ma'am.

05:27How many of you think that your mother does the same?

05:34I don't like this.

05:36Don't trouble your mother.

05:39Trouble my mother.

05:40Oh, my God!

05:44Listen, everyone.

05:45Learn to drive a car.

05:46Move. Move.

05:55What did you drop?

05:57Dear, you are leaking.

06:05Learn to drive a car, dear.

06:07He gifted his mother a car.

06:09And I tell him to go and get my gold bangles from Lala.

06:13He has brought brass bangles.

06:15At least, I gave you brass bangles.

06:19He gifted his mother a car made of copper.

06:23That too, a mini-copper car.

06:30Isn't it?

06:33Isn't it?

06:35But, Karthik..

06:36How can you be so cool in such frustration?

06:39I am not cool, sir. I am not cool.

06:42I am cold.

06:43Cold?

06:44I don't like her.

06:46Oh!

06:47What?

06:47I don't like her.

06:48Karthik, you and your family take care of your stomach.

06:52Yes.

06:52But, they can't take care of my stomach.

06:59So, mothers are different.

07:01In what?

07:02Their stomach is a bowl.

07:04Your stomach is a pot.

07:06Wait.

07:09Wait.

07:11Wait.

07:14Don't open this, dear.

07:16Both these pots are from the same pot.

07:25I am not asking for a lot of food.

07:28I just want to taste it.

07:30You should have asked for soda along with the snacks.

07:32You should have asked for Adia.

07:33You should have asked for Adia.

07:35She uses both.

07:38I don't like the shit, man.

07:39Come on.

07:43Superb!

07:48Karthik.

07:53This..

07:54Karthik.

08:03Krishna.

08:09This woman always used to say..

08:12..to get rid of my bangles.

08:13To get rid of my bangles.

08:14She never said to get rid of my liquor.

08:17Old monk.

08:25Come here.

08:27Come here.

08:28Come here.

08:30Speak.

08:31Speak properly.

08:35Learn something from Karthik.

08:37With so much love, Karthik..

08:54Karthik.

09:06Why are my two sons spreading like a mess?

09:11Learn from Karthik.

09:13Learn from Karthik.

09:14How he raised his parents and made them doctors.

09:24Should I do something about him?

09:26Should I do something about him?

09:28Say something.

09:29Mom and dad didn't make him a doctor.

09:31Mom and dad made him an engineer.

09:33Then why didn't you two make me an engineer?

09:55Oh, my God.

10:01Look.

10:04Call that film, Mool.

10:14Oh, my God.

10:24Oh, my God.

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