Nickelodeon Commercials (2003)

R.W. Featherston

Copyright Disclaimer: Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.  Here's a small batch of commercials that aired on Nickelodeon at some point in 2003 during an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Enjoy!  Commercials shown:  0:00: SpongeBob Bumper #1 0:05: Nick-Rithmic Pop Quiz 0:36: Huggies Convertibles 1:05: Bounty 1:36: Dove 1:50: Nestle Drumstick 2:07: Huggies Elastic 2:36: Lucky Charms 3:06: SpongeBob Bumper #2 3:12: SpongBob Split Screen Credits (Featuring Nickelodeon Bumper: The Times Are A'Changin' [CUT-OFF])

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00:00We'll be right back to Spongebob Squarepants on Nickelodeon.

00:05Take the Nick Rhythmetic Pop Quiz.

00:08Begin by multiplying the number of bags of cheese crunchies Darwin eats daily

00:13by the circumference of Arnold's football head.

00:15Add the mass in gallons of slime in the shaboosie.

00:19Divide this by the patty-flipping capacity, or PFC, of Spongebob.

00:23Multiply the number of times Angelica bosses Tommy around.

00:27Add all this together, and the answer will always equal one thing.

00:31There's only one Nickelodeon.

00:37Great news for every driver who's too busy to have his diaper changed.

00:42Huggies has invented a whole new way of diapering.

00:45Huggies Convertibles, the very first diaper pants.

00:49When he's in high gear, slip him on fast, like pants.

00:55When he shifts down to low, it's easy to put him on like a diaper.

00:59Whatever works best.

01:01Huggies Convertibles Diaper Pants.

01:03Hit the road in style, starting with size 5.

01:12You see it, but you can't stop it.

01:18Until now.

01:20Introducing new Bounty.

01:22With bigger quilts to lock in spills.

01:24See other brands drip.

01:26Bounty with Drip Lock doesn't, even on the trip to the trash.

01:29And it's stronger, too.

01:36There are a lot of problems with dry hair.

01:38It can fly away, it won't cooperate with you, it won't stay straight and smooth.

01:42But Dove made my hair really moisturized.

01:44Without weighing it down, if you can have everything all at once, it's wonderful.

01:52Hand your kid a Nestle Drumstick.

01:54And they're not growing up too fast.

01:58They're just a kid eating a drumstick.

02:01Like you were once.

02:03Nestle Drumstick, the original Sunday cone.

02:08Check out the elastics in Huggies Ultra Trim Diapers.

02:12The new all-around stretch waistband lets them perform their cool moves.

02:18Unlike the other leading diaper, Huggies new waistband really stretches.

02:24And no other diaper stops leaks better.

02:27Huggies Leakage Protection lets the band play all night long.

02:32Huggies Ultra Trim Diapers. No leak is a good leak.

02:37Something big is happening.

02:39Magical glow, marshmallows grow.

02:43Who's there? Be right back.

02:46This could be huge.

02:48It is. Now Lucky Charms has bigger marshmallows than ever.

02:52Maybe bigger than Lucky planned.

02:55Wow!

02:57News this big had to get out.

02:59From now on, Lucky Charms will have bigger marshmallows, a big part of this good breakfast.

03:03With bigger marshmallows, we need bigger spoons.

03:06Now we're back to Spongebob Squarepants on Nickelodeon.

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