Comedy Circus Ke Taansen _ Comedy Shows

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10/1/2024

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00:00Where would I want to go?

00:02When the pain is too much, you should call a doctor.

00:07There is a new clinic in Ramgarh where there is one doctor but many patients.

00:12Presenting Sudesh as doctor and Krishna as various characters.

00:24Look, I am a very old doctor in Ramgarh.

00:27I am such an old doctor that I have seen only one delivery.

00:33Since the time I have become a doctor, maybe someone has fallen ill here.

00:37But despite that, 11 cases are running on me without any reason.

00:42Now see, when will the 12th case come? I am waiting.

00:45Why is there so much silence?

00:48So many claps have been given, do you see silence?

00:50I will not change my dialogue for a couple of claps.

00:58Hello, are you worried?

01:01What happened?

01:02There is a lot of pain in my knees.

01:05Are you mad?

01:06Then why are you coughing and confusing me?

01:09You will be confused now, doctor.

01:12Why?

01:13Because I have come to get my eyes treated.

01:17Tell me, since when are your eyes bad?

01:21Doctor, when did China attack India?

01:251971

01:26Yes, so this is a matter of days.

01:30Are you mad?

01:31Then why are you talking about China and India?

01:33I am asking for personal knowledge.

01:36Nowadays, Jai's show is also coming on KBC.

01:39I hope they don't call me a celebrity in that.

01:42Lie down.

01:44Why are you making me lie down?

01:45Doctor, I will pay the fees.

01:47You are a very dirty man.

01:51Is this the way to talk to elders?

01:54If I was not blind, I would have seen you.

02:01Once Archana came to me.

02:04Look, diseases are of all kinds.

02:06She said, doctor, I get scared at night.

02:09I don't know what happens to me.

02:10I have bad dreams.

02:11I said, no problem.

02:12You tell your husband or Parmeet to sleep facing me.

02:17She said, I told you.

02:19He said, you sleep, I will be scared all night.

02:25Can I say something?

02:26Yes.

02:27You have maintained yourself very well.

02:29You have become so old, but you still look like an old man.

02:32Come, sit with me.

02:35First, congratulate me.

02:37For what?

02:38A baby has been born in my house at night.

02:40Wow, congratulations.

02:41Yes, of the neighbor.

02:43What do you mean?

02:44No, no, I have a clinic at home.

02:45So the neighbor had the delivery done at my house.

02:47Okay.

02:48Yes, yes.

02:49Have some sweets.

02:50Take it.

02:52Take it.

02:54Wow.

02:55This is love.

02:56All the patients are our own.

02:59If you love them, God will be happy.

03:01Right, doctor?

03:03Stop talking.

03:05First, clean your mouth.

03:10You should have some manners.

03:12You start anywhere.

03:15You should have some manners.

03:17You start anywhere.

03:18You start anywhere.

03:20Stop talking nonsense.

03:21First of all, tell me.

03:22I want to check my blood pressure.

03:24Okay.

03:33Yesterday, Ramlal gave me his hand.

03:35Oh.

03:38Psst.

03:39Psst.

03:40Psst.

03:41Psst.

03:42Psst.

03:43Psst.

03:44Psst.

03:45Psst.

03:47What is the BP?

03:49Naughty at 40.

03:52Naughty at 40?

03:53Yes, that's why I need to give you an injection.

03:55Injection?

03:56Yes.

03:57Give me your hand.

03:58One minute.

03:59Give me the injection slowly, doctor.

04:00I don't have an injection.

04:01I have a spoon.

04:02Let me give it to you.

04:06I haven't given you an injection yet.

04:08Take this.

04:09That's it.

04:10It's done.

04:11Doctor.

04:12It's done.

04:13Doctor.

04:14Doctor.

04:15I didn't give you an injection here.

04:16I gave you an injection there.

04:19That's it, doctor.

04:21It's done.

04:23That's it.

04:24Now, you won't have any problem with your BP.

04:26Doctor, I have come for an important work.

04:27What?

04:28Can you stick this hand back?

04:31I can fix your BP problem right now.

04:33How?

04:35Like this.

04:45I am talking about blood pressure.

04:47I am also talking about blood pressure.

04:49You don't understand.

04:50I have recorded it in Comedy Circus.

04:52If you watch it, your BP will go away automatically.

04:55Okay.

04:56You want me to stick your hand back?

04:57Yes.

04:58Where should I stick it?

04:59Stick it wherever it is.

05:00There?

05:01Yes, there.

05:02Let's go behind the curtain.

05:03Why behind the curtain?

05:04No, no.

05:05I have heard that it's fun to stick your hand behind the curtain.

05:08Isn't it?

05:09Come on.

05:11Oh, my God.

05:13You want to go home and get three more kills, right?

05:16Doctor.

05:17Look at this girl.

05:18She is looking so beautiful.

05:19I have done her plastic surgery.

05:21No, no.

05:22Actually, she is Somiya's aunt.

05:25This is my hard work.

05:26This is your love.

05:28Because I...

05:29Come on.

05:33Come on.

05:35Come on.

05:37I think you didn't recognize me.

05:39You are showing attitude as if you are Gabbar Singh.

05:41I am the real Gabbar.

05:47You scoundrels.

05:50Recognize me?

05:53You are lying.

05:54Oh, God.

05:56How many men were there?

05:58Now you recognize me?

06:00You are lying.

06:01You are scaring me.

06:03You will recognize me after his act.

06:06I know.

06:08You are the same doctor

06:10who has put both hands of Thakur.

06:13Now Gabbar will cut both your hands.

06:16Oh, God.

06:18Oh, God.

06:21Give me a chance.

06:22You are making fun of me.

06:23Ask me my last wish.

06:24Okay.

06:26Then I have Jai's coin.

06:28I will toss it.

06:30If I get a hand,

06:31I will cut both your hands.

06:33And if I get a tail,

06:35I will finish the act.

06:44Tail act is over.

06:51Mr. Dalit,

06:52would you like to work

06:53and join this clinic?

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